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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 06:16 [#02000545]
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Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been sad? How about happy?
Well, it's all a big lie you big fat liar you. This is deducible from the latest in neuroscientific research by ms. Louann Brizedine. According to her, men's brains don't have the capacity for anything but thinking about sex. Emotions are shoved away by testosterone. In other words: men who say they have emotions are lying.
here, have a test to see if you're a big fat liar or not. It appears my brain is asexual because I'm great at whatever they threw at me.
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xceque
on 2006-11-11 07:12 [#02000560]
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I have to admit that I really don't care what anyone else says about the state of my mind. Maybe they're right, maybe they're wrong, but they don't actually know my mind from my perspective so I can't trust their opinion either way.
I'm also not interested in anyone telling me what my capacity for mental dexterity or empathy is for the above reason.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2006-11-11 07:21 [#02000563]
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my brain is 25% male
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:27 [#02000564]
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Yeah, I wouldn't ever feel affected by these theories in that I'd suddenly start believing I was unable to have emotions or something equally ridiculous, but it kind of gets to me that these fuckheads get money for their "research." It's time for someone to start spending more money on the more useful stuff.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:30 [#02000566]
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how does that make you feel?
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-11-11 07:40 [#02000568]
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um, no.
sex is not alli think about. ive been pretty much crzy in <3 for the past week and im not thinking about sex.
im fucking happy for once
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2006-11-11 07:46 [#02000572]
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i would have probably guessed that percentage. i'm not very stereotypically masculine.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:49 [#02000573]
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exactly.. it would be enough for any man that's lived at all to think for one second to disprove her theory, and she could've avoided spending money on her useless research by simply going outside and asking different people if they have feelings.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 07:51 [#02000574]
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hmm.. but what about that sex, eh? sex sex sex sex.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-11-11 07:51 [#02000575]
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i couldn't be arrsed to finish the test, i wonderr what that says
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uzim
on 2006-11-11 07:52 [#02000576]
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"Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been sad? How about happy?
Well, it's all a big lie you big fat liar you. This is deducible from the latest in neuroscientific research by ms.
Louann Brizedine. According to her, men's brains don't have the capacity for anything but thinking about sex. Emotions are shoved away by testosterone. In other words: men who say
they have emotions are lying."
> makes you think about how reliable science can be... ' _'
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uzim
on 2006-11-11 07:58 [#02000577]
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i'm trying to do the test but it seems like the server is down, or is bugged or something like that; i'm clicking on "next" and nothing happens.
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oyvinto
on 2006-11-11 08:02 [#02000578]
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by brain is on the male side. 25.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 08:12 [#02000584]
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oh, btw, I just feel I must note that that test isn't related to that awful woman, but it was on some "documentary" about the differences between men and women where they, when they were inquiring whether or not men were more amoral than woman, asked men and women how many sexual partners they'd had, and in their initial results they concluded that men were more amoral than women because they said they'd had more sexual partners, but then they figured out that this was just because they'd been asking them to their faces. When they did it anonymously, men and women had equally many sexual partners. Then they concluded that neither was more amoral than the other.. disregarding that the men were honest and the women had been lying to their faces.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 08:14 [#02000585]
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it needs some time to load some of the tasks... I think it's flash or something too, so if you haven't got flash, you need that.
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impakt
from where we do not speak of! on 2006-11-11 08:27 [#02000589]
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Feminism :(
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uzim
on 2006-11-11 08:27 [#02000591]
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i'm 50% male apparently.
that's much more masculine than the other similar tests i took before... (but i really think i was lucky for 3d shapes, and the fact that i'm not a native english speaker definitely impaired my result on the vocabulary test)
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-11 08:32 [#02000593]
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-11-11 08:37 [#02000596]
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50% female. uhm yeah.
wtb
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oyvinto
on 2006-11-11 10:02 [#02000621]
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if you measured your fingers then you're a girl for sure
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 10:08 [#02000626]
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unless you use lasers
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-11-11 10:17 [#02000630]
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I'm sure she's not politically motivated at all.
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avart
from nomo' on 2006-11-11 11:04 [#02000667]
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my brain is 50% of both according to the test
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-11-11 11:07 [#02000671]
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Those could be the things that a man like you might go mad of.
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axion
from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-11-11 11:46 [#02000705]
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got 25 % men
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:39 [#02000738]
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when she is naked and i am too, i can't think of anything but sex and i'd lie to get her in bed. yes, i think were entering the realm of rocket-science here. quality stuff!
50% male brain btw
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:41 [#02000743]
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am I the only asexual brain? 0% either way
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:43 [#02000745]
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you're in serious trouble, man/woman. and i can sense your worries. and justly so, i can tell you. because girls will think your a-sexual. a sterile boy.
it's time to work on your testosterone levels boy! now do ten push-ups!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:45 [#02000747]
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but
I scored tops on everythings! does that means I'm the 100% woman and 100% male brain? my brain is braking into picescs!
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-11 12:47 [#02000748]
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50% male
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axion
from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-11-11 12:47 [#02000749]
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the girl/boy song most be your fave song then
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:48 [#02000750]
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I wonder
what er the other 50%s? are they woman or nothing?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:48 [#02000752]
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I made it in fact
but as far as I kinow I only have a penis
there's no vagina
could it be on my back?
there's a hole in my butt is that i?T
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:49 [#02000753]
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it means you lied and cheated
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:51 [#02000756]
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it's prboably because I never botherewed with genders (which aren't the same as sexes), anc we know that your brain is affected by your social acitivites and stuff; it's not ones sided.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:55 [#02000763]
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ok, that's it. you're a-sexual
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:56 [#02000766]
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I'm really a-genddral
sexes are only penis and vagina.. and boobs and uterus and stuff like that
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 12:56 [#02000767]
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or rather
I don't caer what I should do as a man, but rather what I should do.
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big
from lsg on 2006-11-11 12:58 [#02000770]
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"Your systemising score is unavailable. It appears you didn't complete this task"
liar survey
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 12:59 [#02000773]
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be honest here. should i be worried? i gotta tell you i already am, but should i be?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 13:08 [#02000786]
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your brain wil melt and turn into penises wanting tp penetrate vaginas or possilbt assholes dpeding on which way you go
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 13:12 [#02000791]
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0_0
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-11-11 13:15 [#02000794]
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dats right bitches!
now it's time for mew to vacate these premises and go out and see if I can find some women to fuck because I only think babout sex.
it's been fun chatting with you and the the wine has been fun drinking with, but now the time has come for sex
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-11-11 13:18 [#02000795]
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someone call the police. this is serious business!
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