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I've just arrived in California after a ten hour flight, and I've realised that flight attendants have the best jobs int he world, ever. Go on, next time you fly, just watch them. They're spitefully jovial specimens, gallivanting about in their silly little costumes, cute little costumes that scream "I'm happier then you, and I get to see the WHOLE WORLD!" Mind you, they can't watch The Mighty Boosh during the flights. |
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Movie Critics probably have the best job ever. Welcome to California. |
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it's a beautiful world we live in a sweet romantic place beautiful people everywhere the way they show they care makes me want to say: it's a beautiful world |
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Awful |
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beware the green eyed monster! |
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truly, sitting in a narrow metal tube all day is the life for me. i fucking hate planes, especially when they take me away from california. |
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The Hulk?! Where?! Hulk make me scared! |
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Wooooo! |
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Never try to rape an air hostess while flying...trying to escape is like something out of the Benny Hill show. |
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Zoley, I've always tried to eye them off in the hope that they'd notice me and then I could get some action. It's not my fault if the airline I fly with always employs the hottest air hostesses! |
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What the fuck is this shit? |
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Man has created a wondrous new form of transport that allows humans to travel through the air, almost in the manner of a bird. In order to make the patrons of the service feel comfortable, the airlines (the people who operate this fantastical new form of transit) employ flight attendants who look after the customer. |
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Flight attendants. Is this about those male stewardesses? The ones that smell gay from a mile away. I hate them. They totally ruin my game with the real stewardesses. Somehow they always end up doing my lane. Somehow...yeah, as if. |
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im going up in a stunt plane in two weeks. YEAH boy. |
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barely anybody survives a plane crash, especially not the people standing up |
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ten hours???? only 10? mate, try being on a 20hr flight |
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You obviously get stuck with them for being so uptight about them. I'll bet as soon as you get over that fixation, you'll be once more serviced by one of the hottie ladyfolk! |
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Thanks! I'll try to remember that next time! lol |
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It's OK. The universe will always keep throwing things at us until we realise it and find peace with it. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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My brother (who flies dozens of times a year, on many different airlines) says a lot of the American airlines' flight attendants are pretty snotty. For this reason, I am aiming to fly with BA instead for my trip to the good ole US of A next year. |
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malaysian air hostesses - so right british midland - so wrong |
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Where I'm sure they will welcome you with welcome arms! |
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they don't even get to see the cities they travel to, they spend most of their life inside a plane, then, when they arrive to the destination they go to sleep, next day, show up at the airport and do it all over again. Sucks. |
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not to mention they worry when their plane will go down. |
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I dunno, I've got a beard at the moment, so they may just shoot me. |
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let us know when you go so i turn on my telly. |
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AA flight attendants do indeed suck. the problem with the airlines right now is that theyre making so little money that they cant afford to hire new staff so these people youre getting on the flight have been doing the same shit day in day out for years upon years, and like just about any job like that, it eats away at you and destroys your soul. fly jet blue, theyre a newer airline and the staff is surprisingly cheery and enjoyable. plus, having comedy central in the back of the seat in front of you beats those shitty movies they play any day of the week. |
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Jet Blue sounds wicked, cheers for the tip. |
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first time in california? |
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i spent a week in CA earlier this month and the only thing that spoilt the experience was the flights. the attendants did help though by giving me a free upgrade :) |
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