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Who is the woman in your avatar? I don't particularly fancy her or anything, it's just that she looks really familiar and it's doing my head in. Is she a British actress? Off the BBC or something? |
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*sits down next to swears* have you ever heard of something called "the adult film industry", swears? it's a long story... |
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Once he said that it was "his mum", thats one hot mum. |
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She looks too "nice" to be a pornstar. Yeah, I watch the odd one, but I'm not really into all the different celebs or whatever. What's her name then? |
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*sits down next to swears, but not to close* Not all pron stars are 17 year old skankey sluts, drugged up on meth. Some are hot, some are not. |
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"but not to close*" what? A window? |
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if i told you, i couldn't keep torturing dirtypriest |
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aw go on. |
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It's staz herself |
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absolute unknow absolute inknow absolute onknow |
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I considered starting a thread exactly like this, but i didn't because i figured you'd crack eventually. I haven't wanked since i first saw that avatar, because i knew there would eventually come a day where you would reveal it, and i could go on limewire and find the perfect porn. I need this information, i'm desperate. |
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hahah, staz, give it up, poor DirtyPriest cant wank until he has the knowledge. Knowledge = power. Hes desperate. |
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My balls are bloated |
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Fuck me, this is weird. I just remembered, i once did an attempt to make a realistic portrait from a porn mag. I think it might be her!!!!! |
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let out the demons, before you end up doing something/someone you regret. |
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Whoa ! at first i thought that your drawing the teeth were more buck toothed, but then i compared screen to screen, whoa, thats kinda scarey close. id rather wack to color avatars, then b/w drawings, personally. |
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doesn't look like her at all |
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If you told me who it is, i could compare it to validate your statement |
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chloe |
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dior! |
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What has Chloe and xltronic got in common? They both play host to big fake tits. |
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She generally doesn't look quite as good as in staz's avatar. |
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Because she pulls typical stupid fuck faces while inserting large objects into her tunnel'o'love. staz got a natural smile shot. |
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FINALLY |
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the slut is out of the bag |
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Porn has long since stopped providing sexual stimulation to men. Its only effect now is to perpetuate the fallacy that men are aroused by a strip followed by a blow job followed by a tonguing followed by penetration in one or more positions and ending in a cum-shot. All the time accompanied by badly-performed and badly dubbed groans and ridiculous facial expressions. I'm not gay. In hetero porn why should there be 15 continuous minutes of shots of a guy's dick? I don't want to see it. |
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Whats up with the directors anyway....Lets see the chic(s)nothing but the chic(s), and then show her listening to IDM or something intersting. No schlong is to many schlong. |
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porn was always like that |
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hence "perpetuate" |
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Porn is also a bad educator. I thought girls got pregnant by a guy cumming on her eyes. I finally realised this wasn't the case when I realised they have to swallow to get pregnant. |
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For ages I thought a woman needed two guys up the arse to get pregnant. |
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Nah, that's just what you have to do to get them to do the washing up and ironing. |
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lol, everything i needed to know about sex, i got from pron |
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Ha that reminds me of a kid from my highschool who used to line trace porn and sell it from his locker. Man he was a total wanker. |
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Maybe i was that kid in another life, untill you gave him a deadly wedgie |
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I regularly masturbate over Swears' avatar |
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ta på dæ finstazen søtnos |
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lol |
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In other news: Staz launches his new line of moisturizers: Lush |
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her face does look spoogable |
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i like my porrn extrreme, i don't want to see two people having rrealistic sex. why would i? |
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Cool frame you've taken there, in your avy. |
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it's me, ok!? quit it! :< |
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Hey, lets not forget all the blessings porn has bestowed upon us, for example I never would have had the courage to suggest anal sex to my ex, but I didn't have to because she saw it in a pron and was curious! That's the type of situation where you want to meet Ron Jeremy and shake his hand, all the while blissfully ignoring where said hand has been. Besides, where would we be without tubgirl? |
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tibbar would still be here. |
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we have at least something to thank tubgirl forr then |
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