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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-09-24 19:13 [#01976803]
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Every time I try to do the yoga move "downward facing dog"
he comes running into the room doing the "underscuttling
cat" saying prut prut prut. I guess he can hear my breathing
change when I get in that position...

UNLESS IT REALLY IS YOGA RADAR

scary


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2006-09-24 19:15 [#01976804]
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Smeg!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-09-24 19:33 [#01976809]
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http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/CRT/CRT308/15354-08MG.jpg


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-09-24 20:45 [#01976816]
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When I do it it looks... different.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-09-24 20:47 [#01976818]
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Iyengar?



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-09-24 21:17 [#01976824]
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No, I mean, clumsier. :-)


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-09-24 21:53 [#01976827]
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lol

no, do you practice Iyengar yoga, or something else? Just
interested.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-09-24 22:44 [#01976839]
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Um, I'm told it's ashtanga. But I know so little it could be
barney the dinosaur yoga for all I know. My wife's been
giving me second hand lessons. I can feel myself getting
stronger and more flexible. Sometime soon when I feel like
humiliating myself I'll join her class.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-09-24 23:04 [#01976843]
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Cool! I've been practicing yoga for about 4 years now and
I've found it very rewarding..... physically, mentally and,
dare I say, spiritually.

And don't worry about going to the class. No one pays any
attention to anyone else, you are all to busy doing your own
thing. After all, it's yoga......


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-09-24 23:42 [#01976848]
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Yeah, I'm liking it a lot. It's probably the best workout
I've ever had. Definitely beats my old jogging /
weightlifting routine, though I'm still partial to
bicycling.

Strangely I also find myself eating more curry these days.
Next thing you know I'll start reading sanskrit.

BTW, why does music for yoga suck so hard? If you want bad
music find something with the word yoga on the cover. New
age banjo, I kid you not. It was like a heavily sedated Bela
Fleck.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-09-25 00:01 [#01976850]
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Yeah, the music can be bad. Most yoga teachers I know are
stuck on New Age-ambient-panpipe releases. Either that or
the mantra chanting (some of which, I must say, is ok).

I guess it's hard to find something that isn't to engaging,
if that makes sense. It really should be in the
back-ground and shouldn't draw your attention or elicit an
emotional response. I wonder if there's a market for
ambient electronic noise in the yoga sub-culture? ;)

The teacher I go to at the moment uses no music, which I
prefer. The one I went to before this one was WAY into
music. She had us dancing round the room to snake-charming
music.....and she had us crawling on the floor pretending we
were babies...... and we did the hokie-pokie in one
class..... I don't have to explain why I left.



 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2006-09-25 01:01 [#01976863]
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yoga makes me think yogurt. and because yoplait are assholes
i then think gogurt. fuck yogurt.


 


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