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THIS IS THE MUTHU FUCKIN RAP THREAD POST A NO RHYMES DIME STRAIGHT WACK , YOU DEAD ROLL YOU UP PUFF AND SMOKE YOU LIKE A CLOUD CAUZ YOU KNOW WHAT NO WEAK ASS RHYMES ARE ALLOWED NIGGAS WANT TO FRONT CAUS THEY ALL ABOUT ME MAYBE ITS CAUSE THEY GIRLS ARE MOUNTED UP ON ME SO WHAT TRIDENTI BOASTS 10,000 POSTS THE MOST? MY RHYME VEHICLE COASTS HIS GHOSTS WHILE I EAT TOAST SO PLEASE LEAVE A POST AND GET OFF OF YOUR KNEES AND BEFORE YOU HIT PREVIEW REMEMBER, ALL CAPS PLEASE |
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U WACK U WACK U WACK U WACK U WACK U WACK U WACK |
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PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL HAVE YOU FUCKED A HONEY HIGH ON A PILL PLEASE GO AND GIVE IT A GO GET YOURSELF A TEN DOLLAR WHORE MUTHA FUCK FUCK YO |
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IF THERE WAS A PROBLEM, YO I'LL SOLVE IT, CHECK OUT THE HOOK WHILE MY DJ REVOLVES IT.. |
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SEDES IS MY BUSINESS |
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BLAT BLAT BLAT THATS THE SOUND OF MY GAT POP POP POP RATATATATAT-TAT |
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HOWS YOUR PARTY UP, LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE, LETS GO ON THE FLOOR, DONT JUST STAND THERE AND STARE, NOW ROCK WITH ME, I'LL GARUNTEE YOU'LL DANCE, BANG THE BOX, YOU'LL FALL UP IN A TRANCE |
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DOWN THE ROAD THERE LIVED A MAN I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW HE GREW A GREAT BIG MARROW FOR THE LOCAL FLOWER SHOW |
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SKI-BA-BOP-BA-DOP-BOP |
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AND WHEN THE PEOPLE SAW THE MARROW EVERYBODY CRIED: OH WHAT A BEAUTY!, I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE AS BIG AS THAT BEFORE OH WHAT A BEAUTY! IT MUST BE TWO FEET LONG OR EVEN MORE! IT'S SUCH A LOVELY COLOUR AND NICE AND ROUND AND FAT I NEVER THOUGHT A MARROW COULD GROW AS BIG AS THAT |
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SO WHAT YOU WANNA DO? SHIEEEEEEEEEET I GOT A POCKET FULL-A RUBBAS AND MY HOME BOYS DO TOO! |
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IM GONNA GET SNUFFED CAUSE I AINT SAID ENUFF TO PIPE DOWN ILL PIPE DOWN WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS WHIPED OUT WHEN I SEE THAT LIL CHENEY BITCH GET SNIPED OUT LIGHTS OUT ADIOS BITCH, POW! NOW PUT THAT IN YOUR LITTLE PIPE AND BITE DOWN THINK FOR A MINUTE CAUSE THE HYPE JUST DIED DOWN THAT I WONT GO UP IN THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND FLIP WHATEVER HANGS SIDE DOWN UPSIDE DOWN |
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TEN DOLLAR WHORE? I DEMAND MORE, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM POOR? ANYWAYZ ITS NO PROB CAUZ IM A PIMP YOU KNOW THE FEMALES SURROUNDING ME ALL DAY , SOME EVEN COUNT MY DOUGH I GOT THIS ONE BITCH LATONYA YO SHES MAD ILL YO SUCKS WHILE SHE COUNTS MY BUCKS AND DRIVES TRUCKS |
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD ? ARE YOU RHYMIN' OR AM I DEAD ?? IF YOU DON'T START REAL RHYMIN' I MIGHT MAKE YOUR HEADZ SLAMMIN' THE WALLL !! |
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That day will come, when I shall stand and see all those wicked men and the fiyah gettin bun That day will come, when they will try to escape and there will be nowhere to run That day will come, when I shall see, they hand in all the bombs and bayonnettes and bullets and gun That day will come, when Emperor Selassie I shall ride out pon di wings of the heavens inna di sun |
