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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-11-21 16:53 [#02005893]
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blows

blows chunks


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-21 16:55 [#02005894]
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oh, that sucks

I hate it when you get cramps and it's all just pain


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-21 16:57 [#02005895]
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The KGB were trying to bump you off for crimes against the
Beach Boys.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-11-21 16:57 [#02005896]
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I think I had food poisoning for about 90% of the time I was
in Thailand.. how lovely


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-11-21 16:57 [#02005897]
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no i think it was the bacon i had


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-21 17:01 [#02005898]
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it sucks. damn it. stupid. real, think real. grip. GET A
GRIP!. can't too much, look in eyes, something arrgh,
mental! shit.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-11-21 17:01 [#02005899]
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what does that even mean


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-21 17:03 [#02005902]
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how are you able to write?

the last time I had food poisoning I didn't do anything but
puke.. or.. when I wasn't puking, I couldn't stand up
straight because my stomach muscles were in constant cramps.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-11-21 17:11 [#02005908]
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uhh its not that bad, i just keep spewing and feel rough. i
did eat some funny bacon, so i'm assuming this is the source
of the problem.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-21 17:13 [#02005910]
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oh

when I've had food poisoning, it's usually really bad..
probably because I don't stop eating until I feel sick and I
eat really fast so I get lots of whatever shit is causing
the poisoning at once.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-21 17:14 [#02005911]
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no, food poisoning really incapacitates you.

when I've had it, I couldn't do anything for a day except
lie down or vomit.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-21 17:15 [#02005913]
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last time it was like having a huge plastic object wedged in
my stomach, and I didn't sleep all night. by morning I was
all worn out (none of the food had been digested much, so I
didn't get any energy from it, and I'd spent lots of energy
puking) so I called my mom and asked if she could take me
home and feed me. I was delirious by the time I got in the
car...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-21 17:16 [#02005914]
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yeah, that's what I think when I think food poisoning.. I
wouldn't be able to post on xltronic if I had it...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-21 17:16 [#02005915]
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I say "or vomit".. I really mean "and vomit".


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-21 17:17 [#02005917]
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me neither! I'd feel like death.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-21 18:11 [#02005945]
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You can't even get food poisoning right, you berk.


 

offline rad smiles on 2006-11-21 18:17 [#02005953]
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cook your foods dudes


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-21 18:22 [#02005959]
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if the piece of bacon is 3 weeks old, you can cook it til it
turns black, it won't save you.


 

offline rad smiles on 2006-11-21 18:29 [#02005965]
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food for thought


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-11-21 19:53 [#02005977]
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well ok, i think i got off lightly, probably not food
poisioning. just a week willed stomach.

DUNO


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-22 02:28 [#02006006]
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we found a pack of bacon that was only a few days too old in
our fridge.. it smelled exactly like dead people.

how's that for uncanny valley


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-22 04:27 [#02006038]
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If you enjoy the delirious side of food poisoning, but don't
want to actually eat any horrid, off, foods, I highly
recommend belladonna.


 


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