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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 11:30 [#01918385]
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I have to work with a load of fat old boilers in my office.
It's not fair. In other parts of the building they have
loads of young fitties. Plus, if I mention that I like a
certain younger, slimmer woman they say stupid bollocks
like:
"You only like her because she's good looking."
Well of course! If physical attraction didn't come into it I
might as well get a gay marriage to one of my mates, 'cause
we "have things in common."
People say ugly women have better personalities, but I think
they're a bunch of bitter, boring, miserable cows.
Fit girls are much better in social situations and are
usually in a better (if smug) mood. The worst thing is when
these greasy whoppers wear skimpy clothes (spew)

So, like, hey guys, what's your take on the whole gruesome
dogbag situation?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2006-06-12 11:33 [#01918388]
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no comment.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-12 11:35 [#01918390]
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controversial!!!!!


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-06-12 11:38 [#01918392]
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here is the provocation:
"but I think they're a bunch of bitter, boring, miserable
cows"

the word "miserable" explodes in the face of the reader.

i dunno,i like lots of women...



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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-06-12 11:38 [#01918393]
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Oh oh. Does someone have Mommy Issues?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 11:38 [#01918395]
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This is an honest opinion. I'm not trying to wind anyone up.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 11:40 [#01918399]
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*yawn* Freud was discredited, like 50 years ago dude.


 

offline staz on 2006-06-12 11:44 [#01918408]
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yeah yeah, thanks for the stunning observation


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 12:10 [#01918434]
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I'm gonna complain to the management that my work atmosphere
is deeply unpleasant.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-06-12 12:25 [#01918453]
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oh boo hoo. cry me a fucking river.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-12 12:43 [#01918457]
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post a picture of yourself, you must be a dreamboat!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-06-12 12:43 [#01918460]
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because it sure as hell won't be coming down to a stunning
personality.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-06-12 12:44 [#01918461]
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haha :D


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 12:46 [#01918462]
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Hmmm..I better not in case anyone at work reads this!
lol


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-06-12 13:01 [#01918471]
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flaming is so 90s internets guys, have some decorum

personally i find munter and stunners tend towards
unpleasant personalities, the middle ground is where its at.
although when you like an uggo you start to see them as if
they arent so disfigured


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 13:11 [#01918480]
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I don't really care if a girl is a "bad" person. As long as
they are fit.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-06-12 13:33 [#01918503]
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100% agree. and furthermore, the people who don't agree, are
either frustrated because they can't hook up with hot girls,
and/or are gruesome dogbags themselves.



 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2006-06-12 15:21 [#01918620]
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you made me lol that's for sure
i work as a cashier, all older women except for 3. And
GODDAMN they are fucking hot !


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2006-06-12 15:25 [#01918622]
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amen to that brother


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-12 15:26 [#01918623]
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are you a virgin by any chance


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 15:39 [#01918632]
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Nope, although I haven't had a shag for about a year. Maybe
it's growing back.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-12 15:41 [#01918633]
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what you need is a bag of coke and a brothel.
gis a shout if you do.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-06-12 15:43 [#01918634]
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What I need is to get down to some meatmarket student clubs.
But my mates just wanna stay down the local pub. We're all
about 22-24 and they act like old men.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-06-12 15:45 [#01918636]
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well a year out of action is not good,you need a plan.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-12 16:05 [#01918649]
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has anyone said "any holes a goal" yet?
or "thier all pink on teh inside"?


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-12 16:11 [#01918653]
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I've been out of action for over two years now! It fucking
sucks... correction it lacks sucking!


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2006-06-12 16:34 [#01918675]
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swears - that fucking cheered me up. very observant, if
slightly general


 


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