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I heard shope eats people. is this true? signed panda |
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that would cook up a treat on thee old bbq |
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yes, i have experienced it first hand, i mean literally, i have one hand left after the experience |
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you type fantastically for having merely one hand! |
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Not cool, shope. Not cool at ALL. |
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I hear it was babies, not people. |
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he thinks it is funny |
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was your hand a baby? glen-margareth bohnsack was once in peril of being eaten by Jason Shope, as his one leg is a baby. |
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Why do you hate babies shope?!?! They help me move and pack boxes! |
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what a nasty piece of work that Shope is. |
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OMG! I knew I shouldn't have brought him here when I knew Shope was around. SHOPE! YOU RETURN THIS YOUNG MANS LEG THIS INSTANT! |
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you can even see the weird misshapen bitemarks on his leg where shope's weird misshapen teeth had bit into. |
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I don't hate babies. I love them! |
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yeah, it's fucking gross! |
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ZGOMGOMGOM!!!!! WE HAVE PROOF i have to make a new smiley for this :A |
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RETURN THE LEG! |
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:V |
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My refund policy on eaten body parts takes two to three days to process. |
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:[] |
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One time, I was having a conversation with Mr. Shope about whether our universe is or isn't merely a containment field created by Zurych II, king of the Jiip quasar, to protect the rest of the multiverse from a fiercly replicating disease known as "The Stinkiness". "So, everything in our universe is-" "Wait!", said epohs, cutting me off and looking at me strangely for awhile... Then, as I stood not knowing what to think, he proceeded to take a big slow lick of the right side of my face. His tongue raised my eyelid and licked my eyeball too. "Mmmmmmm..." he said. Well I was a little bit confused, but I guessed it was just a sign of affection. "...thank you... Mr. Shope" I said, trying to laugh weakly. Then I continued my train of thought, slightly distracted. "so... so anyway,... oxygen, hydrogen... all the elements in our universe are part of that stinkiness. It isn't stinky to us because we evolved from it." Shope didn't seem to be listening but rather seemed dreamy with his head slightly cocked while staring at me. "so... so...." I tried to continue, but then Mr. Shope gently took a bite out of my face, leaving a large chunk missing like a bitten apple. "Mr. Shope! I would prefer if you didn't do that!" I interjected. But after he finished chewing and swalling, he reached his head out for another sensual bite, this time of my right ear. Well, Shope completely devoured me that day, despite my polite asking of him to stop, but luckily he crapped me out a few days later. Mr. Shope is a people eater, ladies and gentlemen, but he is not a monster! He always poops them back out the same exact way they were. Always. |
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*burp* |
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haahah!!! Thats the best one yet !!! it displays an utter abundance of horror and shock!!! |
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:Y |
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