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It was not very kind of jesus to the pigs to put the devils into them and make them rush down the hill into the sea. You must remember that He was omnipotent, and He could have made the devils simply go away; but He chose to send them into the pigs. I think I should put Buddha and Socrates above Him in those respects. |
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pig lover |
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thanks bertrand |
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Sorry, I did what I could at the time. Next time you need me, don't use all caps. It's like you're shouting at me. |
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Biblez0rz! |
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ROFLprayer |
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Remember kids, eating shellfish, coveting thy neighbours oxen, having buttons on your clothes, worshipping loads of different gods that look like something out of Dungeons and Dragons, not giving god lots of your goats, casting first stones, and bumming are all wrong. Especially bumming. |
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bumming or buggery is to good to be wrong |
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffff horrible jokes |
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i'm not sure you should believe everything you read about jesus. but he's still ace in my book, along with buddha and socrates. |
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I'm not above beating you to death with your own sandals. |
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Did we all have a merry little Christmas? |
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i will go on the record and say that i hate jesus because he sounded like big bird and all he did was smoke hebrew crack and beat women. he was the mike tyson of ~0 AD. |
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Fuck you Monoid |
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Jesus liked a good party! |
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If you look closely, I think you'll find that he didn't "put" the demons into them, but instead let them enter the pigs. And then the demons caused the pigs to into the lake. This keeps in line with the whole free agency thing - maybe showing that even demons should have freedom of choice. |
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i can't seem to find a decent new avatar. |
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"avatar" is another word for "a pagan god" this must be against the bible. anyone with an avatar must face the wrath of the christian god/monoid!! religion sux |
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what the fuck was God doing anyway when he made tsunamis |
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yeah, he's a complete cock. keeps making earthquakes and stuff and killing people. and his bible book thing - so many contradictions, like he doesnt know what he is doing. |
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"avatar" is another word for "a pagan god" it's a manifestation of a god, not a name. yes, religion sux. |
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I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. -- Richard Dawkins |
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perfect quote swears !!! |
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tnx for the lesson apparantly you can't exorcise without some container, like constantine with the mirror i wasnt familiar with this story at all, apparantly |
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mm, the only free choice the pigs appear to have made was to run into the sea |
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at least he now makes us respect the pig more than the muslims thank you pigs for delivering us from evil |
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