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This particular saddle was once upon a time owned by Steven Seagals younger brother, Adam Seagal. Adam was kind of short, and thus had trouble with sitting in rooms where lots of people gathered, such as cinemas and voting-rallies, as there always was some huge guy sitting right in front of him.. most often this was his brother, Steven. On his 13th birthday, Adams father gave him this saddle because he at least wanted one of his sons to keep up the family legacy and take care of the "Double S Ranch." Adam, however, had never been interested in horses, as that part of his brain had been surgically removed at birth due to it hanging outside of his head, but as this was the only gift he'd ever gotten from his father, he decided he really was going to use it for good. Adam started bringing the saddle with him to every type of aforementioned event where people gathered, and suddenly a new world opened to Adam; he finally saw his first movie (Ferris Beuller's day off) at 14. Normally, one would expect the story to end about here.. Adam had overcome all the difficulties connected with his height, and everyting was dandy. Fate, however, had other plans. On july the 16th 1987, Adam, after heavy group pressure by his peers, ate the root of a pine tree and grew 51 inches in two days. He couldn't really find any use for his saddle anymore and auctioned it off. It then went missing for many years before resurfacing in Paris in 1999 where an archaeologist named Quock Quock Brett found it in his back yard. Quock sold it to the Louvre where it still resides to this day. |
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This particular saddle was owned by 1 Ian Noll. Ian started constructing this saddle in late 1989 along with the help of two old cowboys he met when he went for a "horsey ride". Ian was a big fan of saddles since then. His mum bought him a plastic one to tie him over (until christmas) but as much as he loved it it wasnt good enough. Now trust me he loved the plastic one. He sat it on his computer chair and pretended to gallop while he typed. Uttering a profound "yeeeeee haw!!" everytime he hit the reply button. Although he was awaiting one for christmas he couldnt wait. It was May 89 and Ian began gathering materials. At first he made a rough paper model using plaster of paris and paper and banana peels but it didnt turn out right (and smelled of funk later) In the early 90's Ian got together with "bebop" Bob Dexter and "Horse eye" Thad Smoyer to develop a revolutionary saddle. Both Dexter and Smoyer were pumped upon talking to Ian but as time went on Ian's abstract ideas chased away both Dexter and ol "Horse eye" smoyer away from the project. For the next several years Ian used the flesh of armadillos and all even pages of the Yellow pages to created the pictured model he later dubbed "narfelbog". Nerfelbog was only used twice and was mounted on an unsuspecting Nigel Sheilds on consecutive New Years eve parties at Qrter's house. |
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Here is one that once belonged to John Lennon. It was given to him by Yoko and is made out of pure love. This makes the saddle extremely comfortable to sit on, but it also makes you fall in love with everyone and everything you see. About a month later, John was caught performing lewd acts with a camel, and Yoko was furious. Later she realised that Johns adultery was her own fault, as she was the one who had given him the saddle of pure love, and she immediately threw the saddle out on the streets. By strange coincidence, the person who subsequently discovered the saddle was Eva Peron. She immediately let out a small sigh of love when she saw it, and fucked the next man that passed her (Mike Paradinas). From there on, the story of the saddle is well-known, so a short bullet-list should suffice: * 1980 - appeared at the playboy mansion * 1984 - A-ha used it in a video shoot, but the scenes were deleted, as they would never pass censorship * 1990 - Bought by Dolce Y Gabbana * 1991 - Sold by Dolce Y Gabbana as their own creation * 1999 - Donated to the John Lennon memorial museum in Cleveland |
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this thread is too wacky for me |
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I use hairy men as saddles. You heard me, fuckers--I like them penii. In the ocean I don't ride dolphins, I ride squid, with a tentacle up the ass and a beak firmly clamped onto ZE BALLS. The yoke of god can be found in a yokel's loins, say I. |
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picz plz |
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BUMP |
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This particulary is not a very special saddle. It has originally been made for usage in horsery, jockey clubs or any activities involving horses, but actually it never achieved it's goal. Seen by a saddle expert while being unloaded of a deliver truck, it was selected for a photo session. Flashes, closes and takes after, it was uploaded to the world wide web, from where it can now be found and used to ilustrate threads in messageboards. This saddle can now be found in the show window of a specialized shop, where it will be always away from real horses. |
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this is spam. i wanted to understand it's story but i just ain't able to. |
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Side Saddle On The Golden Calf |
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amazing level of absurdity :) lol |
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enuff alreddi |
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<3 |
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