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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-12-11 13:36 [#01798434]
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from mf doom: & dangermouse
there's 4 sides to every story / if these walls could talk theyd probably still ignore me
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big
from lsg on 2005-12-11 13:38 [#01798437]
Points: 23729 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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Yeah, uhh, uhh It`s time to set yo` clock back bout as long as you can I stop daylight, it`s ludacris the maintenance man Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission You one minute fools, you wonder why y`all missin On the back of milk cartons and there`s no reward No regards, close but it`s no cigar A hard head make a soft ass, but a hard dick make the sex last
I jump in pools and make a big splash Water overflowin, so get your head right It`s all in yo` mind punk so keep your head tight Enough with tips and advice and thangs I`m big dog, havin women seein stripes and thangs They go to sleep, start snorin, countin sheep and shit They so wet, that they body start to leak and shit Just cause i`m an all-nighter, shoot all fire Ludacris, balance and rotate all tires
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swears
from junk sleep on 2005-12-11 13:39 [#01798440]
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How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what In baby who knows how long It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right When all I wanna do is wrong
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)
I clocked the jizz from a friend Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet) She said u told her a fantasy That got her all wet (Wet) Something about a little box with a Mirror and a tongue inside What she told me then got me so hot I knew that we could slide
Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (Here I am)
Gett off (Gett off)
1 2 3 - Nah, little cutie, I ain't drinkin' (Gett off) Scope this, I was just thinkin' U + me, what a ride If u was thinkin' the same We could continue outside (Gett off) Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter Strip your dress down Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy
Everybody grab a body Pump it like u want somebody
Gett off (Gett off)
So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Gett off)
In my paisley crib Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs" Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs... U better be happy that dress is still on I heard the rip when u sat down
Honey them hips is gone That's alright, I clock 'em that way Remind me of something James used to say...
"I like 'em fat" "I like 'em proud" "Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way So I can work on that zipper, baby Tonight your a star And I'm the big dipper
(Kick it)
(Gett off)
(Gett off)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-12-11 13:43 [#01798441]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular
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uzi like a metal dick in my hand magazine like a big testicle gland bitch wanna try it i said 'keep her quiet' shove it up her motherfuckin' ass and fry it
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2005-12-11 14:16 [#01798446]
Points: 7877 Status: Lurker
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i dont gang bang or shoot out bang bang the relentless lyrics the only dope i slang im a true master you can check my credentials cause I choose to use my infinite potential
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-12-11 14:28 [#01798451]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict | Followup to Dannn_: #01798446
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yes!
you beat me to it. fucking classic.
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-12-11 14:41 [#01798454]
Points: 13915 Status: Regular
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2 live crew, pop that pussy
I like the way you lick the champagne glass It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass So come on, baby, and pop it quick I fall in love when you suck my dick Bitch, you don't know? you ain't heard? Fuckin' with me, you're gonna get served See, none of my bitches, they never complain So come on, baby, and pop that thang!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-12-11 15:15 [#01798469]
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El-P.. can't remember where: don't make me bite ya face / cause it ain't like I like the taste
Busta Rhymes on that track from "The W": Straight smack a nigga right in the face like this was handball / make a mural outta his face up on a damn wall
ODB: Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy ye, shimmy ya / give me the mike so I can take it away
the first lines from CREAM: I grew up on the crime side / the new york times side / staying alive was no jive / at second hands / moms bounced to old men / So then we moved to Shaolin land
Nas in Ether: That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef / Started cockin up my weapon, slowly loadin up this ammo / To explode it on a camel, and his soldiers, I can handle
+ Rockafeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter
And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after? Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2005-12-11 15:30 [#01798473]
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Dr. Octogon
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power equator X my chance to flex skills on ampex
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-12-11 15:48 [#01798483]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular
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I think it would have to be "chwta" and "minutiae"
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big
from lsg on 2005-12-11 15:56 [#01798489]
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newannouncer's voice: drinking is very bad j-kwon: yo, i got a fake id though me: lol
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thatne
from United States on 2005-12-11 16:29 [#01798506]
Points: 3026 Status: Lurker
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all 7 and we’ll watch them fall they stand in the way of love and we will smoke them all with an intellect and a savoir-faire no 1 in the whole universe will ever compare i am yours now and u are mine and 2 gether we’ll love through all space and time, so don’t cry 1 day all 7 will die
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-12-11 20:30 [#01798589]
Points: 12878 Status: Addict
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"mista boombastic / elephantastic"
genius
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-12-11 20:39 [#01798591]
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A flea and a fly in a flue Were caught, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee." "Let us fly," said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-12-11 21:46 [#01798599]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker | Followup to cygnus: #01798434
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thats viktor vaughn man, lickupon
v drop rhymes like limes in tequilla then flip it like optimus prime into a ten wheela
(also viktor vaughn)
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-26 02:53 [#01827517]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular
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Bobby Digital
You wish you could fuck all you can do is dick suck
RZA
A day to God is a thousand years Men walk around with a thousand fears The true joy of love bring a thousand tears In the world of desire, there's a thousand snares
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-26 03:23 [#01827531]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular
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Also...
