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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 14:06 [#01961710]
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any woman (or man > for the girls / gays), who would it
be?

for me? scarlett johansson all the fucking way.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-08-29 14:07 [#01961712]
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monoid


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-29 14:07 [#01961714]
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:sadthreadface:


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-29 14:08 [#01961715]
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Sylvia Saint


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-29 14:10 [#01961719]
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I guess you'll have to add the [nsfw] tag over here in a
while man.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-29 14:12 [#01961723]
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Not if he closes it now. Which would be the wise thing to
do.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-08-29 14:12 [#01961724]
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Jon Bon Jovi


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-29 14:13 [#01961725]
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I'm hoping people can resist splattering this thread with
pictures of plastic-looking porn stars trying to eye the
camera in a "naught/dirty" way, but coming off more in a
"diseased/smelly" kind of way.

ooh I said "coming" and "off".


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-29 14:15 [#01961726]
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funny story - well, not really - anyway, when I was a
younger qrter I was under the impression that the singer
from bighaired Comfortable Rock (or Comfock) band Mr. Big
was a woman. I'm still not quite convinced she's a man.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 14:15 [#01961727]
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god damn


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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 14:16 [#01961729]
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actually, i should have just opened a thread called "damn i
wanna plough scarlett johansson so badly"


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2006-08-29 14:17 [#01961730]
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today - Minnie Driver...other days - Halle Berry



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-29 14:18 [#01961735]
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Too (early)late...


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offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-29 14:19 [#01961736]
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hahah

qrter: The last porn pics I've seen on this mb were quite
obscene indeed yeah.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-29 14:20 [#01961737]
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have you just started puberty?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2006-08-29 14:21 [#01961739]
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he just found a hair.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-29 14:21 [#01961740]
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Best!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 14:22 [#01961741]
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no but i'm feeling really horny, cowboy


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 14:22 [#01961742]
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lol you can talk


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-29 14:24 [#01961747]
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She's fucking damn hot btw man :wink:


 

offline uviol from United States on 2006-08-29 14:28 [#01961753]
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I liked her back in her Ghost World days.


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offline staz on 2006-08-29 14:29 [#01961754]
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GO AL


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 14:29 [#01961755]
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i swear it. i'm destined to be with that woman.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-08-29 14:30 [#01961756]
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Alyssa-Jane Cook


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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-08-29 14:37 [#01961761]
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oh so now lego fucking is the in thing...


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-08-29 14:43 [#01961769]
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hoollywwoodd....then...and now


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-08-29 14:45 [#01961771]
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David Hasselhoff


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-29 15:03 [#01961779]
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my ex girlfriend :(



 

offline yann_g from now on 2006-08-29 15:16 [#01961786]
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LOL


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-08-29 16:21 [#01961823]
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MOST DEFINITELY CONNIE CHUNG


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-29 16:27 [#01961827]
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when tridenti starts winking at you, life is moving in the
wrong direction.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-08-29 16:31 [#01961837]
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oh you're just jealous


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-08-29 17:01 [#01961860]
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sex with my favourite pornstar at freeones.com please


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-29 18:28 [#01961950]
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jessica alba


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2006-08-29 18:44 [#01961957]
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offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2006-08-29 18:51 [#01961963]
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mmmmmmmmmmm


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offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-29 19:07 [#01961974]
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Id have to go with Dawn French


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-29 20:27 [#01962009]
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There will always be room in my heart for Jenny Agutter.
Always. I'm not saying sex would be on the cards, but
certainly a very romantic meal.

Maybe a fondle.


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-29 20:30 [#01962010]
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ooh a picture from "Logan's Run", if I'm not mistaken..


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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-29 20:35 [#01962012]
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The very same... I might need a seperate Agutter thread just
to.. well, she's a lady, she has no place in a "If you could
have sex with women, what airbrushed super slag would you
pick"


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offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-29 20:38 [#01962013]
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do you want to lend my copy of walkabout? i can't remember
if you can see her biff in it tho....


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-29 20:44 [#01962018]
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I remember seeing "Logan's Run" when I was a mere whisp of a
boy -- the bit came on when she dropped everything and bared
all.

I was watching it with my mum and my face almost exploded
with the sudden rush of blood to my cheeks. no reason,
ofcourse, my mum didn't mind a bit -- it WAS Agutter, after
all -- but boys do not notice such details at the time,
they're busy with other things.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-29 20:47 [#01962019]
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I think the only film in her entire career she's not had a
"in the nip" scene is the Railway Children.



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-29 20:50 [#01962021]
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She did have, as qrter touches (himself) upon, a very
POWERFUL effect on young pre adolescents, she did represent
"The World of Sex". And I think, that's directly led to a
lot of disillusion in many men's lives, later on.


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-29 20:51 [#01962022]
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yeah it's nutty, it's hardly like she needs to whore herself
either.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-29 20:55 [#01962023]
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It must have got pretty rank every time she started a new
film, "Hey Jen, we're so glad you're on board with this
film. Just... one thing.. a few script chnages... you will
be naked.. again.. ok, fine, LUNCH"


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-29 21:15 [#01962040]
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Was Jenny Agutter in An American Werewolf in London?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-29 21:52 [#01962051]
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if i was a single guy, and i happened to bump into her while
shopping, and she helped me pick out some nice shirts and
then we went and had a bit of lunch and laughed about
something we both watched on TV the night before and later
she calls me and wants to have dinner and i wear one of the
shirts we picked out and take her to a nice quiet restaurant
on the edge of town and over candles we share each others
food and sip wine and then a walk in central park and who
knows? in a parallel universe where this could happen, it
could also lead to an intimate encounter and breakfast in
bed the following morning right?


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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-29 22:12 [#01962052]
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Yep, she was naked in that, too.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-08-29 22:13 [#01962053]
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You'd have to have that scenario in order to muster the
strength have sex?


 


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