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Here is another exciting tale from the scales. I scanned it off the back of a box of 2 philly steak and cheese Lean Pockets. Sarah's favorite flavour is barbeque and, being my heroine for losing so much weight, I will try those next. |
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Intro....G D F D x 4, G D E D x 4 G Well, she wore big knickers, G D E D And she worked on a sewage farm, G I got me hand down her jeans an', G D E D I nearly lost half me arm, F D But after ten pints,she looked quite fit, C Bb Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits. G E F E Sweaty Betty, x2 G G D E D So I said slap that and ride the ripples, G G D E D I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples, F D She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts, C Bb Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh. G Sweaty Betty, D She eats a lot of pies, F Sweaty Betty, D She's got enormous thighs, G Sweaty Betty, D Have you smelt her breath, F Sweaty Betty, D She'll crush a man to death G D E D x2. G G D E D And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her, G G D E D So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger, F D I couldn't believe the size of her bum, C Bb She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. G D F D x4 Sweaty Betty Sweaty Betty , Sweaty Betty , Sweaty Betty. F D An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born, C Bb But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm G D F D x 4 Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits, Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end....} Sweaty Betty She's so obscene, Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine, Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard, Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard. |
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c'mon, phobiazero is a good dude. Let's not make fun of his wife. |
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my humble apologies, bettyazero |
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haha dude, you always post pics of food i've eaten in the past week. First with the pop tarts and now this. |
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this is the sort of hard-hitting journalism i've come to expect from wmw! thanks, you put geraldo to shame! |
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aha. i like her thin face...ah my new avatar . thx w M w |
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she looks happier in the fat pic |
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im not going for happy here, its a kinda look-at-me-now-im-evil-incarnate-and-thin-kinky kinda face... as a matter of fact, its quite erotic come to think about it. |
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philly steak and cheese Lean Pockets are pretty darn good |
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that was fucking beutifal i but personally dont dig the premade food kind of dealy-o but that is one sexy bitch |
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The fat "before" picture looks like my office boss. It's funny, she eats all the low-fat diet products, as well as all the usual junk food crap, and wonders why she isn't losing weight. Then, if I get some KFC for lunch or something, (whick I can't even afford to do very often) she gives me a lecture about cholesterol. |
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