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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:17 [#01958760]
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As a reward for 'Most Outstanding Production of Odd-Toed Ungulates" in the month of august, this thread is presented to horsefactory. Here we will list as many words that end in "sps" that we can think of in order to satisfy this factory's cravings for such words. PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY.
"crisps"- This adjective-turned-noun is usually used in the plural form to describe various kinds of salty snack treats... that are crisp (see picture). The Society of Crisps was founded in 1942 with the goal of tapping into the entire humorous potential of this word, which was only measured to be at 57.4% in january of this year. Horsefactory claimed, in a recent interview, that the key to his success in horse production is a diet full of crisps, however noted that by this he meant apples which are also crisp. It is still unknown as to whether he meant this diet was for the horses or himself.
"wasps"- Similar to "crisps", pronouncing this word sounds like you are about to say something that starts with "wa", then suddenly interrupt yourself with some cymbol-sounding beat boxing. "wa SSS PSSS, wa SSS PSSS, boom boom chica ba-dum, ba- da SSS PS-SS". When it was discovered that wasps are only angry because their name is hard to pronounce, 2 scientists from Canada gathered a group of bears and sharks and said to them "You are now known as bearsps and sharksps!" Other than their remains, this is all the information that could be gathered from their badly shreded journal.
"bats"- This word is still being investigated. There is heated debate whether the word truly ends with "sps". "Wasps, bats, crisps, bats... they sound the same to me" said one exhausted researcher. An exciting new technique to test these words similarity is to measure the time it takes each to echo.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2006-08-23 15:18 [#01958761]
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congs
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:21 [#01958763]
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thx
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-23 15:24 [#01958766]
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:25 [#01958767]
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What... the hell... is your avatar of? Do you realize how many enemies could have infiltrated this site by now??
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:29 [#01958773]
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asps!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:30 [#01958774]
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crisps
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-23 15:30 [#01958776]
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lisps
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-23 15:30 [#01958777]
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jam master sam online?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:31 [#01958778]
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ooh! You are good!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-08-23 15:32 [#01958779]
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I am.
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2006-08-23 15:32 [#01958780]
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thesps, which is thesp-speak for actors
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ecnadniarb
on 2006-08-23 15:33 [#01958782]
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2006-08-23 15:33 [#01958783]
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The horsefactory:other posters ratio in this "horsefactory thread" is very low.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:39 [#01958790]
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The Society of Crisps just confirmed that "thesps" is not a real word.
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-08-23 15:39 [#01958792]
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posting in ledgendarythread
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-08-23 15:39 [#01958793]
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get it
LEDGE
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2006-08-23 15:39 [#01958794]
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Well, I thought of lisps, but someone beat me to it. How about "cusps" and "hasps"
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-23 15:43 [#01958795]
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Hi horsefactory.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:43 [#01958796]
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wow, wow, wow!!!
The Society of Crisps just now confirmed that "thesps" is not a real word OR a fake word! Needless to say it is being thoroughly investigated!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:44 [#01958798]
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Here's a question; in the rare times that you log in, do you always see me logged in at the top of the 'now online' list. That is depressing.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:45 [#01958799]
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how about that new dictionary.com redesign
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2006-08-23 15:45 [#01958800]
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Yeah, I think I do. It's comforting to know you'll be here.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:50 [#01958801]
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I'm going to title my album:
"Asps and Wasps Developed Lisps from Eating Crisps with Cusps"
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-23 15:52 [#01958805]
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It will be full of SSS PSS style beat boxing of course.
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-08-24 02:44 [#01959010]
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gasps rasps grasps
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-08-24 04:59 [#01959060]
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masts ti(s)ts
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-08-24 05:56 [#01959072]
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you know its supposed to end with sps right?
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uzim
on 2006-08-24 06:09 [#01959077]
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wisps, cusps, clasps and hasps!
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oyvinto
on 2006-08-24 07:24 [#01959100]
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comgs
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-24 07:31 [#01959102]
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it's a bit flash.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-08-24 09:29 [#01959130]
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hmm...i could save face by saying i was trying to be ironic. but i wasn't. my head is in the sky at the moment.
wasps.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-24 09:53 [#01959136]
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wasps are bastards.
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2006-08-24 10:01 [#01959140]
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Hey, what have wasps done to you man!?
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2006-08-24 10:18 [#01959146]
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If sam hated bitches and jobs as much as me, we'd prolly be best friends.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-24 10:23 [#01959148]
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yeah, i love jobs, work is great!
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2006-08-24 10:35 [#01959152]
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crispfactory
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2006-08-24 10:53 [#01959172]
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-24 11:05 [#01959174]
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