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CRANKIN' UP THE TUNES AND SINGIN' ALONG CAR FULL OF BITCHES AND A BRAND NEW BONG! |
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CADILLAC PUSSY |
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OUT OF MY WAY, I'M DRUNK AS HELL I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE A-RINGIN' A BELL FOOT'S TO THE FLOOR AND THE WHISKEY'S FLOWIN' I GOT A PORN SHOOT, I GOTTA GET GOIN'! |
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Gwely is a nutta and a FRUITCAKE |
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Dad, I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic and I have even attached bladders to the nose thing so that I can suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing. I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day and you wouldn't even recognize me as your sun-child, you would just think, “Get away, Mosquito.” From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way that I've designed the eyeballs. I might be saying, “Dad it's me – Dad, it's me,” but you wouldn't be able to understand my language because of its buzzing. I am also into plastics now and I am making tubes that you can suck liquids through; kind of like my mosquito nose, but used for different reason. Hope you're doing well at camp. See you soon. ~Mosquitor |
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i'm going to slow mo that shit |
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i drove to kid 606, does that count? |
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YOU DON'T KNOW, HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE 12 OZ. MOUSE |
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i :hart: gwely |
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i :hart: all.. beer. especially this one. |
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a beer in my :hart: is worth 2 in gwely mernans hand |
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Passion hides In painted smiles Tropical liasons Wet and wild Mingle and chime And ladder climb For glamour and for gold The jetset meets the maritime Where love is bought and sold Stones are searching deep within Where lying eyes will always win Dusk to dawn she trawls And your will is dying (dying) Poolside games for little dames Once a twister, now you're in limbo Libido bending hot signal sending, just how low can you go? |
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