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I just became a moderator and started by slashing out this topic. There are more good jokes to come. |
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more good jokes? just one would do. |
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I don't believe you. Anyway congs really. |
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get the green ooze from shredder! |
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mutagen... mutagen. |
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leonardo |
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OMG LOOK OUT DONATELLO! |
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qrter, you are the Steven Seigal of moderators. Steven Seigal is a fag, but the characteristic I meant to stress was being good at kicking ass, not being a fag. Nevertheless, I suppose others could draw their own similarities and differences between these two things. |
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hey guys wanna pizza? |
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stop foolin awound! |
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Remember that one time I threatened to kill you. That was hilarious. This is weird; for the last 6 days my sleeping pattern has been exactly 2 hours out of phase with the length of an earth day. So I've been going to sleep 2 hours later each day. Right now it's about 7 in the morning as far as I know and I havn't slept yet. When I sleep I hug my pillow and pretend it's my girlfriend. It's really not quite pretend as much as firmly believe. With a good enough imagination you can have any girl you want. Tonight I'm going to believe my pillow is qrter. |
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What I would like to see is some mutagen given to a tyranosaurus rex. I mean... god damn, that would be awesome. A tyranosaurus rex is practically on mutagen to begin with. |
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meat should grow on trees. |
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it'd be amazingly small with a sqeuaky voice and a gun attached to its belly. |
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you are strangely obsessed with homosexuality. |
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I am gay for you. There, I said it. |
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I think you've been saying it for about 2 years now. |
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haha! The ninja turtles are awesome! My fave is Leonardo. |
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U R TEH BEST!!1 |
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did you guys hear Mr. Miyagi died? |
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I wish you'd take the hint. |
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)c: |
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only joking, my lovely little zombie! |
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i love this kind of topic titles |
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Why? |
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dunno, maybe 'cos they are full of mistery... |
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Because he is italian. |
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nahhh... that's not the point, and now let me finish my spaghetti... ... ... |
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If you don't eat turkey, you support terrorism |
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ohhh... someone give me a turkey... i mean now!!! |
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,m 6 |
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i totally tuned into the fact that you got moded... it was a paradigm shift that I so noted...dogs started chasing their tails form clockwise to anticlockwise in mid chase and I thought...hmm I wonder if W got modded... and the next day the sky dripped vanilla jalapeno bean curd icing in one spot in my kitchen cupboard and thought...hmmm.... was that W's first moded action? so congrats but anymore crazy fabric of reality tearing decisions down my burg... you send a warning first okay? |
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a nice turkey everyday became near me |
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Ah yes, in my sworn moderator duty to protect law abiding xltronicians and the great space king, PhobiaNegativeOne, from evil multiple accounted space trolls, I found myself both, in the middle of a space battle with Captain J H Frito, and a really long run on sentence. I was forced to use my backup B7 matter regenerating foot lasers. Two missed but the 3rd hit him directly on his left canine tooth, regenerating him into can of campbells split pea soup (after which I was easily able to banish him back to his home planet Goatse.cx 4). If I had known the 2 missed laser blasts would materialize as jalapeno bean curd in your kitchen cupboard, I would have had the decency to make it chocolate. I'm very sorry about that, but at least the citizens of xltronic are safe. (In next week's harrowing episode, w M w is told the disturbing truth: Captain J H frito was... w M w's own multiple account, and now our hero, w M w, must stand trial before the great king phobiaNegativeOne (and by 'before' I mean 'in front of' not 'before in time', if you know what iIi mean Hnyuk Hnyuk Hynuk bip ba bip ba bip ba MOOOOOOSE SEX |
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I feel so much safer already. thank you officer moderating exterminator sir I have a few requests as your favourite page turner general that I will sent wrapped in moose fur and carried by dyslexic carrier pigeons that are quite likely to miss your address on account of your palindromic identity so I suppose you should not wait for them after all because the dyslexic carrier pigeons have a very staunch union that rage against any attempts of putting corrective lenses on those damned postal flying rats or maybe with your new ultra liquid powers injected by Fear-1 the king of all that will be in the grey green background you could do some union busting |
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congratulations! here is a picture of a mate gourd. it can be useful maybe. |
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