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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-12-21 07:33 [#02020083]
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yesterday I went into victoria's secret when I was
christmas shopping with two (girl) friends. I felt like an
old grandmother; I was appalled by how everything was an
index for sex. everything is named sexual, everything is
presented sexually, everything is intollerably sexy, in
fact, most things have "SEXY" written right on them in fake
diamonds. It's all really very lewd, not to mention the
orange-skinned pieces-of-shit "boobed mammals" (wmw 2006)
that are at home in such a place.

but there wasn't anything really sexual. That is,
everything just points to sex. those orange girls would
surely be scared off if there was any real sex in
there, and the place would be considered a sex shop; but the
place clearly is, to me at least, they just need a guy on a
rotating platform masterbating to all the "sexy"
merchandise

I don't get out much


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-21 07:37 [#02020087]
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it was my day off yesterday


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-21 07:40 [#02020089]
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You don't get out much, but when you do you go in style!
Christmas shopping with two girlfriends in Victoria's
Sercret! You should come out of the closet. You just can't
hide that you're a chick-magnet. You're only frustrating
yourself AND all those other girls.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-12-21 07:48 [#02020095]
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its sort of about convincing people that they have to
purchase their sex appeal or sexual urges, but this has been
a strategy for all kinds of products for years... its just
these kind of shops are right at the base of the idea being
sold and when you look at it that close it just looks
absurd. i mean you could conceivably think a flashy car
will get you some poontang, but you really dont need any
specialist equipment specifically for sexxing


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-21 07:51 [#02020099]
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dont be such a prude


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-12-21 07:52 [#02020101]
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isn't that what they're all about, though? suggesting sex?
Isn't that what lingerie is, as opposed to
underwear?

I know what you mean, though, in a way.. I'm not
particularly turned on by most of the weird cut lingerie
they have there, but get a girl in a nice, tight corset and
I'm all hers!


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-21 09:37 [#02020148]
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that's like saying you read playboy and you were appauled
because it was full of boobies


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-12-21 10:48 [#02020168]
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i think i'll head down there right now


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-12-21 11:05 [#02020172]
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Do they stock "Slim Jims"?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2006-12-21 12:32 [#02020185]
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i went to a toy store and everything had this this suggested
"play-ness" to it, i was so appauled i wrote about it on
the internet


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2006-12-21 12:33 [#02020186]
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:O


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2006-12-21 17:57 [#02020250]
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Funny. I was thinking about the same thing today. About
our civilisation that is only about buying things and
advertise them as sexual. Everything is sexual these days -
a snack, shoes, trousers, socks, coke, watches, dvdplayers,
ipods - everything, every fucking billboard or banner on the
street tells you: "YOU SHOULD BUY AND FUCK". Even Santa
Claus is one sexy motherfucker this year - I am thinking of
giving him a bj to deserve a present.

PATHETIC.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2006-12-21 18:14 [#02020253]
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what snacks and dvd players are sexual

i want to get into them


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2006-12-22 05:58 [#02020447]
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KinderBueno and Philips are.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-22 06:05 [#02020450]
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every snack is sexual if you stick it up your ass...


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-22 06:05 [#02020452]
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don't do that. Especially not with a skittle or fizz wizz


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-22 06:15 [#02020461]
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use M&M's, honey! they don't melt, honey. just stick'em up
your arse in the morning and poop them out in the evening
after having had a jam-packed day of bubbly thrills and fun.


 

offline trentee from Berlin (Germany) on 2006-12-22 06:28 [#02020471]
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if it hits the right spot. mmmmmmmm...


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-22 06:30 [#02020474]
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too much honey...i suck


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-22 06:40 [#02020478]
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the kinder bueno advert is an outrage.


 


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