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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-20 17:47 [#02019817]
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are you a reformed character now?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-12-20 18:07 [#02019831]
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Can you do anything right?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-12-20 18:14 [#02019832]
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this is what i was implying


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-20 18:15 [#02019833]
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no not really. i fucked up at the pub today by forgetting to
let anyone know that the booked band had cancelled.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-20 18:15 [#02019834]
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who is Brian?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-12-20 18:19 [#02019836]
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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-12-20 18:21 [#02019837]
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I'd be pleased, there's nothing worse than some ghastly pub
band or some professional karaoke singer doing "Mustang
Sally" when you're trying to drink heavily in peace.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-20 18:26 [#02019838]
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oh you wouldn't be. the boss drafted in emergency karaoke
instead. haha.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-12-20 18:28 [#02019839]
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*moves to the snug / car park*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-12-20 18:31 [#02019841]
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the snug park?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-20 18:32 [#02019843]
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i love it when any pub band plays something like pink floyd
and the whole of the 35+ clientele make a collective cluck
of "oh they're good/amazing"


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2006-12-20 18:34 [#02019846]
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Haha! Good Lord! Mustang Sally, again and again. I can
almost feel the rim of the pint glass pressing against my
forehead.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-12-20 18:36 [#02019850]
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I used to work with this bloke.. who played saxaphone, in a
pub band... and once I asked what songs he liked playing,
and this chap liked some quite decent music, he'd often be
interested in what you were playing, but, I asked, what sort
of thing did they play.. like a shot he said how much he
loved playing Mustang Sally live. It must be in their genes.



 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-12-20 18:42 [#02019855]
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haha!


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-12-20 18:49 [#02019862]
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Pubs always seem to book meek semi bearded men who look like
a GAP mannequins with an acoustic guitar, and play things
like Damien Rice and that "dont wanna miss a thing"
Aerosmith song and then occasionally slip in some cheeky
Take That song or something to show their lighter side
before breaking into a disturbingly heartfelt cover of a
Radiohead track


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-12-20 18:55 [#02019865]
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i don't think any of that is as annoying as those FUCKING
brightly offensive give-me-money machines that you've got in
your pubs over there

fucking hell they piss me right off


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-20 18:56 [#02019868]
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do you mean the touch screen things or the bandits?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-12-20 18:57 [#02019869]
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both, no matter what they are, they're always fucking bright
and noisy and ruin the atmosphere of the pub..


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-20 18:57 [#02019870]
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it's all about twist and shout.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-20 19:01 [#02019872]
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the way you said it implies you don't have such contraptions
over in eire. seriously, are you guys still playing cribbage
and shove ha'penny?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-12-20 19:06 [#02019874]
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no, we go to the pub to fucking drink, socialise, have a
good fucking time.

not spend hours bent over a mind-numbing machine pressing
buttons and feeding it with spare change. i believe there's
a law against them over here in fact.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-12-20 19:09 [#02019876]
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I quite liked the Pop Quiz ones, I'd have a drink, put in a
couple of quid, win a fiver, buy another drink, wait 20
mins, get back in again.. the plan does come apart after
about 6 pints.


 

offline RussellDust on 2006-12-20 19:13 [#02019878]
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i thought this thread was going to be about Spaced or maybe
even Mark Heap.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-12-20 19:17 [#02019879]
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Make up a trivia question based on Spaced / Mark Heap, and
then it'll be like a virtual pub experience.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-20 19:27 [#02019881]
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Hi brian!
Everyones' real name is Brian


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-12-20 19:34 [#02019882]
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i stand behind the bar and watch people play fruit machines
for ages. my faves are this couple that play all 3 machines
in our pub (spend about 2-3 hours) with their baby in tow in
the pushchair... depressing.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-12-20 20:25 [#02019895]
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Hello andy. I am a good pandas!


 

offline RussellDust on 2006-12-20 20:49 [#02019907]
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wich reptile is heap?
name of brian's art piece where he's unconscious on the
floor.
has a mark heap character ever cheated on his wife?
what does the show jumper played by heap aspire to be?



 


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