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Why do male dogs enjoy humping human legs? One of the bloody pricks left cum all over my trousers. I'm not the only one, and neither is the dog. Not only that, but there's a female dog, and if you touch her in certain areas, her eyes light up like she's possessed by some sexual demon and she rushes after you, panting expectantly, waiting for the Next Bit; the Final Act. hello, you stupid bitch...I'm NOT a dog. It's not just dogs; cats and gorrilas seem to turn to us higher beings when things get desperate. |
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It's the way of the samurai |
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You should have turfed the fucker off, not let him finish the job! You've only got yourself to blame :O |
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I wouldn't place you in the 'higher being' category, personally. |
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Racist. |
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On what terms? |
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oh, i'm sure it doesn't matter, it's just a word, and they're approximations of things that might or might not be real anyway. WARS! excellent. |
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lets leave animalsout of this. if people want to fuck man to woman woman to man or even man to man or woman to woman. we shoudl fuck because its fucking fun. animals just act on instinct. fucking fuck ti. fucking is fun. |
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no it isn't, sex is shit. |
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Hi Robert |
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Hi. |
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I'm at school right now, I minimized xltronic when my teacher came to see how my essay is coming, she saw a tab at the bottom that said 'Sexually attracted to ...'. We had a laugh (in our minds) and things were quiet. I could feel the tension. It was animalistic. |
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isnt |
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this never happens to me, the pups must think you're a dog. |
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most american males share a morning ritual. they call it 'the terminator'. First you crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With your eyes closed you crouch there for a minute, visualizing yourself as either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and start to hum the terminator theme. Then you slowly rise to a standing position and open your eyes. It helps to proceed through your day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if your leg gets humped by a fucking dog. It ruins the fantasy. |
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1709 |
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That was a worthy 7777th post. |
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"...and if you touch her in certain areas" |
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Somewhere in the world is a sheep wondering why she gets raped by a human farmer. |
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ewe serios? |
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haha! oh my god ive gotta try that. |
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pure genius |
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Funny that in sci-fi films disgusting alien guys find sexy earth women attractive, like Jabba the Hutt kidnapping Princess Leia. Surely we would be just as repulsive to them as they are to us? |
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I'm sexually attracted to knobs |
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it never happened to me, sorry. |
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hahaha |
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