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q-TIP: Girl meets boy on thursday night Boy was high, girl fly like kite They hold hands until next day Boy then lets go, hit his way Boy rules butt, brags to his boys Erection brings bad boy joys Boy thinks of that big fat back Big black fat love, big black fat Girl calls boy to stand him up on saturday Saturday Pos and q-tip: Saturday, it’s a saturday It’s a saturday, it’s a saturday Saturday, it’s a saturday Saturday, it’s a saturday |
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And let’s zip on by Zip-a-de-doo-dah, let’s zip on by Feed on a weed and we’re feeling high Sun is on thick and the cheese is rollin’ quick Come on, there’s no time to hide Season is twist, spinning and winning No hackeysack, let let me in Spill on the bottom away, but it’s okay, huh It’s a saturday Pos: Now let’s all get baked like anita Q-tip: Watch mr. lawnge, don’t look at the peter Dove: Feel on the fun, I’ll feel on the Vinia: Hey, watch that! De la soul: It’s a saturday Vinia: Now is the time To act the fool tonight Forget about your worries and you will be all right It’s saturday, saturday Saturday, it’s saturday Saturday, it’s saturday Saturday, it’s saturday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay (aaoww) |
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IMPAKT YOUR DEAD AND THATS A FAKT DIDNT I CLARIFY TO USE ALL CAPS ALWAYZ? YOU MUST BE IN A DAZE DITCH THOSE FOOLISH WAYZ, STOP DOING CRACK COCAINE |
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OBARA YOU MUST BE ON PCP, CAUSE ALL I SEE IS NO-CAPPED RHYMES THAT ARE PLAGIARSY |
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YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE A LEXUS, OR JUSTICE A DREAM? OR SOME SUBSTANCE A BEAMER OR NECKLACE OR FREEDOM! |
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CYGGIE YOU MUST BE HUFFING CLUE YOURE TALKING BULLSHIT AND GOT NO CLUE BOM BOM BOM BISCH |
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OYVINTO HAD BETTER TIPTOE THIN ICE BREAKS LIKE HIS GFS HYMEN I SMASHED LAST NIGHT WITH A HAMMER SHAKE & STAMMER CAUZ YOU JUST GOT F- F-F-F-F BUCK BUCK YOU JUST GOT FUCKED BY CYGNUS BEATS BIIIIIITCH SHEEEEEEEEEIIIT |
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NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE CUNT FAKE ASS NIGGA XLT STUNT YOURE RYMES IS SHIT AND SO IS YOUR BEATS YOU LOOK LIKE ELVIS GIVING DA GIRLS DA CREEEEEPS YO BOMBOM BOM BOM BIMRIBBADISHDISH |
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CYGNUZ, BITCH, JUDGING BY YOUR STYLE YOU'RE BECOMING LAZY BUT QUOTING YOUR DOCTOR; YOU'RE JUST CRAZY YOU ALL KNOW THAT MY FLOW IS THE SHIT AND THAT I'M ARMED TO MY TEETH IN WIT - MAN, YOU AIN'T GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO COME CLOSE TO IT! I'LL BATTLE YOU ALL THE WAY, I CAN GO ON ALL DAY AND EVEN IF PRIDE IS A SIN, WE ALL KNOW I'LL WIN (BECAUSE) AS OPPOSED TO YOUR STUTTERING UTTERING AND TOTALLY UNCOMPREHENDIBLE MUTTERING MY VERSES COME WITH IMPECKABLE TIMING AND GODLIKE SKILL SO TAKE YOUR PLACE AND BOW AT MY WILL PS. ENVY IS ALSO A DEADLY SIN. |
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MY EYES DONT DECEIVE YOU SEEM TO BE HAVIN A BALL BUT FROM WHERE I STAND YOUR ONLY TWO FEET TALL YOUR MIXES ARE WACK AND THEY HAVE SHIT IN MIND YOUR PARTIES LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WELFARE LINE BECAUSE EVERYONE IS UP AGAINST THE WALL GET IT CAUSE LIKE THATS WHAT I SAID BRUCCOM ZUCCOM HAMPTOWN FUCK-SLUMP |
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OBARA OBARA OBARA OBARA THEM GOLDFISH YOU BOUGHT ARE REALLY PIRANA |
