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ok.. you know people that call you wanting to do stuff and you just don't really care to hang out with that person, well, ever :P choo know what i mean, just those that person or two that doesn't take a hint well this girl keeps calling me, ever since high school i was never interested in her.. and a few times we went out i'm like ok i'll give it a shot. and i'm not mean to her or anything like that, just one of those people you feel disconnected from. now she called wanting to see a movie and i don't want to, but i have to, and i figured out how to make my time worthwhile.. ALCHOHOL yup, few shots of vodka beforehand couldn't hurt eh.. the secret drunk. then she wonders why you start stumbling and slur your words a tad, just tell em it's tylenol cough n cold. D: hm |
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ahahahah!! thatt'll show her |
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Why dont you just tell her you arent interested? |
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you know what.. i actually think i have dunno if you've had the same type experience, this is just one of those people hopelessley drawn to you. i wish i could ACT more interested in her, but it's just not happening, i don't want to pretend anything. i just don't feel natural around here, hence the alchohol to help calm dem nerves man fuck it. |
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here/her |
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If you are taking her to the cinema you may as well prepare a false bottom popcorn bucket and give her a suprise rubbery. |
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yeah, wheres muh uzi daymit |
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i havent really had this problem...since no one really calls me wanting to do anything with me...im sure it would suck if it did happen though... you could always just make up excuses..im sure she'd give up after a while...maybe you could fake your own death the next time you go out with her... just make sure you dont see her around anywhere again...that could be awkward... . |
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In case you didn't know. a 'rubbery' is defined as cutting the bottom away from the popcorn bucket and secretly putting your joystick up into the corn where its OOPS grab-able by your female company. What a nice suprise. (not recommended on first date) |
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hhe you know i initially thought it was something sick like that.. but i remember your posts from REFLEXs stupid BANNED topic and thought rubbery meant robbery or some shit, thats where the uzi came in? two different levels here :P |
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yeah and i guess if that doesnt work, you could always wank off with the butter left on the inside of the popcorn bag .. :/ |
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Bring a calculator, and while ur in the movie, starts pushing buttons, and when she asks what the hell ur doing, you tell her you're calculating the mathematical differences between two characters height. Ask her if she wants you to stop, and if she says yes, stop. About 5 minutes after, starts humming something like rudolph the red nosed raindeer to urself, and scratch ur balls and itch ur nose and squirm around like u got a wedgie.... just a suggestion |
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Oh, and also, if she asks how u calculate the differences between the two characters height, you tell her that only your spiritual advisor, who is currently on vacation in Aruba, can tell the secrets of height. and when its over, she still dont think ur weird, next time she calls, answer saying "THEY DONT CALL ME LEFTRIGHTRONIC FER NUTTIN" in a western accent... |
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Hmm alcohol always helped with a girl, or person of the opposite sex, but when its two guys and you dont want to do nothin' with dem, or da one... then you got to lie, and do whatever else hellish acts may be called for.. geez I hate that situation. |
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mmmmmm...alcohol The source and solution to all problems :) |
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Don't talk to overweight women...they will never leave you alone. |
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very true.. alchohol is great while its working, horrid when it leaves your system |
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yeah they are annoying too |
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yeah..if the excuses dont work...try and make her think youre a schitzo or something...suddenly start talking in a different voice and acting weird...insiting your name is ronald or something (unless its your real name of course) . |
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just don't answer her phone calls. problem solved. |
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it sux, she calls my house here, when i'm away at school and freggin parents give her my number back at school and my pager # shit. yeah and we are suppposed to watch a movie tommorow night. oh i can't wait, just countin down the minutes! and on the fone about it she didn't seem too excited either, what the fuck this blows to begin with. not trying to be an asshole, i just dun like this gurl. |
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