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the internet sucks even more than it did or dialup right? fucking amazing. |
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mmm.. it's an addicting waste of time, but for someone whos entire life goal has been wasting time I suppose dsl is 'better'. It helps me waste time.. more efficiently... |
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didn't dialup load times give you precious moments upon which to contemplate brown spiders? seriously, <-- retarded |
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hey did I mention I plan on writing a video game in one day in a few days? I'm pretty excited and a little scared since I have no ideas (except for my behemoth idea from long ago which will take one month). |
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lastly I like blue cheese |
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I A N ! HAHAHA. I KNEW YOUR NAME WOULD BE SOMETHING GAY LIKE IAN! GAYIAN!. HAHAHAHA. HOMOSEXIAN! HAHAHAHA. GAYBOY! IAN. |
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do you make excellent electronic farts? are you the owner of ALL farts, or are you simply the greatest, most powerful fart? I hope you can overpower a tropical storm. |
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prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrziolering. |
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I WAS JUST SAYING HIS NAME WAS GAY. THAT'S ALL. NO NEED TO GEEKATTACK ME WITH SOME GEEKSPEAK. GEEK. |
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Just play around with geometric shapes (tetris/ etc) until a game arises out of it. Then continually tweak/evolve it to make it more wicked by adding peripheral rules/goals, more extreme bold fun things etc. A game with rules like tetris could probably be more fun/have more potential if the grid its based on is smaller, thus making it more complex. I love complexity in pretty much anything and am fascinated by it (universe/autechre tracks/etc). Complexity as opposed to randomness. Things that are built up into fantastic constructions that are hard to comprehend. Things that screw with the brain are fun, like symmetry. Make all the visuals hypnotic. Wird. |
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COMPARING UNIVERSE TO AUTECHRE TRACKS!!! HAHAHA. THAT IS SO GAY! |
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Here is my attention. Disappointing huh. |
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hmm, maybe. I guess a drug trip would be a short cut. Do you have any interest in a game having some physics model? things with tension etc. I've been contemplating the enemy AI and had some good ideas, and am wondering if they are sufficient for most of the good game play. As in, I was thinking of a bot in a shooter game which learns the human player's general strategy, and maybe having it develop new enemies based on that.. dunno. the game will probably be a shooter, since I love those most. |
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I'm happy to see some classic trolling, this place is such a cunt farm now. |
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PLEASE SHIT INTO YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND REPORT BACK TO ME |
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YOU MUST BE JUST ABOUT THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE. |
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Nah, I can do better than that. I need to show more appreciation for someone who is helping me waste my time, even if that someone is a badly programmed piece of software. Anyway, Ian is not my real name, but my gang name (I'm a crypt except for on tuesdays and thursdays when I'm a white supremecist). TESTICLE MUTILATION |
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NOW THAT YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PERFORMED AS REQUESTED TAKE YOUR KIDNEY AND MAKE MUSIC WITH IT PLEASE POST THE RESULTS |
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Do farts die when we lay them, and if so should we mourn them? |
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I LIKE A CHICK TO REALLY PINCH MY BALLS WHILE I'M FUCKING HER, BUT TESTICLE MUTILATION? THAT'S NASTY, MAN. AND IT SOUNDS A BIT GAY. |
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you don't save yours in jars? FUCKER |
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Can you think of the core reason(s) you like shooters? the bosses? the gameplay of dodging bullets in odd patterns like multiple radial sprays? They do tend to be challenging, but I'm not too fond of the design of having to replay early levels a zillion times. It's a cheap way to program difficulty because your access to later levels, in order to become as skilled at them is limited. I think a 2d shooter where you can go around in all directions (like that ancient asteroids game) might have more potential and would automatically be a little non linear at least just because going in all directions forces it to. |
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Ha ha, you and your spore are funny and are widely respected in the troll community. |
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I LOVE LISTENING TO THE GEEKS SPEAK. MORE GEEK SPEAK PLEASE! |
