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offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-06 12:18 [#01966395]
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you had?



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2006-09-06 12:22 [#01966396]
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no


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-06 12:32 [#01966397]
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he didn't


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-06 13:08 [#01966418]
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:O


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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-09-06 13:12 [#01966419]
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fuck


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-09-06 13:18 [#01966421]
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i had pneumonia pretty bad a few years ago, had to be
hospitalized . one of my lungs was like, "aw hell naw all
this liquid up in here, fuck this shit niggah" and stopped
working i think. i almost died


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-09-06 13:55 [#01966442]
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i feel sorry for the xlter above


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-09-06 13:58 [#01966448]
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i seem to step in front of cars a lot. i don't look when
crossing the road.

also, i almost drowned when i was little. i was sitting on
the rocks and a wave threw me off. luckily my friend's dad
saw me from a distance and came to my rescue.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-09-06 14:27 [#01966469]
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falito is a bit like axion without the booze.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-09-06 14:32 [#01966473]
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dxm heart stop mang aviator shades
on a rear trunk fade movin through
the dirty at a slow pimps pace kinda
like the turtle had da rabbit in the race.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-06 14:35 [#01966476]
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caught my penis in my zipper once


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-09-06 14:42 [#01966492]
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that's happened to me more than once. the world stops
turning for that moment. i apologise instantly.


 

offline OK on 2006-09-06 14:45 [#01966500]
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you caught hanal's penis in your zipper?


 

offline welt on 2006-09-06 14:48 [#01966504]
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i once wanted to die and then got a pneumonia. that was
pretty weird. i had the impression that i feel the death
creeping inside my body. it was a pretty shite feeling and
cured my suicidal thoughts.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-09-06 14:51 [#01966507]
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yes. we regularly urinate together. i can never get used to
the idea, but he insists on it.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-09-06 15:19 [#01966525]
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i had some nazty car crashes but i never really got injured


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2006-09-06 17:11 [#01966628]
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i smacked my head underneath a deserted pier surfing on a
big day, got fucked for a second, couldnt see or move, then
grabbed a rope, tore my hand up on barnacles and didnt die.
awsome


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-09-06 21:17 [#01966700]
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i cought hanal's penis in my zipper once


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-09-06 23:40 [#01966728]
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I was caught in a storm while hiking along a wilderness
coast 10 years ago....... it got very cold, very quickly and
I began to get hypothermic. I felt like all I wanted to do
was lie down and go to sleep. Strange feeling, quite
relaxed. I crawled under a tree to get some shelter and lay
down, and it was only my mates that stopped me from passing
out. The storm passed, I lived, and found xlt.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2006-09-06 23:41 [#01966729]
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..... and skydiving and climbing


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-09-07 00:35 [#01966738]
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As child had a tremendous infection in my left ear.
Then almost damaged my brain with bilirrubine issues (dunno
if it's called bilirrubine in english).
Then had a huge bronchopneumonia, almost killed me.
Finally, two years ago, I got infected by hepatitis in
Africa. Hard times.

I still alive.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-09-07 02:51 [#01966762]
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I had some trouble coming out of the womb, or rather, my
mother had trouble pushing me out. Almost killed us both.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-09-07 03:04 [#01966772]
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I went off a cliff in a car accident (trees broke the fall)
and my mind went blank. I didn't think about a thing. What's
interesting is when I climbed back up to the road. I fell
down from rubber legs and started to hallucinate some pretty
intense shapes morphing mechanically.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-07 03:08 [#01966774]
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youre inmortal,only die when head is cut off


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-09-07 04:47 [#01966818]
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A friend of mine was shot above the groin. Apparently as he
lay there waiting to die, "comfortably numb" by pink floyd
started playing in his head while he had some interesting
distortions of reality.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-09-07 04:51 [#01966821]
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My appendix bursted some years ago and I had to spend a
lovely month at the hospital consisting mainly of puking,
shitting and getting "goo" sucked out of my stomach through
a tube. They also gave me an anal exam.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-07 05:37 [#01966842]
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nearly drowned aged 4 (to the point of mouth to mouth
resuscitation)
dart through the skull aged 10


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-09-07 05:44 [#01966847]
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i once drowe thru a tollbooth really really fast in usa and
was almost pushed over a bridge by a big fat truck. that was
real life near traffic death experience!


 


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