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offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-01-10 12:17 [#02029860]
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He's eleven now and what's worring me is that he's started
to act like a fag. He has this whiny lisp when he speaks,
has limp wrists, plays with fucken Barbie dolls, reads books
and has no interest in sports whatsoever. I tryed to sign
him up for the local little league baseball team, but he
just starts complaining that the other boys pick on him. I
tryed to teach him to fight but he says he "abhors violence"
I told him to stop the fag talk and smacked him upside the
head. Maybe I haven't been beating him hard enough. My wife
Ethel says I'm too hard on him, but a child's gotta learn. I
don't want him to end up sucking dicks in some godforsaken
alleyway, infested with the AIDS. He's going off to army
cadets as soon as he's old enough, that should straighten
the little fucker out.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2007-01-10 12:26 [#02029862]
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what are you, American?


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 12:27 [#02029864]
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monoid


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-10 12:28 [#02029865]
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You're doing a good job of being as tirelessly "internet" as
Monoid, who I thought had sewn up the whole copy and pasting
of blog and messageboard posts without giving his sources
schtick.


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 12:32 [#02029867]
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word.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-01-10 12:32 [#02029868]
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This is my REAL LIFE.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 12:34 [#02029870]
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go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2007-01-10 12:46 [#02029875]
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WHAT THE fucking BEAT the shit out of the
faggot!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 13:01 [#02029885]
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Just sexually molest him, and try to keep telling yourself
that you're not a fag either.


 


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