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And this is the truth. It seems im always horny. Thats because im still a virgin, and I have no sex. Im frustrated and angry, ALL I HAVE IS PORN, and IM SICK OF IT |
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me speaking |
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ADITAS? |
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I don't know what to say anymore reading your posts Monoid. Wait, why I've just posted here then? I think Phresch was right when he said "Hey, there's a keyboard, there's also a box. Let's type!" |
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block your internet porn. you'll get laid in a week. |
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now that was a debilitating read |
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go to a strip club all by yourself and hide in the bathroom |
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congs |
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yeah fucking hell. tell me about it. i need to get me end away asap. you up for getting together some time? i'll scratch your back, you suck my cock. |
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be thankful.. once you start having sex regularly you don't think about it at all |
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sex is cool, but a bit overrated sometimes, sometimes it can be really nice tho |
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what about xmd5a? |
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Have you considered castration, Monoid? You can kill 2 birds with one stone. Either that or xmd5a |
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Well said. |
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I was missing that pic! |
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I just fucked this chick in the ass last night. It was a nice change of pace. |
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ha... that shadow is funny! |
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i used to like you, but this post of yours has gone too far matey! think for a sec, stop trying to look cool and then think again for a sec! you see? no? thought so. |
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Monoid, for all your attempts at being some kind of philosopher, you're stuck at the level of a newly pubescent teenager. Your pathetic sex-fixation and your inability to combat it shows your truly inconsequential and meaningless existence. Get some fucking depth you cunt. |
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show me a pretty girl and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her. |
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come on, even you fall for it? ff's marlowe. |
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Just one username responding to another username. |
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i love username responses |
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hmm good advise tolstoyed the secks 101 gonna be my bible |
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"My ethnic friend Heywood Jablowme is in a missionary position in the former Soviet nation of Kanwefuckistan." |
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i just hate women. hate, yes. i don't want to be nearr them, neverrmind in them. and yet i do. |
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Excellent two-parter! |
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remmeber they got two holes ? |
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And a third one, the swallow-hole. |
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Cut a hole in a box. |
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or a watermelon |
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I know what you feel Monoid, but I don't think about sex all time. For exemple, right now I have to concentrate on what I'm typing not to write too much bullshit. And I think you can't think about two different things at the same time, can you? So I can't really think about sex right now. I think you are the same than me, so you can relax. You are not THAT obcessed... |
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wtf.. have a wank and get over it |
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btw, after all these years(months?) of being basically in the same place mentally and physically, you should at least have gained some insight into yourself about the whole situation |
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doesnt surprise me |
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genuine "roflmao" thread!!1 |
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for me personally, all day I think about porn and beating off... I think I've probably been single too long! |
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The more you think about it and the more you wank, the more you'll need. Try spending less time obsessing over sex and more time reading literature and polishing spoons and whatnot. Soon you won't need porn OR getting laid; you'll be a happy Victorian gentleman. |
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polishing spoons.. lol |
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Shut up and go to a strip club. |
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grab a whore |
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go to soho and pay someone to have sex with you whilst thinking about the sort of ladies that you really wished you could have but are out of your league & spoken for. You'll feel a lot worse, but at least you'll have sex. disclaimer: I have not done this. |
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Monoid, why are all your posts about YOU? You should stop wasting space on this messageboard. |
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2) You don't need a supercomputer to work with it. Just simple download&setup on your PC or MAC, begin to make music immediately. |
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nearly. |
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