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yeah so last night I was farting like hell in bed. it was awsome. I ate onions so they where extra stinky. they where also quite sharp. I could just hear and feeel my anus flap when the air was passing through. PRRRReeeEEEEE...PFFFFFFRPREEEEEEEEeee....pe that last mini fart just cracks me up..*pe* haha! I love christmas farts |
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Congs |
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i'm speechless |
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i wish i'd been there :) |
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bed farts ruin everything, they are still there in the morning if youre not careful |
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You shouldnt be touching your anus flap. |
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If you have to fart a lot in Winter, when your bedroom window is closed, then you're fucked. |
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why is this so funny to me? i never seem to outgrow flatulence... swears is right...the room-wide dutch oven will kill you... i heard of a game called turtle where you, and your significant other, hide under the sheets and fart till the cows come home - whoever sticks their head up first...loses...turtle i had a friend who farted and apparently it smelled so bad it made his gfriend puke...thats classic material right there ! |
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nono I wasn't touching it (this time). my anus was flapping when the air was passing through. |
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YEAH!! FARTIN IS KOOL! ROFLMAO!!! YAY! WHATEVA! I FART BIG TIME! fuck off and die. |
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you really should give a go, you'll feel better. it's the little thinks that matter in life. and farting is one of them. |
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things* |
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hmm. the image of you (person a) in a bed smiling and farting and big (person b) being under the covers smiling is funny to me. and ive always known that turtle game as dutch ovens. that game killed a part of me ill never be able to bring back : ( |
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shaddap your face |
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morradi shaddap your face tenker jeg |
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wtf since when does a dutch oven smell like gassified food you ate last night? Our oven (wich is -dutch-) smells like breads and pizzas, and trust me, my farts atleast DO NOT smell like breads and pizzas. oh btw, i recorded one christmas fart and made two crappy songs while using the sample |
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hahahaha I totally forgot about this thread. |
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not really. if you'd actually forgot about it, you probably wouldn't have bumped after 5 years. so let me guess: you had this thread in your favs and thought it was fun the dig it up again? |
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this thread stinks |
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exactly |
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best thread bump ever |
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