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offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-09-03 16:37 [#01964618]
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I was smoking my pipe and it felt in the grass, i took some
time to find it and there was a praying-mantis smoking it,
who explained me his religion and beliefs, and that i should
spread his word to the world.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-09-03 16:38 [#01964621]
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Dunno mate.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-09-03 16:38 [#01964623]
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explain again


 

offline uzim on 2006-09-03 16:40 [#01964624]
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go ahead then.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-09-03 16:42 [#01964625]
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one is that which isn't the other


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-03 16:46 [#01964630]
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i love you stefano_azevedo


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-09-03 16:47 [#01964631]
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I spent almost a hole day with him. He told me that there is
not an only God, but that God is all nature. Holy Ghost is
the only ugly pigeon in the world because is the only wich
is not a pigeon.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-09-03 16:54 [#01964634]
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*music background for the thread...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-03 17:02 [#01964638]
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Did he tell you that there are only 2 possible places we can
end up in for eternity after we die; hell and heavell? In
hell you get tortured with heat and pointy weapons and in
heavell you get tortured with cold and bludgeoning weapons.
I was told that by a pill bug but don't know if they share
the same religion with praying manthesisises es.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2006-09-03 17:05 [#01964640]
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suddenly I understand those Islamic fundamentalist bastards!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-09-03 17:50 [#01964659]
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yes, he did, and said also about a third place you go if you
get enough combos called Hen where you have infinite and
eterne sex with birds


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2006-09-03 18:06 [#01964665]
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See a 60 second video on God´s love for you.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-09-03 18:42 [#01964672]
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Pot smokers go to donut prison when they die.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2006-09-03 22:46 [#01964722]
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truman capotes picture on the jacket

i saw a pretty blond girl listening to h
eadphones and doing sign language i
suspect she was blind and there was
a big mean-looking genie protecting
her. she was kinda like the childlike
empress from the neverending story.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-09-04 02:21 [#01964787]
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some kind of spiritual animism? hmmm........... interesting.

we must all convert to this insect religion immediately!
salvation only comes through insect-nature-spirit-things!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-09-05 17:36 [#01966058]
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long life to the grasshoper's corn belt devastation temple!


 


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