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10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job
 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-06 14:21 [#01966461]
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Golden... In fact, a lot worth reading on here.

5. Way too risky.

Many employees believe getting a job is the safest and most
secure way to support themselves.

Morons.

Social conditioning is amazing. It’s so good it can even
make people believe the exact opposite of the truth.

Does putting yourself in a position where someone else can
turn off all your income just by saying two words
(”You’re fired”) sound like a safe and secure
situation to you? Does having only one income stream
honestly sound more secure than having 10?

The idea that a job is the most secure way to generate
income is just silly. You can’t have security if you
don’t have control, and employees have the least control
of anyone. If you’re an employee, then your real job
title should be professional gambler.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-06 14:23 [#01966464]
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surely you have rights as an employee, don't you?

you can't just be fired like that, at least overhere you
can't.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-06 14:26 [#01966467]
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"Don’t you think your life would be much easier if you
got paid while you were eating, sleeping, and playing with
the kids too? Why not get paid 24/7? Get paid whether you
work or not. Don’t your plants grow even when you
aren’t tending to them?"


yeah, they do. just not for very long, though.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-06 14:30 [#01966471]
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"6. Having an evil bovine master.

When you run into an idiot in the entrepreneurial world, you
can turn around and head the other way. When you run into
an idiot in the corporate world, you have to turn around and
say, “Sorry, boss.”

Did you know that the word boss comes from the Dutch word
baas, which historically means master? Another meaning of
the word boss is “a cow or bovine.” And in many video
games, the boss is the evil dude that you have to kill at
the end of a level.

So if your boss is really your evil bovine master, then what
does that make you? Nothing but a turd in the herd.

Who’s your daddy?"


ha ha, I'm sorry, I can't take this guy seriously. it's all
a bit too "respect the cock and tame the cunt"..


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-06 14:33 [#01966474]
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the proof is in the pudding.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-09-06 14:34 [#01966475]
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i concur, but, the worse the job, the less relevant those
rights are..


 

offline mimi on 2006-09-06 14:36 [#01966479]
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Does
having only one income stream honestly sound more secure
than having 10?


it's just too hard to get 10 jobs

anyway i could be fired at any moment for anything, i'm
"at-will"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-06 14:47 [#01966503]
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I have no idea how I should interpret your comment..

anyway - there is such a thing as a good boss. I've had a
great boss, who really cared for the people under him, who
really tried to make everyone feel at home.

this kind of black-or-white interpretation of the world is
silly, it'll make anyone sound like a bit of a dick.
apparently.


 

offline avart from nomo' on 2006-09-06 16:49 [#01966598]
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well this guy seems to have some other interesting texts, so
thanks for the link!


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-09-06 18:53 [#01966658]
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Problem: If everyone had a blog like his, it would all go to
shit.
He should just appreciate that he has good writing skills
and business sense and let sleeping dogs lie..


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-07 01:10 [#01966744]
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the whole arrticle is silly.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-07 02:57 [#01966765]
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10 reasons you should never get a job

has a blog

this guy is an archetype.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-09-07 03:33 [#01966782]
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The only people I know who really hate work enough not to do
it are crackheads or people on disability for mental
problems.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-07 04:23 [#01966806]
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its not about not working, its about working for yourself


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-07 04:23 [#01966807]
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i just mean that hes speaking from experience.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-07 04:24 [#01966809]
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yeah, the how to become an early riser and 10 mistakes by
newly self-employed articles have been very useful to me.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-09-07 04:37 [#01966813]
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doy


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2006-09-07 09:01 [#01966909]
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decoy decoy!..... i thought this was about not working ....
but instead its about working for yourself. Booo! Although
it's funny to read and makes sense... i was expecting a
comedy of errors not a pointed stick thats sharp


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-09-07 09:49 [#01966935]
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i have a good job and a great boss.


 

offline vveerrgg from life (Canada) on 2006-09-07 10:03 [#01966944]
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whats that about free hand jobs in yer office?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-09-07 12:14 [#01967000]
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Wow, if you guys have a great boss like you say, you better
start sucking his/her dick/vadge so they dont leave the
company. For the rest of us who don't fall into the top %1
best-jobs-to-have-ever this article is spot on.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-09-07 12:19 [#01967003]
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Society couldn't support itself off of small companies, the
economy would collapse. This culture needs large companies,
simply because consumers need something to focus on, either
negatively or positively.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-09-07 22:14 [#01967248]
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sounds like you just made that up.

what you're reading is just what makes him money--he doesn't
have to write the truth.


 

offline oyvinto on 2006-09-07 22:21 [#01967251]
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i've heard many good reasons for not "working", but this is
not one of them. sorry. next.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-08 01:04 [#01967262]
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found a reason to keep living
Oh and the reason, dear, is you
I found a reason to keep singing
Oh and the reason, dear, is you



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-08 01:31 [#01967269]
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using internet advertising to make money is interesting to
me. I've never even had a website, but I sort of have an
ability to neurotically study systems like that and find
cool tricks and loopholes to put me ahead of the
competition. I don't know much about this stuff yet, but one
thing that comes to mind is putting all known internet memes
on your internet page for no reason other than to exploit
their popularity in search engines. ('motherfucking snakes
on a motherfucking plane', 'goatse', 'tubgirl', 'hampster
dance', etc etc.) just have a big list... maybe white
letters on a white background so nobody can even see it to
increase your google page rankings/site hits? Or have
multiple sites instead of 1, all linked to eachother as much
as possible since google is partly based on links. wikipedia
is linked to hell and is often in the top, but maybe because
other sites link there. Maybe you could make it so the very
nature of your site is for users to contribute their own
links and stuff (wikipedia, myspace). all you really have to
do is have the site... everyone else makes it for you and
you get all the money.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-09-08 01:42 [#01967271]
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his income is based on people hoping that they can employ
themselves, read the site, and fail


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-09-08 01:49 [#01967272]
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Sites like that exist I think.


