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stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-02 15:46 [#02025595]
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this year you can make lot of clever and sofisticated jokes
with america's famoulest british spy.

ex.: this year has licence to kill!

stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-01-02 15:46 [#02025596]
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if you know sb with cancer you can say he will live at least
until 2008 because:
this is 007: die another day

JAroen from the pineal gland on 2007-01-02 15:48 [#02025597]
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wouldn't that be the slightest bit far-fetched and
unfunny?

redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2007-01-02 15:49 [#02025598]
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jesus christ

dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-02 15:55 [#02025603]
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I'd have no compunction in stcking one in your brain,
kicking you off of a train, or a plane, popping some
compressed gas capsule up your arse so you blew up comically
like a balloon before popping, using you as a shield whilst
enemy agents shot at me or shagging your missus.

Love,
Bond

SA30DE06 from United Kingdom on 2007-01-02 16:02 [#02025605]
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does 007 think it's y2k?

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2007-01-03 14:12 [#02025949]
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Wat voor jas draagt 007?

Een bondjas.

roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-01-03 14:31 [#02025967]
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nah dude i don't think that's a good idea at all

DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2007-01-03 14:55 [#02025983]
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wow this thread has already ruined the whole year of 07

Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-03 15:06 [#02025997]
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goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-01-03 15:08 [#02026002]
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If that's an even amount of minusses it turns into a plus
again. I'm not gonna count...but I have the feeling it's
even, just for the fun of it.

Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-03 17:15 [#02026064]
Points: 6428 Status: Regular | Followup to Morton: #02025949

een haha-gehalte van 7 uit 10

Fah from Netherlands, The on 2007-01-03 17:18 [#02026068]
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*tring*
"hallo?"

"is dit Bond? James Bond?"

"Nee"

"Ah sorry, verkeerd verbonden"

roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2007-01-03 18:30 [#02026081]
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totally awesome 007 jokes

Flashback on 2007-01-03 19:41 [#02026115]
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thanks, I had to log back in. Don't worry. I'll probably do
it again.

recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-01-03 21:46 [#02026144]
Points: 40065 Status: Regular | Followup to Flashback: #02026115

haha, dont worry, the fun jokes happen to all, that nigel he
gotcha', he gotcha good-im tellin ya

SA30DE06 from United Kingdom on 2007-01-04 16:07 [#02026554]
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rolf

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