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HEY LITTLE MAN - THAT'S DE LA SOUL IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM - YOU'RE DEAF FO' SHO' I RHYME WHEN I WANT AND QUOTE WHEN I WANT MY DICK CAN DO GIRLS AND YOURS DON'T ! |
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BE WATCHIN YOUR FINGER WHEN YOU FINGER A MINGER COS THAT SMELL IZ GONNA LINGER LONGER THAN A KFC ZINGER |
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HERE COMES THIS GUY HIS NAME IS HANAL AND YOU KNOW HIS MIXING IS TOTALLY ANAL HALAL TELESCOPSNABLE CABLE YES YOYOYOYOYO SMACK MY BITCH UP |
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LINGA OR MINGA OR ZINGA - THAT'S LAME CAUSE THIS THREAD IS ABOUT RHYMING FOR NO FAME HOW ABOUT WE JUST BREAKDANCE AND DON'T BOTHER WITH LAME BRAINDANCE |
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NOW BE BE GOOD AND THAT BE TRUE THO ON MOST NIGHTS HE BE SNIFFING GLUE |
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WELL ILL SPININ ON MY BACK WHILE YOU BE SMOKIN CRACK SO GET OFF MY CASE OR ILL GIVE YOU NO SLACK |
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BRAINDANCE HERE BRAINDANCE THERE TAKE YOU BRAIN AND STICK IT UP THERE YOU BRAIN WANK WANNABE BRAIN SMART CANNABI TELLAME BREAKDANCE CANCER CELLAMI |
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, *HIHATS* CYGNUZ IS STILL ALIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NIGHT, TEN *HIHATS* ON THE ATTACK BY SOME NORVEIGAN FAGGOTS NAMED SVEN FILING UP MY THREAD LIKE I FILL UP YOUR GIRL YOUR WACK ASS WORS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING HURL IM THE BIGGEST RAPPER IN THE UNITES STATES IM GUAGED BY MY SKILLS AND THE COUNTRIES I RAPE I SEND MY NUCLEAR RHYME BOMBS TACTICAL AND FACTUAL SHOVE MY 9 INCH DONG RHYME UP YOUR BACTUAL IN THIS THREAD IS ALL KINDS OF DEPRAVITY LUBED UP M-AUDIO RECORDING INTERFACE IN YOUR ANAL CAVITY ANDWATCH OUT MY MAIN MAN DAVE, HE SEES A TARGET; HE'LL MAUL IT HE ONCE FUCKED BJORK TWICE AND THEN STOLE HER WALLET |
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SMOKING THE BUCK AND WATCHING THE CHUCK N-N-NORRIS ON TV YOU SMELL LIKE D-DORRIS CORRIS ALL THE WAY TO PARIS WORKING AT HARRYS OR STARBUCKS YOU FATASS STATES FUCKUPS SHUTUP |
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ONCE A DAY I LIKE TO WANK ON MY LARGE POLE I DO YANK OVER YOUR GIRL WHO LIKES A GOOD SPANK |
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DOSONE STYLEE nuemeeeee im a little nasal cuntface talk about anthology granfatherclock staring down skyroof looped round and round neummnumanumaaa shredding pisspots clipboard man teeth kill shock powerhouses ram up my bum nweere NER NERUHNERRR |
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I GOT DA HERBAL LIQUEURS LICORICE AND ROOT BEER MMM GOOD LIKE SOME CANDY WHILE I WATCH BILLY AND MANDY MANDY YOURE A FINE GIRL WHY AINT YOU MINE GIRL IF YOU EVER SMILE I WILL GIVE YOU A DIME GIRL |
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DRINKIN LIQUEURS GETTIN SLIZZARD LIKE THE YOUNGBLOODS OUT OF GEORGIA HOW ABOUT MILES DAVIS THAT GUY DID A RECORD FOR BESS AND PORGY UH I DID NOT DO ANY RECORDS YET BUT I LOVE LOVE HOW ABOUT REPRAZENT WITH RONI KRUST DIE AND SUV |
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THATNE YOU REMIND ME OF FAT LEE STAY OFF THE LARD BROTHER & TRY SOME FAT FREE YA'LL CAN'T STEP TO THIS QUANTIZING BEATS AT SPEEDS YOU WON'T BELIEVE IF I WAS IN CHARGE OF THIS SITE WE'D ALREADY BE AT VERSIONS YOU CAN'T CONCIEVE SO TURN YOUR BACK MOTHERFUCKERS LEAVE |
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FUCK YOU TORTURE GARDEN HAVE A TASTE OF MY DOC MARTEN |
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