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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 21:46 [#01915479]
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I thought it would be appropriate to post on xlronic on
this monumental thing. Hi. I'm drunk. This is new for me.
Reach for the sun, guys. I'm dizzy. Thanks for all your
love. Good bye. Reach for the sun.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2006-06-07 21:47 [#01915480]
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the smiths - shoplifters of the world unite


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-06-07 21:48 [#01915481]
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i've been drinking today too.

and yesterday. and the day before that. and also the day
before that. and that morning.

so what i'm saying is party on dude.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 22:02 [#01915484]
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I can't focus on objects


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-06-07 22:05 [#01915485]
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Welcome to a better world.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 22:18 [#01915486]
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Everyone is laughing at me, but at least I can spell stuff.
I'm listening to punk music and it isn't helping. I hope
this is entertaining for you, otherwise it's a complete
waste of cheep vodka, how do you spell vodka? I made a
question mark, all by myself, yay! I can sort of type as a
drunk...sort of. It's hard though, and wobbly. I can
barely say stuff, man, whoa. LOL. I posted a blog on
myspace as well, read it. It might be fun. OMG. I almost
drooled on my friend's keyboard. AND I remembered the
apostrophy (sp?), lol. This is a better place, a better
world, I want to remain here, but it can't be so. Bye, for
tonight, I'll be back tomarrow to regret my posts. bye!
(hit reply now lee)


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:26 [#01915488]
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put daddy's stash away before you get caught.


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:29 [#01915489]
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i want vodka but im all out of orange juice

what else is it good with?


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:36 [#01915490]
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i just had a giant-sized shot for you, sir
congrats

don't drink smirnoff with orange kool-aid, it's horrible


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-06-07 22:37 [#01915491]
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Apple juice. You use orange?!?! sick!


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:37 [#01915492]
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i usually just do shots, but i don't feel like dealing with
that tonight


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-06-07 22:39 [#01915493]
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Good man


 

offline DaggerHappy from Australia on 2006-06-07 22:40 [#01915494]
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metholated spirits with milk is good


 

offline DaggerHappy from Australia on 2006-06-07 22:41 [#01915495]
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gets you drunk off your ass


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:42 [#01915496]
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milk makes me vomit when i drink

alcohol and dairy don't mix for me


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2006-06-07 22:42 [#01915497]
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Are you legally trashed?

And you are, I would think, obliged to partake in something
more "crazy" than posting nonsense on a message board.

You must streak through your neighborhood...now!



 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:44 [#01915498]
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i second that


 

offline DaggerHappy from Australia on 2006-06-07 22:50 [#01915500]
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i think the alcohol makes you vomit, and you're just after
an excuse :P

a good drunk activity is too draw a largish red (gotta be
red because red promotes violence in the human psyche)
circle below a 2nd story (or higher) window, then a group
of people to run around the circle, while one participant
drops heavy object such as irons down into the circle from
the window, the person who stays in the circle the longest
wins, and has a turns up in the window


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-07 22:54 [#01915502]
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well i've never vomited other than the one time someone
suggested that i drink some milk to calm my stomach down.
that was a long time ago though, and i haven't thrown up
since then, so i think it probably had at least a little to
do with the milk. then again, i don't usually like to drink
enough that i need to vomit, because i don't enjoy being
overly drunk. it just sucks when you can't even walk to the
bathroom to piss without help.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-06-07 23:00 [#01915503]
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:D

best thread ever

cheers


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-07 23:05 [#01915506]
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I'm probably going to bed soon, but I'm still here and have
probably said very embarrassing things to the camera which
we wil watch tomorrow probably. Woo. I don't want to do
this again, I feel icky, yes, "icky". icky, says your
xltronic friend Lee, the smaller one. Woo.
woo.


 

offline mimi on 2006-06-07 23:10 [#01915510]
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What made you do it?


 

offline Free your mind from UmeÃ¥ (Sweden) on 2006-06-08 00:09 [#01915515]
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WTF! God damn! Christ! This was by far the most sad thing I
ever read :O


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-06-08 00:26 [#01915518]
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Drink some water before you crash. You are going to wake up
feeling like your brain has compressed to a rasin and it
won't feel good.


 

offline furoi from Udine (Eriko Sato's undies) (Italy) on 2006-06-08 01:11 [#01915523]
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if you are 16 yo it's ok



 

offline staz on 2006-06-08 01:38 [#01915530]
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call up some prostitutes to celebrate this benchmark in scup
history.


 

offline staplemouth on 2006-06-08 02:34 [#01915540]
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vomit inside your pillow case and lay your sweet rosy cheek
on it


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2006-06-08 02:45 [#01915544]
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Before you know it, you'll be knocking back ethanol-orange
cocktails and injecting vodka into your bloodstream. Welcome
to alcoholism.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-06-08 06:00 [#01915602]
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Yes plenty of fluids and a good greasy breakfast for
recovery. Eggs, Pork etc. Toast.

Vodka drunk is how i first started. Ug.. i wont ever drink
it again.


