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I just poured myself some coke into what i thought was a clean glass. At the bottom was a wierd jelly so i then poured the coke into what i thought was my empty tea cup! however I didnt realise there was still tea in it so i took a big gulp of coke tea! |
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ever take a sip out of a pop can thats been used as an ashtray? |
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no, but i did once use the top of a can of red bull to tap down a huge spliff i'd just rolled and because i was drunk i dropped the whole thing into the can...... I drank that! i refused to waste good ganja, i was thinking i'd get it out once i'd drunk the liquid but instead i must ahve drank teh weed rizzla and baccy ! |
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"awesome" |
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extreme! |
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oh |
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man.. wierd jellys are the worst :( |
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it was some odd yellow stuff at the bottom. I've no idea what it could have been! |
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IT'S WIERD JELLY, MAN. |
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
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life is beautiful. |
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the latest edition of bizarre mag,has a pic of a drunk new yorker pissing in a coke can.with in 10 minutes he forgot what he had done and then drank the lot. |
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i pissed in a small coke bottle once and was surprised to find that what I feel was a standard urination produced volume well in excess of 750ml |
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I threw up into a paper coke cup once then accidently squeezed it as I chucked. |
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i got wanked off once as i lay on my back,fired right pass my head |
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I shat into a breadbin once and then accidentally hurled it at a sleeping TV repair man |
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i cut my arm off once,then shoved the severed arm thru the spokes of an oncoming biker,causing him to fly off the bike into oncoming traffic and he died. |
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I once played a gig and someone had left a bottle of scotch on the tabel so I yoinked it (yoink being the international sound of stealing). Too a huge gulp to discover it was fresh warm piss! You gotta drink piss once in your life! |
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nearly as bad as putting salt in tea thinking it is sugar |
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