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So, is Aphex Twin a real artist or just a pulley operated tampon?
 

offline staz on 2006-12-02 09:30 [#02011117]
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Serious issues require serious discussion. I never saw any
Aphex footage without him seemingly being operated by a
complex matrix of strings and wooden logs. I think "The
Aphex Twins" is a rouse, as well, for something either
relating to pedophilia or beastiality. Ever heard the music?
Disgustingly smug.


 

offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2006-12-02 09:31 [#02011119]
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hahahaha


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-02 09:31 [#02011120]
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gescom hat


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offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-12-02 09:31 [#02011121]
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:)


 

offline staz on 2006-12-02 09:31 [#02011122]
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shut

the

fuck

up

you piece
of
shit


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-12-02 09:32 [#02011124]
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:D


 

offline K300i from United Kingdom on 2006-12-02 09:32 [#02011125]
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no bass whatsoever.


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-12-02 09:32 [#02011126]
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(y)


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-02 09:34 [#02011127]
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you forgot to press enter between "you" and "piece"



 

offline staz on 2006-12-02 09:36 [#02011128]
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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-02 09:40 [#02011134]
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thats clever. there is no writing in your post. i admire
your skill.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-02 09:41 [#02011138]
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Aphex Twin facts:

People don't listen to electronic music. People listen to
Aphex Twin.
Aphex Twin does not sleep. He makes music.
Aphex Twin has recorded infinately many tracks, twice.
Whenever a speaker makes a sound Aphex Twin has made it.
If you press play Aphex Twin decides whether you'll hear
something or not.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-12-02 09:41 [#02011139]
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I'm curious


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-12-02 09:42 [#02011141]
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offline staz on 2006-12-02 09:43 [#02011143]
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please no




 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-02 09:44 [#02011144]
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Chuck made me do it


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-02 09:44 [#02011145]
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l. Haasiophis terrasanctus is a primitive marine snake with
well-developed hind limbs. Although other limbless snakes
might be more ancestral, this fossil shows a relationship of
snakes with limbed ancestors (Tchernov et al. 2000).
Pachyrhachis is another snake with legs that is related to
Haasiophis (Caldwell and Lee 1997).


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-02 09:46 [#02011147]
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Whenever Aphex Twin sneezes all 303's skip a bar out of
respect.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-02 09:49 [#02011154]
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jean-michel jarre facts:

he is better than aphex twin
he is french, unlike aphex twin
he has long hair like aphex twin does
he is older than aphex twin


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-02 09:51 [#02011156]
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If Aphex Twin walks a 909 creates the sound of his
footsteps.


 

offline staz on 2006-12-02 10:02 [#02011164]
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facts about Ezkerraldean:

he is the world's first pure garbage generator


 

offline staz on 2006-12-03 03:49 [#02011783]
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bump


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-12-03 04:01 [#02011791]
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Bump? Are you sure? You don't want me to post ANOTHER Aphex
Twin fact, do you?

OK:

Aphex Twin doesn't need an operating system on his computer.
He IS the operating system.


 

offline staz on 2006-12-03 05:04 [#02011816]
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teh matrix o__________O


 

offline PhecAtron-Aco on 2006-12-07 07:38 [#02014005]
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actually im an enthusiastic fan of Aphex Twin
-the aphex twins is a hoax, there is no such thing
-he has been called a "musical genius" by people such as
john peel and other musicians such as squarepusher and
admire his secret personality and self to self policy.
- He is simply better than all the other shitty bands that
float about to this day because his sort of music requires a
stroke of genius
"fuck new age shit"


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-07 07:45 [#02014008]
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hi richard


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-12-07 08:34 [#02014016]
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hi tom


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-12-07 08:37 [#02014018]
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oops.


 

offline staz on 2006-12-07 08:49 [#02014025]
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You're obviously not.


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2006-12-07 08:53 [#02014028]
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Aphex Twin at one point took to sampling the actual line
noise of the internet....

.... if you decrypt the sound it creates it actually is
thousands microsongs from people trying to conceive 1/10th
of the musical genius of Aphex Twin.


 


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