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in my house. she's in heat and she hasn't been 'done' the tragedy is... my other cat is male but he has been done. the horny lady cat keeps on meowing and sticking her minge in the air. the male cat keeps on standing over her and licking her but he doesn't know what to do next. he will stand there for 5 minutes doing nothing and just walk off. the horny lady cat keeps on trying to get the male one to shag her but it always ends in the same way. |
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time for you to step in. time to drop trou. |
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down trou and make that pussy meow! |
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it's like this you see |
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Ah, the neck bite. Now that's romance. |
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NO KITTY! |
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she's all about the rough |
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WTF IS THIS THREAD!! *cries* |
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"time for you to step in. time to drop trou." ...says it all, thats YOUR best option |
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FINISH THE JOB!! |
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(Isnt cat mounting like.....wrong ? |
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i was reading that they only stop acting funny once they go out of season or they get impregnated; and i'm quite sure that a human cannot fertilise a cat (god forbid the thought ever cross my mind) she's likely to stay in this state for a few more days, and the process will repeat itself every few weeks |
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so? she can't be anywhere near as frustrated as monoid. spare a thought, and all that. |
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Dude, you gonna hit that? |
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she can't wank though |
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you'd be surprised |
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come to think of it... |
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kidnap someone elses tom cat so she can get a bit of fun for once |
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