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offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2006-07-03 10:24 [#01931597]
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I kinda misinterpretated the title of this article

Imagine crack-smugglers thinking they could start a
crackmarket in outer space...;

Crackdealer Timmy: Hey Jose! Think it might be
possible to sell crack on that spacestation? *manic
scratching* Or maybe some aliens might drop by and...and we
could sell crack to a whole planet!
Crackhead Jose: But homie! how the hell are you going
to get the crack up there? (whispering: Shouldnt we just
smoke it ourselves?)
Crackdealer Timmy: I know this guy at NASA, and HE
says that we can smuggle it in the fuel-tank...just like we
did on my Oldsmobile back in the days...


...Think I inhaled to much air today or something


 

offline staz on 2006-07-03 10:26 [#01931598]
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"DUDE, the FOAM is the CRAAACK. Lick it. Come on, dude, it's
safe. You know what this means!?!? We can go to space -
IN SPACE!"


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-07-03 10:26 [#01931599]
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crack wouldnt sell in space.

if the aliens did find the space shuttle, theyd be the
aliens rich enough to get to our solar system and thus would
be asking for our finest white china (read: coke for the
uninitiated), not some dirty ass crack.

hell, even i haven't done crack.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2006-07-03 10:27 [#01931600]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to staz: #01931598



"whoa, that spaceship would make a great crack-pipe"


 


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