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Is Drunken Mastah actually Keanu Reeves?
 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-10-28 13:56 [#01994085]
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Take a look at this list of remarkable similarities:

- They both play bass in grunge bands
- They both always wear sunglasses and long black coats
- They both have an internet connection and plenty of time
to post on various message boards
- They both have a passion for Scotch whiskey, lacrosse and
coleslaw
- They both returned to the top level of Hollywood stars
following box office successes in 1999, after years of
halting careers.
- They both enjoy riding motorcycles with the headlights
turned off
- They both live a vagabond existence in various hotels
around the world

Judge for yourself


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-10-28 13:59 [#01994089]
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I have no idea, but I'm almost 100% positive that vlari is
Kelis


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-28 14:01 [#01994091]
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Yes, you are on to something here.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-10-28 14:02 [#01994092]
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Good observation.


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-10-28 14:02 [#01994093]
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you could be right, pizzaboilerboy


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-10-28 14:02 [#01994095]
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receiving award for Cellar Selection #1 mix


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-10-28 14:07 [#01994100]
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woah


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-10-28 14:10 [#01994104]
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yeah, looks just like him


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-10-28 15:26 [#01994143]
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Well I know for a fact that Drunken Mastah's estranged
girlfriend Jennifer Syme was killed when her Jeep Cherokee
careered onto the wrong side of a Los Angeles road near
Highway 101 and smashed into three parked cars. The force of
the crash flipped the car over and she was thrown through
the windshield. She was killed instantly.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-10-28 15:30 [#01994146]
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they both wears rayban sunglasses and reebok sneakers


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-10-28 15:31 [#01994147]
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on continuation of Dannn crackviewstory


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-10-28 15:45 [#01994157]
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i had no idea.....


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-28 15:47 [#01994159]
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my unexxagerated reaction


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-28 16:03 [#01994165]
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it's kind of painful to talk about it


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-10-28 19:37 [#01994197]
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eh, no


 


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