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on 2006-07-03 11:38 [#01931628]
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"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
Senator Ted Stevens
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xceque
on 2006-07-03 11:49 [#01931631]
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Wow. I've never been sent an internet before. I wish I was a senator.
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2006-07-03 11:49 [#01931632]
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unbelievable...
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-07-03 11:50 [#01931633]
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...literally
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2006-07-03 12:37 [#01931645]
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Well, to be fair, you email an Internet as an attachment, it's going to take a while.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2006-07-03 12:47 [#01931646]
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enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-07-03 12:59 [#01931648]
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bgp peering igmp snooping mpls labeling, oh my!
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osiris
from Canterbury on 2006-07-03 13:10 [#01931652]
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you keep the fuck away from my internet
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-07-03 13:35 [#01931658]
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last week i had to call the plumber again. damn those friggin tubes
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-07-03 15:05 [#01931728]
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Which tube did you say was clogged?
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2006-07-03 15:08 [#01931730]
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oh hohahahaha.... woah...
who commissioned a portrait of tridenti?
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2006-07-03 15:13 [#01931734]
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Look I'm in a bit of a hurry (to save the mushroom kingdom under my alter persona 'super' mario, hehe), please show me where the clog is sir.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-03 15:29 [#01931744]
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How the internet work plz?
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 16:54 [#01931784]
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yeah and could someone with a premium account post a picture of the internet? thanks.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-07-03 16:58 [#01931787]
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:01 [#01931791]
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One of my all time favorite pics.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 17:07 [#01931794]
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huh.
i kinda thought he'd be fatter. or more hairy.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-07-03 17:09 [#01931796]
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:09 [#01931798]
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The epitome of internet. Fat hairy men.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:11 [#01931799]
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Oh hey you guys.
Ray Stevens Ringtones Download Ray Stevens ringtones for any phone. 100% free
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 17:15 [#01931801]
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oh wow! the internet kinda looks like Richard Karn.
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xceque
on 2006-07-03 17:18 [#01931802]
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wait... Â the internet works??
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-03 17:19 [#01931803]
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Works fo' a livin'.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-03 17:23 [#01931804]
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i saw in the movies that if you take the red pill, you go out of the internet i think.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-03 19:26 [#01931851]
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No...no, no, no......that's the ethernet.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-04 02:59 [#01931921]
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the internet has a big entral computer somewhere.......... apparently........... they told me
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Paco
from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2006-07-04 09:35 [#01932045]
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Remember to take back-ups of the internet. Just click select all, copy and then paste into "my computer".
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-04 09:39 [#01932050]
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Rumor has it, the people who made internet are coming out with this new thing called e-mail. Anyone else hear of this?
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Falito
from Balenciaga on 2006-07-04 09:50 [#01932052]
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the internet connects people.with other peoples and with information.
Internet represents that in a near future, mankind will be telepathic.
Now for first time in our history, we can know whats happen in same moment on the other side of planet..uh? we can hear,and watch it...
never this happen before
Internet can make possible that me!,-look my avatar-can talk to you! NOW
..hehe..im learning to use this text things..
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obara
from Utrecht on 2006-07-04 09:58 [#01932056]
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2006-07-04 09:59 [#01932057]
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hu hu hu
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-04 13:53 [#01932170]
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like this:
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-04 14:04 [#01932172]
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isnt the interweb just some sort of conspiracy? surely it isnt real?!
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2006-07-04 14:23 [#01932180]
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if the internet is an information super highway, shouldn't you drive it instead of surf it?
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-07-04 14:25 [#01932183]
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yeah you see, its all a huge coverup!
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2006-07-04 20:41 [#01932389]
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GOD, LEARNING BGP IS SO FUKING HARD
SOMETIMES< GRRR
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