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yes, it always happens to me. when I'm on the roll and want to create stuff, work has to come and knock me on the head. I'm currently illustrating a children's book and working 6 hours/day at a phonesex hot-line (you wouldn't believe the crap guys want to listen to in order to masturbate. Or maybe you would) and I have no time to paint my own stuff and write my stupid music. who else has trouble enjoying themselves because of lack of cash? |
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Just as long as you keep your two vocations seperate, we'll all sleep easier. |
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(I'm not the one creating the demand) |
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you seriously work as a phone sex operator? jesus christ, you're like a golden source of samples. start recording, damnit. |
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you have a hot voice? |
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pics of phone sex? |
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"Daddy, why's Mummy on the phone all day talking about a man called Dick?" an enchanting tale that prepares pre-schoolers for awareness of working in the sex service industry within a transgender family environment. |
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we should team up as a cheeky sex-electro duo and take over eastern europe (if i get 50% off the phone sex) |
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oops i cummed b4 the answere, teehee |
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hi staz. happy bday. I seriously do, and we speak in greek. Therefore the samples are pretty much unusable. But there's lots of good dialogue if you wanna recreate it. like the guy who wanted me to call him names. I started out with "asshole" and "stud" and he insisted that I do my worst. I told him "er, I don't think you'd like me calling you poustis (a really ugly greek word for "faggot") but he said he loves that. So, in the hope of getting a few more minutes worth of $$ out of him, and seeing that he was obviously into it, I asked him VERY sensually if he'd like me to shove my dildo up his asshole. So this guy swears at me and hangs up. wtf?? Also the guy who calls up, really horny, saying "I wanna get you pregnant". Me: and who's gonna raise our kid? Plus the guys who call to brag about how their wife is a whore, and that one dude who just wanted me to listen to his (fake) story of how his (imaginary) man-colleague came and fucked him and his wife up the ass. plus some confused bi or lesbian girls who cum at once and don't really want me to help. er. |
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You just saved €€€€€€€'s by blowing your stack early, and that's got to be sound advice for pennywise sex consumers everywhere. |
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this sounds like the best job in the world. (thanks!) |
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if you like arpanet you can come on msn cause i've got a nice surprise |
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I apparently do have a sexy voice, although some people want 60 year-old women, so they don't appreciate it. 18-year-old lovers love me though. dog_belch> ahahahaaaaa |
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I'm sure this a ruse to lure me into sex chat. What the hell... |
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mmm |
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it has its moments. it usually sucks like all hell though. Especially the waiting. Plus the fact I'm not into guys. And even if the girls who are str8 hate to listen to selected bad male moments all day long. On the positive side, I have funny stories to share with my gf and here at the xltronic forum. whee. (and I make cash) |
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cant you not pick up when you dont feel like it and do other stuff or dont you do this at home? |
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you should record stuff for me, like "i am a robot slut, i am digital sex" or something monumentally 80s and cheesy like that. PLEASE!? |
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no way for you! it should be the new xlt jingle |
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I can't not pick it up. It's at a workplace. If I don't feel like listening to guys pant and try to compliment me so that I'll make them cum, then I can hang up on them, lose money, and risk losing the job. We can chat with the other girls who worke there though. But I prefer not to. They make my opinion of men fall below zero, and I'd hate to become biased. |
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that would be great please christina do it for XLT |
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sure thing. you don't mind crappy PC microphone, right? |
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not at all. leave a bit of the static in, without you saying anything. that way i can do a noise profile and filter out the noise. if you've got any instant messengers, flip them over there... i'm blindg0d@hotmail.com on msn and iameod on aim. if not, noises@gmail.com is the way to send crap. i might need some takes synced to certain bpms, though, to make some nice, perverted hooks. |
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sure thing. I'm adding you on msn. bear in mind I'm hardly ever on. will you let me add a few notes of my own in the final jingle? |
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sure, i need some lyric ideas, though |
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why dont you both 1 have multiple phone sex sessions 2 record it 3 upload it as the next xlt vibes or 4 Give it to phobia as a "NEW RADIO MIX" Deal? Deal |
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let this be an xlt thing. can everyone post their phonesex operator lyrics? like... "Mmm I want to suck you good, baby" and "I'm rubbing my pussy really hard for you" and "shut up and be Mistress Christina's little slut, ok?" |
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Lets set the scene Staz like to jerk off to girls eating bananas christina works at a produce stand in downtown manhattan music: Theme from earnest borgnine go! |
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see if you can be inspired by the story of this guy who wanted me to force him to cum inside a glass and then drink it. |
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what about instead of a glass.... he tries to blast a load into a grape |
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"mmm I'm peeling off my banana... Are you sure you don't want me to do naughty things with it in my tight little pussy?" |
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I think i am onto something here! *sits in directors chair* |
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NO! you are to eat the banana while staz fumbles around to get his pants undone and goes flaccid *action* |
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okay that's enough written porn for one day... More for me tomorrow. logging off |
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holy moly |
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if anyone here gets off on transexuals please ask christina for a "session" and maybe you can record it??? otherwise - post some proper xlt thematic lyrics, i'm way too lazy to write these. i'll do it if i have to, but it'll probably be trite "varieté" shit that no one laughs about. alternatively, i'll just do a nasty electro ode to monoid. sung by a greek transgendered phone sex operator. holy shit. am i on to something? |
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it should include the following....... i cant even believe you mods are this lazy. this is extremely disappointing. so I got banned for having a double account (hey, when's teapot getting banned for his new one?) but THIS guy is allowed to use my face in this manner as his avatar. this is why xltronic will ALWAYS suck. ALLLLLWAAAAYYYYSSSSSS. i come back and less than an hour later, i get treated to this? and SOME of you claim to be my friends??? NONE of you who support this could EVER know what a real friendship is, friendship doesnt work that way. everyone has boundaries. some of you think its hilarious to hurt other's feelings. you forget that you yourself have feelings, and that what goes around comes around. i dont care if YOU think its funny, its MY FACE, and I DONT. PS: i cant believe i was gullible enoguh to let people talk me back again, and tell me how much xlt needs "good people" like me. im out. you people are thoroughly sick, and im not gonna take the constant slap in the face and "be the better guy" and try to have dignity after beign portrayed in that way. |
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SMELL? |
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What the fuck is going on? Since when did tragedy change her XLT handel? |
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WHAT IN THINE FUCK |
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ouate de phoque |
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hohoho. awesome. welcome on board greek phone-sex operator |
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