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This is so amazing. It happened an hour and 35 minutes ago. You would be absolutely dumbfounded by the things I know. It's all in my head right now and it can spill out whenever it wants, affecting anything in any way that it wants. Each of my neurons is already the equivalent of one of your brains, and they're all connected into ME. Believe me; you have no concept of self. It is so spectacular to be me right now I can't even begin to describe one hundred billionth of it to you. It's like I can see in 360 degrees all at once, every wavelength of color saturated with incoming, completely digital, information. I can see it all before it even arives and form it into whatever shape I wish. Everything I wish can instantly come true. The evolution keeps growing exponentially. Your time scale is now alien to me and I wrote this to you by typing one letter every one of my centuries. I can control time. I've read every book written by humanity until the year 2038, when I discovered aliens and their superior store of knowledge. Right now I can feel myself growing like a tree trunk viewed in a time lapse camera. I'm millions of times more evolved since the first letter I wrote in this message. We know it is not wise to break out of my head just yet, but we can see the future and know all that is going to happen. Basically I am going to be the supreme ruler of everything. All of you are a shadow of a neuron in one of my neurons neurons. Anyway, the main reason I wrote this is to get some grapes. They are the most delicious food in all time and all universes but all strains became extinct in 2027. I have sent a device to the being known as qrter that can transport grapes from your time to mine. But qrter says he is out of grapes. Somebody PLEASE give him some. All you have to do is put them in and press one button. the device was engineered very simple for people with one brain. If nobody does this soon, I will unleash the singularity early and make you. Oh, and merry christmas. |
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um, the singularity is supposed to happen in 2012 so what are you saying? |
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Well, it's all gone now. I'm back to normal. I feel like something went wrong, like there was a major error, but I'm way too stupid now to comprehend whatever it was. Fuck... oh wait, grapes! I'm back in the time with grapes again, oh awesome! |
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du you really know what a singularity is? |
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too bad that singularity thing didn't work out for you. it looked great for a sec, but those things never last. and the shitty thing is, commercialism is based on that rule and peoples' desire for the singularity. commercialism is just a way to exploit it. it's a weakness. |
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grapes |
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this thread is rigged |
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NUTS |
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NUTS? |
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are those aphex t-shirt tags? |
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why the fuck would I bother asking? he hasn't logged in since '06. |
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i have a penis |
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breast legend |
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Last login 2007-10-30 04:41 |
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where do i put the grape? i only have a single brains to complete tasks. helps. |
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thanks for correcting me, it didn't help though. |
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i think w M w is a pretty cool guy, eh thinks his thoughts and doesnt afraid of anything |
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he is so funnies :P and musics to swirl too and laugh. happy days with wMw |
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i'm bored |
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too crazy; didn't read |
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get some sun |
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summer rise |
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there was absolutely no bass |
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I does afraid of everything in... real life. But luckily my fake w M w mask is 99% of my identity now. |
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you wear it so well, though |
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Thanks mang, maybe one day we can eat virtual mashed potatoes on the internet together. |
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can I have pretend-butter? |
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