 

offline B123 from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-09-08 01:50 [#01967273]
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essentially his tip for being an early riser is to get up
early.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-08 01:52 [#01967275]
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yeah, it has an ebook feel but instead of selling an ebook
he is using advertising and donations. People maybe donate
only thinking this is how it's done so may be returned to
them tenfold when they employ the same techniques. He could
easily lie about how much money he makes.. it's in his best
interest to get people interested and come to his site. It's
intersting because the subject matter itself is about making
money in such a way, so people will automatically be
thinking about donating to him. I did learn something
interesting there though, the 'million dollar homepage'...
where some guy made a million dollars by selling advertising
pixels... what an ingenious money making gimmick. Oops I
made a million in 3 months. And you just know there are
other such gimmicks out there and it is only a matter of
finding them. The internet is such an experimental frontier
still.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-09-08 01:55 [#01967276]
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I have seen that one too w M w. There has to be something
to do hmm


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-08 02:03 [#01967278]
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One scheme I read about landed a guy in jail; he made some
sort of software.. I think algorithms that auto click on
adsense ads or something and he tried to blackmail google,
getting a meeting with the ceo or something and threatening
to release the software unless they paid him... a hefty
ransom *puts pinky finger on side of mouth like dr evil*


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-08 02:04 [#01967280]
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(it was a few years ago maybe, such software is probably
already about)


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-08 02:34 [#01967285]
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oh yeah! I better stop freelancing and go back to working in
the building society, poor economy.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-08 02:35 [#01967286]
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But this ISNT about NOT working.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-08 02:38 [#01967287]
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why not just maintain a useful blog like this guy? if your
writings are informative people will read. you can then
generate extra income from google adwords and donations. it
is that simple. (like the site in question and this site)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-08 02:53 [#01967292]
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have you tried it/ can confirm that it works? I should
really try it because I'm curious. You might not even feel
like a whore because the internet is such a weird
experimental place... do you think the guy that made
'fatchicksinpartyhats.com' and such are rich (if they use
advertising somehow?) If that's the case I wouldn't mind
getting rich by making fun of people.. xltronic must have a
lot of traffic but does adsense or whatever really pull in
that much here? Maybe you need your core audience to be the
type of internet dummies that would even click on that type
of stuff. If you had a company would you actually buy a
piece of adsense, hoping people would click on your link
ultimately resulting in buying your product/service/etc
maybe? The internet might become different in many ways soon
(changing rapidly) so many things might be rendered
obsolete, but maybe new things would open up..


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-09-08 02:55 [#01967294]
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A small business economy is really nice sounding, but at the
lifestyle that most north americans seem to want to live in,
they need manufacturers that can produce goods of reasonable
quality for not very much.

Its loosly similar to this: if everyone involved in the
growing, picking, processing, transportation, ect of coffee,
it would cost nearly 800 dollars a cup. In order for coffee
to be as cheap as it is now, not only are they going to
require massive amounts of people for the cheap labor land
and transportation costs of a third world country, they are
going to require machinery and other tools. The price of
that equipment is made cheaper, because larger companys have
the time and money to develope technologies that smaller
companies would not be able to do on their own. It seems
like a stretch, but coffee is just a small part of what we
consider life. The same goes for everything, from gaming
consoles, to records, to paper, to transportation, to
movies, to nearly everything we eat. Large companies not
only make things cheaper and easier to make as a whole, they
also have developed a market of really stupid people who are
willing to buy whatever has a companies name on it.

Anyways, I am half asleep. That probly came out much worse
than it should have.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-08 02:55 [#01967295]
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domain names have been compared to real estate. maybe it
will get all filled up and as congested as real real estate.
I'm not sure how limitless the size of the internet is. I
don't know too much about it really.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2006-09-08 03:13 [#01967299]
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no, but if you look on del.icio.us at how many people have
tagged that guys blog (thousands) and they are people that
will come back when new content is added (they will know via
rss or whatever) then im sure a few are going to click
through and donate (open 24/7 as well obviously). im not
suggesting its the be all and end all but like the guy says,
why not have a few sources of income instead of just one?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-08 03:32 [#01967307]
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I bet the internet won't feel like a free frontier soon. It
will become a system where everyone is screwed except the
big players like anything else. When I start reading non
fiction again I'll probably start with the internet and
theories about its future etc.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2006-09-09 01:27 [#01967840]
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I forgot what you said but I know that I wanted to say that
this guy is the 10% of the population writing for that 90%
of the population. Maybe it's 20-80, or whatever. 'Jobs'
are a good way to reign in the underclass's effort so it
doesn't go astray. This guy is just getting money from
telling them that. I don't really like being reminded that
I hate my job though. I think everything that he's saying
is quite obvious, it might be re-inforcing for some people.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-09-09 05:57 [#01967892]
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I went around to my mate's student house 3-4 years back, and
he 's just got his own web connection, so he's looking at
porn. He complains to me, "This internet porn is completely
overrated, every site has the same women on it, and very
similar layouts." I thought that was odd, cause one thing
there is a lot of variety in is web porn. Turns out he had a
virus that redirected him to a russian porn webring
everytime he clicked to a like that had keywords like "sex"
or "lesbians" or whatever.(lol) Then we found out that
quite a few people we knew had the same thing. So whoever
set that up must have made a fortune.


 


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