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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-11 16:26 [#01969310]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



[[Carnation]] I forgot your age

[swears] 15

[[Carnation]] do you have a girlfriend?

[swears] no i am gay

[[Carnation]] so..do you have a boyfriend?

[swears] no it is ilegal here for 15 year olds 2 sodomise

[[Carnation]] you can love another boy without sodomise, I
think

[swears] i need the sodomising though

[[Carnation]] yeah, but love is a feeling that goes beyond
sex, that's my point of view

[swears] i dont wanna love i wanna get with da ruff butt
fuckin

[[Carnation]] have you ever loved someone?

[swears] i love my mom

[[Carnation]] not tha kind of love
[[Carnation]] love between two lovers

[swears] ok i love tom cruise
[swears] want to cyber?

[[Carnation]] no, thanks
[[Carnation]] I'm not gay

[swears] it's cool I'll be katie holmes and you can be tom.
just pretend

[[Carnation]] I don't like cyber

[swears] I'm taking off my bra :)
[swears] and my panties
[swears] keeping the heels on though

[[Carnation]] I can't understand why people cyber

[swears] I'm just kidding ;)

[[Carnation]] I kno
[[Carnation]] w

[swears] because it is better than real sex
[swears] real sex hurts my ass



 

offline staz on 2006-09-11 16:27 [#01969311]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



chatlogs are always fucken HILARIOUS


 

offline staz on 2006-09-11 16:28 [#01969313]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



[Combo84] i'm gonna wank now
[the obee] i hope you jizz
[Combo84] sure
[Combo84] what's redrum's myspace, i forgot ?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-11 16:28 [#01969315]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



[[Carnation]] use vaseline, then

[swears] good idea

[[Carnation]] do your mom know you are gay?

[swears] no she is christian very strict she would send me
to bible camp if she knew.

[[Carnation]] I know

[swears] yeah, but you don't care I think. she think gays
are the devil and shit

[[Carnation]] I'm a bit curious... what does a gay feel if
he kiss a girl?

[[Carnation]] is it something totally bad?

[swears] nothing emptyness lies

[[Carnation]] but I mean.. its just empy or it's
disgusting or something like that?
[[Carnation]] *empty

[swears] no, just boring, no erection. i do not think girls
are disgusting

[[Carnation]] ok
[[Carnation]] i'm going to bed now, I'm very tired
[[Carnation]] goodnight


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-11 16:29 [#01969316]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to staz: #01969313



a little puff of smoke.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-11 16:34 [#01969318]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



This was one of the best booths so far in the 9/11
festivities. I'm going to go over there and try to win a
fish then I'll be back.


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offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-09-11 16:51 [#01969322]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker



"Niggas press they luck and they get a butt fuckin, straight
up the ass raw dog with a rash" - Notorious BIG

"I tell the bitch to keep suckin, and prepare herself for
her first butt fuckin" - Geto Boys


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-11 16:57 [#01969323]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to Dannn_: #01969322



lol


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2006-09-11 21:46 [#01969412]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



oh god, that's hot


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-09-11 22:07 [#01969415]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker | Followup to swears: #01969310



real life laugh. cheers.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-11 23:10 [#01969419]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



i am crying


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-09-12 00:28 [#01969430]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



[[Carnation]] you can love another boy without sodomise,
I
think

[swears] i need the sodomising though


I lol'd pretty hard at that.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 01:45 [#01969451]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



haha, 15!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 01:48 [#01969453]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



depeche mode have a snog called 'little 15' about swears.


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-09-12 03:47 [#01969503]
Points: 1361 Status: Lurker



<3


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-09-12 06:32 [#01969554]
Points: 1706 Status: Lurker



i daily do this with teenage chicks



 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 11:17 [#01969681]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker



I had to post this. My real pervy friend was flirting with
this girl he actually hates over MSN. He wants it spread
around shitloads:

I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:
its not, u look yummy
george says:
y thanku
george says:
same to u
I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:
lol
george says:

I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:

george says:
u gonna b online l8a
I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:
probz b on most of 2day
I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:
i have no lyf u see
george says:
u can share mine
I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:
can i share ure bed? lol joke
I lost my teddy bear...can i sleep with you tonight?? says:
soz im in one of my moods
george says:
lol i prefer the wall anyway


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-09-12 13:46 [#01969758]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



this is the first time swears made me laugh


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 14:06 [#01969788]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



<3


 

offline staz on 2006-09-12 14:09 [#01969790]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



this is the first time swears made me swear out loud in
front of the computer whilst pissing everywhere


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2006-09-12 14:14 [#01969793]
Points: 13915 Status: Regular



information wants to be free, but some ought to be kept
under lock and key


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2006-09-12 14:17 [#01969794]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



So did you get to orgasm?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 14:24 [#01969795]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to swift_jams: #01969794



I fuckin blasted my load HARD.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-12 14:35 [#01969798]
Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



I did laugh at

[swears] real sex hurts my ass

there's some gritty poetry in there, somewhere.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 15:02 [#01969806]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



ruff butt sex pottery from da streetz


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-12 16:37 [#01969860]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



I'm starting to think holding a laptop on your lap will give
you testicle cancer. My right nut hurts.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-12 16:41 [#01969866]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker | Followup to futureimage: #01969681



And this is funny how?


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-13 11:19 [#01970249]
Points: 6427 Status: Lurker | Followup to swears: #01969866



I don't actually know. Probably more of an in-joke at school
so you wouldn't really get it.


 

offline hexane on 2011-11-04 17:07 [#02423204]
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for swears


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