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I was thinking of something in a rectangular space like you say. I like shooters I guess for the challenge and pattern processing. If I make it in a day my 'artwork' will be limited to simple shapes; polygons and curves, which is cool. |
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I wish I was a nerd but truly I am a geek. Geeks have all the social impairments and bad hygene, and interest in idiotic things, but lack the smarts. In a school full of only geeks and nerds, the geeks get shoved in the lockers. Well you ultimately accomplished your goal in a single thread; to make me agree that dsl sucks more than dial up. Felch king, you should go make a topic now. I think it could have potential. When I fart I like to think that.. it was recorded in history. That *I* made a ,difference |
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I COMPLETED RESIDENT EVIL 4 IN A DAY! I JUST BUY MY GAMES OUT OF THE SHOP. MUCH EASIER AND NOT AS SHIT. |
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hey I just had an idea. not much of one though. what if every level in this rectangular space had a fixed amount of enemy matter; whenever you hit any of it, you die. when they fire at you, they actually fire pieces of themselves. so basically they just keep reshaping themselves to attack you. can divide as many times as they like. as the level increases, a higher proportion of the map is filled with enemy. could be awesome. |
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Then why not take out the 'shooter' of it and make it entirely 'pattern processing'. The whole thing about graphics of ships and stuff is just an unecessary skin over the top of everything.. even a hindering skin because it makes you think only in the paradigm of ships/shooting/previous shooter games etc. An example is the game road rash 2. I think the best weapons fitting to gameplay, each unique, would be 1) something that causes more damage than fists 2) something that attacks at a greater frequency than fists. However they only have #1 and instead made this idiotic weapon you always try to avoid, the bat, just so it can fit in with the paradigm of fighting on bikes. |
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every time we have one of these threads I start craving IDM burritos |
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I HAD A FIGHT WITH A BIKER ONCE. BIG BEARDY CUNT HE WAS. |
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That sounds good; also has a simplistic core which is good. I think to build good complexity it might be best to do it all within a simplistic core, which might be oxymoronic but not really. Just a more detailed simplistic core. (only adding additional complexities that add to the experience, not subtract) |
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ONLY COUNTS IF YOU BROKE A CHAIR OVER HIS BACK OR HEAD |
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so w m w finally got dsl is what you're saying? |
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complexity could come from all the different ways I let the enemy blob split up and recombine. The first version (err, the end of the day) might just have it breaking off little copies of itself, and be boring. damn it could work but to do it well would be nasty. |
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yes, he's already changed half of wikipedia |
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THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT. YOU WANT TO MAKE A FOOTBALL GAME. I RULE AT FIFA! |
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congs |
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WAIT A MINUTE... ... ... are you... me... and just tricking me into thinking that I'm you?? . . . . . . . I hear voices so I wrote. |
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I'm trying to get an ancient RPG to work right now. I might just be the suckiest person alive. I JUST RUINED YOUR LIFE |
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Ian the first ian i knew was my nemesis as a child. he was (is) a boyscout eaglescout homeschool fundamentalist christian. but now my roommate is named ian and he's cool so it's cool to be an ian but you have to be careful |
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do you still smoke cigarettes switch to lsd |
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ROOMMATE? MMMMMM. SOMETHING SOUNDS SERIOUSLY GAY ABOUT THIS WHOLE "YOU AND IAN" ARRANGEMENT. |
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I heed your *notices my eaglescout soap box derby trophy lying on the coffee table and quickly snatches it and hides it behind back* warnings. |
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TIP: Try directing all of your gay trolling at qrter. I makes you feel much better and he's a great sport about it. |
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OK BUDDY. THE CUNT SOUND LIKE A RIGHT QUEER. |
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AHH! I can't log off... literally! Wait I can complety shut down my computer. |
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can you post some disturbing pictures before you leave? don't leave my masturbation schedule in limbo, you asshole. |
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shit I just noticed I am near 5000, which makes me feel like a cock monger. |
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