 

offline staplemouth on 2006-06-08 06:02 [#01915604]
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I'm the same, I can't drink it anymore.

And a gatorade or similar works wonders in the morning.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-06-08 06:04 [#01915606]
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When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard
Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It never ends
You know that it's crazy
You want to trust her
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone

Maybe it's just an ego problem
Problem is, I've been fooled before
By fair weathered friends and faint hearted lovers
And every time it happens
It just convinces me more

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You look for lies
Everybody tempts her
Everybody tells her
She's the most beautiful woman they know

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You keep looking for lies


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-06-08 07:14 [#01915648]
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When I drink, it always looks like it's my first time


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-06-08 07:16 [#01915649]
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just watch me and do what I do


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-08 09:09 [#01915686]
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update:
It's the morning, I had a stomach ache all night and didn't
sleep for fear of vomiting. I'm not doing this again; it
was only fun for about 10 minutes and I spent that time on
xltronic. Oh, and I wouldn't recommend recording yourself
while drunk (or maybe it's just me that acts like a
flapper).


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-06-08 09:48 [#01915711]
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why have you never been drunk before? why do you suck at it
so much?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-08 10:29 [#01915738]
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I've never liked the way drunk people act, the change in
character scares me, and I've never had the desire to
undergo that transformation. Sometimes I talk about these
views and people get defensive and say stuff like "well you
don't even know, pshaw." So now, replacing my strong
suspicion, I know it's stupid.

to answer your second question I think the best answer would
be a picture of me when I was seven at my aunt's wedding,
dancing and holding a balloon. But I don't have a scanner,
or picture posting abilities, so I guess I'll just say that
I'm a social retard.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-06-08 11:09 [#01915756]
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What you should have done is go to the bathroom and do your
thing. The feeling after is most relieving.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-06-08 11:46 [#01915765]
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well what can I say, i think youre missing out. there is a
level of drunkenness thats right for everyone and i
encourage you to find it. its probably less than you drank
last night


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 12:40 [#01915796]
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remember, all alcohols have different kinda of drunk, and
vodka is probably the worst, but its what we all start on.

try having a few beers next time, i think youll find it more
pleasant/less nauseating.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-06-08 12:43 [#01915799]
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hedphukkerr is right about beer. try it next time, you get
more control over your drunkenness.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-06-08 13:13 [#01915822]
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I quit drinking. I was getting to the point where I got
rowdy, and made an ass out of myself every time.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 13:19 [#01915825]
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i have recently grown a taste for being a complete drunken
asshole to people i dont know, as opposed to my usual
friendly pot-smoking self.

living at a party house is great because you get to be a
dick to people who you dont know and yell at them to get the
fuck out of your house for losing their goddamned purse and
wandering around yelling 'has anyone seen my purse? i lost
my purse! omg it was soooo cute! my purse!'


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2006-06-08 13:59 [#01915887]
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For me it's like this:
Vodka: For a while gives you awesome physical power and
vitality, but also makes you a repulsive asshole.
Wine: Romantic feel-good feeling, closest to weed and great
to combine with it
Beer: Good for social interaction on a buddy level. Makes
you talkative.

Choose your way scup_bucket. Alcohol has something to offer
for all of us. Don't be a wuss.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:03 [#01915892]
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gin: hop around and yell, friendly like, lots of slurred
speach
tequila: lucid horniness, the closest to a psychedelic
alcohol before absynth
whiskey: immobile yet still able to loudly yell at people in
tongues
rum: close to vodka, but doesnt taste like ass. most of the
time.

then again, they all effect people differently, so these are
mostly useless :P


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-06-08 14:10 [#01915898]
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the vodka I had smelled like rubbing alcohol


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:19 [#01915917]
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yes it does.

i need to stop being a pussy and start drinking beer. right
now i can't even stand the taste of it, but i think if i try
i can get used to it.

also i need to find out what's wrong with me. i used to be
able to drink like a champion, especially when i went to
mexico, but i just can't anymore. whenever i take a shot it
just feels like i'm going to vomit and can't do another for
a good 15-20 minutes for fear of it coming back up. anyone
know why this might be?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:23 [#01915929]
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what beers are you drinking? if its been cheap swill like
bud or coors, try getting something thats more than $4 a six
pack.

and that vomiteyness is just the aversion you get, cuz now
your body knows whats its in for when you take a shot .


 

offline LuminousAphid from home (United States) on 2006-06-08 14:27 [#01915936]
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haha, maybe. i've also been sick with some stomach virus for
a while though, so it might be that i just need to get over
that. who knows. it's not an essential part of my life, so
i'm not too worried about it.

about the beer; i dunno, i've tried a few different types,
but i just can't bring myself to drink more than a bottle or
two. i don't think it's the beer, just me.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-06-08 14:31 [#01915944]
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it's most likely just you...i couldn't drink beer for a
period long time ago...and then i switched to beer only.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-06-08 22:43 [#01916192]
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just like how i switched to fisticuffs instead of
apologizing to those assholes.


 


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