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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realise there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood ... sure enough he drops the other bar of soap. The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives one last, despairing tug then yells ... "Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion! |
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Pretty good, I hadn't heard that one before. :) |
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Why thank you. Its just one I made up this am. |
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manhood??? you mean dick? I didnt know you were that polite |
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Oh yes Waccy Naccy. Its a characteristic of us Brits. Wot, wot. |
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the joke was good...but i dont think you made it up... I find it very familiar...as I am a priest. |
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You're a priest? Can I confess my sins? I haven't been to confession since I was about 13, and only then to get out of class for half an hour. I always said the same thing; I tease my sister, I don't help my mum and don't do my homework. The Catholic guilt will stay with me for life. |
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you can go in peace... pray 3 holly maries and you will be forbidden my son (sorry if any at the board doesnt find this funny... just tell me and I will not do it again) |
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What, no Our Fathers? That's a new one on me. |
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our fathers are for mortal sins |
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You're not priest are you? Just a Catholic? What's a mortal sin (I never paid attention in school or at mass)? |
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Hey, thats funny! |
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But actually, it doesnt have to be 2 priests does it? |
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of course i am not...and why do you think i am catholic?? |
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mortal sin: that which if you havent confessed it and you dye you go to hell |
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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo WHO? Don't cry, it's only a joke!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! |
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an Englishman, a Scotsaman, an Irishman, a Jew, a Black guy, and a nun walk into a bar. the barman says " whats this? some kind of joke" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. |
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LOL just great |
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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck up the chicken's arse |
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LOL phiz! thats great! i mean it.=) |
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