I feel that most of you soldiers are flimsy how the hell did you get over as an emcee now the dialogue injectors they simply and I respect those that hold it against me paid rules and made rules to break rules stayed cool amongst tools and fake fools gave jewels to use from cradle to grade school to the grave and still wade through the pools of I love you and I hate you
and the turntable keeps on turnin and turnin nothing can fuck w/ the way it goes around
first off focus, figure out why you wrote it what's the motive, what you use to grow it do the people want it, do they need it or would they rather that you keep it is the party not poppin, or atleast a couple of heads noddin
does the pass or fail depend on whether or not a check's gotten
is it the laughter, the love, the hope is it the aspiration to make other rappers think you're dope
is it the fans, the adoration of devils and angels the hunger, you want more than left over eggroll shit, I made a video, I ain't even got cable so if you ain't down w/ what we do you better lay low my future's made of play dough, past is made of stone virgo playboy slug is dumb building a home and it lead me to believe the 3D that I breathe thru the tv and the CD be the need to grit the teeth a 20 something wasteland, here comes the out of place space man
spread the wingspan, staring at the ocean like it was a woman
hoping that she'll let me run my toes thru her pink sand
[Chorus: 2x]
Now here I sit in this cellar writing my interpretations of Helter Skelter it goes 1 part hustler, 2 parts good guy sounds like it should,but the shit doesn't look right took my hook and pierced your skin, so now when I say jump y'all say when, when I say now all of y'all say where when I say Atmos, you say phere you know me, but just the me I let you see the me you need to so you could set yourself free you'll have to shut slug up to fuck slug up but for now baby close your mouth and and lift your butt up
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2006-01-26 03:24 [#01827532]
Points: 3756 Status: Regular
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I used to play the back of the club in study mode placing bets on who would leave the set w/ a bloody nose (headshots) headshots used to talk alot of shit used to walk alot of shit, the pretrial of accomplishment before I knew that this network existed just another baggy pants sweat shirted misfit the pilot sticker bombed spell it right S-L-U-G don't get it wrong, that shit's my life and I'm thankful for the angles, the lessons I've learned I'm happy as hell for how the carrousel turned smile at the angel that stole my sperm cuz now maybe the legend can outlive the germ
[Chorus] and the turntable keeps on turnin and turnin nothing can fuck w/ the way it goes around and the turntable keeps on turnin and turnin nothing can fuck w/ edie brikell
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2006-01-26 03:29 [#01827534]
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Check it out y'all, in tha house y'all So I can show and flow and let the people know So won't you ease on down to the yellow brick road to Compton
But first let me tell you somethin' - I possess the 10 commandments of the hip hop thugster, Known as a thief and murderer : First one - Alibi a nigga with an attitude Gotta get respected, break your mothafuckin' neck Second one - Allwayz gotta fuck outta wedlock I like it when the pussy goes snap crackle and pop Number three - I'm a gangsta fanatic I smoke any foolz tryin' to cause some static Number four - Here's what's in store A crazy-ass nigga that remains hard core Fifth one - My killings just begun I pulled out my gun, now they keep me on the run Step six - Hmmm, it's kinda tricky - Can't forget that I'm mothafuckin' chickenshit To the ones who tries to play the e - By the time you reach seven you'll be 6 feet deep Number eight - Make no mistake, Move real sneaky and you're bound to catch yo' pray Ninth one - I gotta be raw, fuck any brain-washing man made law Last but not least, I must be real - Number ten - is my appetite for des...
Pretty bad but it still cracks me and my homiezzz up
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2006-01-26 03:51 [#01827555]
Points: 2953 Status: Regular
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from the excellent Rage Against the Machine:
What? the land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy!
Now something must be done About vengeance, a badge and a gun ’cause I’ll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system I was born to rage against ’em
Now action must be taken We don’t need the key We’ll break in!
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staz
on 2006-01-26 03:55 [#01827556]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular
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Clan In Da Front:
You become so Pat as my style increases What's that in your pants ahhh human feces! Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper Next time come strapped with a fuckin Pamper
GZA!
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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-01-26 07:42 [#01827667]
Points: 4396 Status: Regular
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Metal Bucetation [Massacration]
Hey, hey, hey (AAAAA AW) Hey, hey, hey (AAAAA AW) Hey, hey, hey (AAAA AAAAH AW)
Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh (hey! hey! hey!) Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh ooooh ooooh AAAA AAAAH AW! Vamos lá todo mundo! Metal!
All the Nation Stop the punhetation! Decretado eu sou!
All the Nation Fuck the bucetation! It's on fire! yaaaaaw!
Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh (hey! hey! hey!) Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh (hey! hey! hey!) Vamos lá todo mundo! Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh (hey! hey! hey!) Oooooh oooooh oooh oooh oooh
AAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAW!!!Blonde Hammet!
Hold the pirocation! Hold the bucetation! I don't take it!-
Please the pirocation! Fuck the bucetation! I don't take it!
All the piruation! Fuck the piruation! Fucking Your Soul! Fucking Your Soul!
#$%¨@ation! @%$ation! @#$#%$*ation! #¨$*&¨%* alll! Oooooh!
Metal!!!
AAAAA AW AAAAA AAAAH AW AAAAA AW AAAAA AAAAH AW AAAAA AW AAAAA AAAAH AW
Metal!!! Bucetation!!!!
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-01-26 07:49 [#01827669]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker | Followup to stefano_azevedo: #01827667
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errrrr? :)
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2006-01-26 08:09 [#01827681]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker | Followup to cygnus: #01798434
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i've got some rhymes i'll be posting shortly.
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