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2. I'm well read. Not as much as I would like to be, but I read stuff other than comic books. You don't have to be a lit professor, but take your ass down to barnes and noble and pick out 3 books and READ them. Not something from Oprah's book club, and not "Fight Club". Read some historical biographies. If a woman realizes you have a brain, you've seperated yourself from the larger pack of morons. 3. I'm polite. Looking a woman in the face when you talk to her instead of obviously staring at her tits is good start. Smile when you see a woman. Most of you guys don't know it, but you don't. 4. I ask a woman questions about her life. If she prattles on about her cat, fine. That shit about being a good listener is true. 5. I have some taste and style. I know of a few good restaurants, and I found them by reading the restaurant reviews and went to them once. I read up on what is good at the movies. Read Rotten Tomatoes and use the tomato meter. If you recommend a movie a guy could like and a woman wouldn't hate (a tough call these days) you prove your worth. 6. Grooming. I polish my shoes and keep my clothes neat. Most guys who can't score could improve their game is they fixed up their wardrobe just a bit. You don't have to go all "queer eye", but you would be shocked what happens when find some decent clothes. You don't have to dress like metrosexual. Just avoid ratty T shirts and worn out clothes. Dress like you know how to use a washing machine. And pick out stuff YOU like. If you like bowling shirts, wear them. Just make sure it's clean and pressed. 7. Deodorant. You fuckers stink. You don't know it but you do. Get a good strong non-scented deodorant. Get one that lasts ALL DAY. Mouthwash helps too. Go to the dentist and keep those choppers clean. So many guys have piss-poor hygine and don't even know it. 8. Walk upright. You guys often slouch. Walk like you have purpose. 9. Get some handyman skills. If you're well dressed, well read, and can fix a leaky faucet, repair dr |
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10. Clean your car. A woman sees you have candy bar wrapper and cigarette butts in your car, she imagines what your house is like. If she see's you keep it clean, she knows you are not going to ask her to be your mommy. The biggest complaint women have isn't that you guys don't have enough money, but because you expect her to be a mommy. Be a man. You don't need another mommy. |
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the hottest bachelor in town. |
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what's 1. ? |
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IT WON'T WORK WITHOUT NR. 1! |
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Good for you |
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1. Have a girlfriend. Woman like what they can't get |
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it quickly went downhill, i think you called your mummy at some point for advise |
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I can see why you would leave that one out. |
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However....im too fucking lazy. Porn is just ONE CLICK away. So why bother |
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i am scared |
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- I am not going to read a book about a spinster in Victorian england and consider myself well read. I am not going to read and travel to see some primative tribe that thinks that poop is a form of food. I am going to understand the civil war, the westward expansion, the labor movement, the shit that matters. not some strangers myopic ephitaph or pecadilos. - I am not going to keep my car spotless or iron my clothes if this costs me an ounce of time that I could be spending learning or doing something. - I am NEVER going to buy clothing that shows I spent an ounce of time picking out colors in a store. Only fag hags are attracted to men like this. If she buys me something I'll wear it, but I ain't reading GQ. - And the mommy shit is way over played. 99% of peoples strongest emotion is tword thier mother, because mothers are nurturing. Modern women expect through all these previously posted steps for you to nurture thier sense of entitlement/lifestyle which is a loose form of social climbing when they get to tell thier audience "My boyfreind does all the cleaning, presses his clothes, and pays attention to me, even when I am just fucking with him to see if he'll pay attention, hows yours?" |
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respect the cock. tame the cunt. |
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one minute man |
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try using a desensitizing condom |
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i dont like being a man. im an IDM'er. |
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i was making a random alusion |
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Is it the pain of the drinking Or the Sunday sinking feeling The car never seems to work When it's late your girlfriend's on a date And the hero with her in your dream In your sleep it seemed like you Turn around ask yourself Turn around ask yourself Chorus: Manchild, will you ever win Manchild, look at the state you're in Could you go undercover And sell your brand new lover (could you) Be someone else for a night Maybe someone else will love you You'd sell your soul for a tacky song Like the ones you hear on the radio Turn around ask yourself Turn around and ask yourself Chorus: Manchild, will you ever win Manchild, look at the state you're in Manchild, he will make you cry Manchild, Manchild, Manchild |
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Does all this also apply to the women on the board? |
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we still have those here? amazing :p |
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Nah, i just count in the lonely guys who give themselves a female nick to get some love and attention |
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yeah, like "corrupted girl", how obvious can you be! |
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Excatly! |
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Monoid you scare me. Try going for a walk in a park, asking one of those females of the species for the time and start up a light hearted conversation. Do this several times and gradually you might boost your confidence in speaking to the opposite sex. Give the porn a rest for a few weeks, this may also improve your self confidence and curb your voyeuristic tendencies, you'll then probably feel less of an outsider then (should you want to of course). Perhaps a mail order thai bride is in order? or if you have suspicions, mabe gaychat is worth giving a call. If all those achingly long years of abstenence has left you 'a little freaky', get a cheap flight to bangkok, where you can bang cocks with some ladyboys. But what ever route you decide to chose on your long and potentially dangerous journey into sexual fulfilment, remember to always brush your teeth after every meal and floss daily, a clean mouth is a clean mind. |
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*farts |
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I laugh |
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lots of effort never going to read it thanks |
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The way you consider women is scary. |
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GET A PROSTITUE OR SOMETHING! Fucking hell, that's the only type of woman you could communicate with. |
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That's what I always tried to recommend to him but he seems to be scared by prostitutes as well. |
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i just noticed, this isn't a music forum at all. i only came here looking for info on the afx album and was alarmingly sucked in. thank you, and goodnight. take care monoid, hope you get laid soon, can i also suggest bagging yourself prozzy. |
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The statement, "You don't have to dress like metrosexual." is unneccesary. It's already clear from, "Just avoid ratty T shirts and worn out clothes." and, "Dress like you know how to use a washing machine." Don't try to be some "new man" half boy/half girl lame excuse for a human being, just to win girls. They don't respect it. Be an unapologetic, unreconstructed male and they go wild for it; it's a novelty these days. Oh and don't listen to the fashionistas, wearing a pink shirt is never acceptable on a man. You could be Steve McQueen and Andy McNab's lovechild and you'd still not be man enough to "pull it off". Fnar, fnar. |
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"Oh and don't listen to the fashionistas, wearing a pink shirt is never acceptable on a man." Only pink hats are allowed, ask Nacmat! |
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hahahaha |
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This topic looks cooler from the outside. |
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hahahhaha |
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