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my girlfriend likes me a lot more than i like her. i make it seem to be the contrary but the reality is that i can't stand being around her for longer than half an hour or maybe forty-five minutes. we haven't been dating that long but for the period of time we have been together it's gotten very "serious" i know that if i break up with her it'll break her heart and she'll cry shit loads and do the whole suicidal thing. it's just in her nature, she's emotionally weak and thats why she's just latched onto me.. and ironically that is the raeson i want to break up with her. its not cool - it's not really a symbiotic relationship it's more parasitic. she has no business of her own. she doesn't do anything. she just follows me around when i want to hang out with my friends or go to a friends house and jam, and doesnt say anything. she is an introverted extrovert!! she just has to be 'there' to see what's going on, and then yell at me when she wants to leave. its gay. she lies to me and tells me her family is abusive but it's a transparent lie - i spent thanksgiving with them and she has them wrapped around her finger, she is the queen of the bee-hive and gets whatever she wants, but she somehow finds a way to always get depressed i think in the long run - the sooner i break up with her, the better. but it will suck to see her get so mad. because she really can be a nice girl, on a few occaisions she has had me in tears laughing - additionally i know for a fact she will start going places i usually go just to 'run into' me which will piss me off, especially if i am trying to holler at other females. i wish i could attract girls who were just fuckin normal and didn't have these kinds of issues, i seem to always attract mental cases, maybe thats because i am a mental case |
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you have got a big penis havent you. |
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i know this post requires 100% of my attention, and it's a long one!! hold on i'll reply in full in a bit cyggie |
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you know ive never dated a white woman before, i think i am gonna try it one of these days. not to be prejudice or anything. how many xltronickers are currently dating white women? do they come with a technical manual |
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i have yet to find a metre-stick or tape measure long enough to measure it |
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raeson rAEson |
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bastard. |
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GET THE FUCK OUT NOW NOW NOW NOWNOW! trust me matey, the longer you stay in this the worse it will get. Don't make excuses for her cyggy. It is a shame that it will upset her and all that but that happens whenever a relationship ends. You can't stay in it just to save her feelings. If you let her control you in this way then you are just letting her do the same to you as she is doing to her parents. I'm more than sure that she won't kill herself; it's not your fault that she's all depressive so don't let her make you feel like it is. Everybody can be nice at times hun, but the fact of the matter is she annoys the fuck out of her and you can't stand being with her for long periods of time.. no matter how nice she can be on occasions, that's not enough to override the negative feelings you have with her. |
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what sophie said,just try and get anal first. :D |
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listen to soph. |
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nononono actually, yeah, listen to hanal. spot on. :D |
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you are right. what sucks more is a "lets be friends" will not work , theres no middle ground. i gotta just let her go |
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Haha, you're so right :D |
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Then that's what you've got to do hun. Sometimes the friends thing can work, but to be honest, with people like her it's more trouble than it's worth. I know it's well difficult to let people go that you've been close to but sometimes it's necessary to prioritise yourself. To be honest, if you're not happy in the relationship, you're not doing her any favours either. |
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yo babe, can i put it in your butt sure *UuuuuuuuaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHhh* ok im breaking up with you |
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perfect!! :D |
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why do girls go in for dudes who are emotionally distant/detached? |
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I have no idea, I don't think they all do. But those who do.. maybe it's because they hate guys being clingy and posessive and controlling and jealous. It's nice for them to get a balance though, and show that they care and let you know when they're thinking of you, without being stalkers. I don't think that's just girls who like that though, I'm sure it's the same with lots of guys too. |
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cygnus, this is a moment every man must face in his life. A moment which will either make you or break you. You are now faced with a choice: spend an eternity in this living hell, or take the smart option - go gay. I did and haven't looked back since. |
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That's why we're suggesting anal.. get him used to it, you know? |
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are you asking me out |
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does she like autechre? if so, stay with her |
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But before you're going on a brokeback mountain-tip, tell your soon to be ex the truth in a sympathetic way. If there is one way (IF) you could help her with her 'problems' - don't know how bad it is, but you make it sound pretty bad - this is the way you could actually make her see what she's doing. |
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its a bit like that with me i think. she wants to get married. we are only 18 and 17. scary. |
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I havent dated anything apart from white chicks!!! I'd love to try something different tho. |
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I don't normally share these secrets, but since you are in a particularly stressful dialemma, I have for you the greatest way to rid yourself of an unwanted relationship. Basically, get your partner drunk until the moment before she passes out and then take her into bed. When she has fully lost consciousness, you must take a shit in the bed. Be careful not to actually shit on yourself as this isn't going to help you and could lead to complications down the line. Anyway, once you have unleashed the brown bomb, you should proceed to smeer the poop down her leg and around the buttocks. Be sure to wear gloves when doing this. Finally, take the remaining turd and carefully place it inside her buttcheeks. With this done, you can now slip out unnoticed, or for added drama, write a short and succinct note explaining your absolute disgust for what she has done and the fact you simply cannot have a relationship with someone who shits themself. You are now free from your burden. |
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ezk: that's ridiculous,thats way too young goDel yeah :( i want to make her fall as soft as possible... she calls the stuff i'm into "trance" and "techno", she doesnt hate it but i guess she doesnt like it either... musical taste has never turned me away from a girl but it's turned me towards plenty, do you guys remember when i was talkin about that girl vanessa.. OH MY GOD.. the greatest female ever. we stayed up all night talking about fuckin AE and GESCOM , team DOYOBI and all these bands we didnt tihink anyon else outside the internet was into... and she was HOT. and she's fuckin into fat beats. ezk i may seem like a hypocrite but i would probably marry that girl.she is the exception, she is the greatest woman alive. |
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But it's like Dog years, 17's actualy 98 in Hobbit years, isn't it? |
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i think my girlfriend is clingy because she is in care and has never had her own family, so she feels the need to attach to someone. (she likes IDM though) is your missus in a similar situation? |
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no she lives with her family. just clings to dudes i dont know, because shes a sociopath? trying to get something out of it... |
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wow. is it your fetish? fuck :( |
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Reaaaalllly?! Taste in music is a huuuge factor for me. I can't imagine ever going out with someone who was into bad music or even someone who didn't like electronica. Listening to and talking about music is such a big part of my life. I can't imagine not being able to share that with someone I cared so much about. |
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