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•If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? •If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? •Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? •Is there another word for synonym? •Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? •When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? •When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? •Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? •Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? •Why do they report power outages on TV? •What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? •Is it possible to be totally partial? •What's another word for thesaurus? •If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? •Would a fly without wings be called a walk? •Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? •Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? •If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? •If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? •If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? •When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? •Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? •If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? •Why is the word abbreviation so long? •When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? •If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right???????????????????? |
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you and your retorical questions |
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wow.......someone has a lot of time on their hands.... |
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that was like the stuff in the stupid forwarded emails i keep getting from stupid annoying people i don't like. |
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are you saying you don't like me. :( |
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ummm...yes. nah, i'm just being silly!!! y0wzA!!! |
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mom and dad stop yelling your wrecking my birthday! |
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Si osama......porque os mata????? a joke for those who can read in spanish..... |
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he he, the really funny thing is that it's really my birthday |
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?If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? -No ?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? -No. THey are put on suicide watch like any mentally malformed indefidual that threatens suicide. ?Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? -Not troubled and insecure. Plants think and act at a much slower rate than people. However, they might grow at a slower rate, and have deformed foliage. ?Is there another word for synonym? -Ever thought of using Google.com to find these anwers? ?Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? -I suggest you learn what the latin/greek root for practice might be before you start asking questions like that. ?When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? -No. They probly do the same thing as normal people do when they strike. They will just discontinue any work that may make any profit for the company that is ripping them off. ?When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? -No, only if it is a pressure sealed tube (a la tylenol or advil container style) container of cotton swabs ?Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? -Nebraska ?Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? -Most cats will not actually eat any prey they catch. Hunting mice is a kind of practice to them. ?Why do they report power outages on TV? -Because they can. ?What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? -You shoot it. ?Is it possible to be totally partial? -Kind of. ?What's another word for thesaurus? -Book of synonyms. ?If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? -Not if he is self employed ?Would a fly without wings be called a walk? -No. It would usually be called an insect. ?Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afr |
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Ohhhh... I had all the questions answered too.... Well, one more [cause I don't feel like typing all that shyte again :(]; ?When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? -Boxes |
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"?What's another word for thesaurus? -Book of synonyms" ha! that's 3 words fool! |
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? They are afraid somebody will live in them, or hang around to cruise for gay sex. |
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maby you dont want sombody bardging in while your dropping the cosbys off at the pool |
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'"?What's another word for thesaurus? -Book of synonyms" ha! that's 3 words fool!' Fine than... bibliosynomicon :P |
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...well, you showed me :( |
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Or 'Alternawordybook' |
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heh. |
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ha, that's good... |
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