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So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it? Love that show.... =) |
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after the guy explains all the "effects" of marijuana, he goes "and are there any negative effects" |
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lol...nice...thats what I mean...SO CLASSIC Borat: America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party. |
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She is my sister. We pretend to be married. |
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Hey I was in riverside on sunday. |
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what were you doing here? |
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I went to have brunch at this tapas place called Cafe Sevilla on Mission Inn Ave. Heard of it? It was okay. Then I went to the Youth Cultural fair or whatever that was. |
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Yeah I know Sevilla....right down the street from where I work.... Like you said, its ok.... right on, wish I wouldve known I wouldve met ya and bought you a drink. |
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my wife... she is aeehh, dead.. |
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Ali G: So what does ATF stand for? ATF trainer: Alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and explosives. Ali G: And what else does you sell? |
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that would have been cool. I was in the town of another xltronic member, IT BLEW MY FUCKING MIND. |
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If they is Class A, does dat absolutely guarantee dat they is really good quality? |
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chen-qui |
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Booya kasha... Wespect... Me came out of me mum's punane. :D |
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Ali G: I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries. |
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thees ees my friend... he has aeeehh... aeehh.. he has never been inside another man's aaeehh.. how do you say... "anus" |
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can't wait for the Borat movie. luv him. |
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that show is so freaking hilarious. Borat: "she must be tight, like a man's AN-oose!" (anus) |
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Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll. Who actually shot J.R.? |
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Borat, displaying his acting skills: "I am the locust, fuck to you!" |
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"The name's James Bond. ...James Bond." |
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Heres a review from Aintitcoolnews of the BORAT movie.... |
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God. Watching Borat is sometimes too much for me. He just does things that are so unbelievably funny and achward that its hard for me to watch. |
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it seriously one of the few things that makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts after.... come out to vegas with us this weekend DOLL!!! |
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Oh nice. You should have asked me a couple of weeks ago when I had money! I would have gone too. Visiting a few bars and a buffet would have been in order. I blew a ton of money last week upgrading my computer. Damnit Im such a loser. Who are you going with? |
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we are actually celebrating my buddys bachelor party out there....We are staying in a suite at the LUXOR and doing it up for the weekend.... good times indeed. |
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ohhhh.. bachelor party. *gets depressed* FUCK. |
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it's all about Borat: 1. "Nice... Nice, I like." 2. "I like you, do you like me?" 3. "My wife, She die in a field...But I have a new wife...She Nice" 4. "It is nice" 5. "My sister was voted by Almaty chamber of commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2 or 3 prostitute in country of Kazahstan." 6. "Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free..." 7. "Sexy time!" 8. "One time I carry a woman against her will for near one mile." 9. "I make liquid explosion for camel." 10. "Wa wa wee wa!" 11. "Can I put camera in ladies toilet ? ... NO ... why not ??" 12. "My sister, she is a prostitute...Why?...Because she like a to make the money, high five!" 13. "My wife, she is dead...but it is okay, I have a new one now." 14. (regarding porn) "I like it! I like it! I like a shaved pussy!" 15. "How many punch you take to cow before it fall? For me, my record is 11." 16. "What is best way to silence a woman?" 17. "I will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him" 18. "I want to do a romance inside of you" 19. "If you vote for him, he will make sure you and your family will have very good years, if you do not... you will be sorry" 20. "My mother, she never love me, She tell me sometimes she wish she was raped by someone else" |
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hilarious |
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IT IS NOICE |
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"I want to do a romance inside of you" fucking classic |
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Theres this bit wheres he's in america, not a quite really, but he (Brüno) tricks this fashion designer into holding his hands up for the longest time. Really made me laugh hard! Its in this show here: |
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Haha |
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"in khazakhstan our favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis" “in Kazakhstan we say, ‘God, man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat.’ ” |
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well there was a nice ali g quote during some hippie protest, some guy looking at his chanis saying.... HIPPIE: look at this fucking jewelry you're wearing? you know the corporations making money off this shit? you know how many slaves over the african mines are dying to get this shit for you? ALI G: Sounds to me like you's a bit jealous. |
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Meant to write "not a quote really" Idiot |
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"Why don't they teach proper maffs in schools? Why teach in kilos and grams when you should deal in ounces, quarters and eighths? - Ali G |
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animal rights "what happens if they said, here's a chicken, you eat this, or we kill another chicken" |
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seconded. |
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i love bruno tricking that college wrestling team on spring break "say hi to gay austrian tv!" the instant change in everyones attitude and demeanor is too great for words |
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