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offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 04:49 [#01706875]
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When I win the lotto I'm going to have one rroom that is
literrally just mattrress. Everry inch including walls and
celling arre going to be mattrress. That would be FAB.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-26 04:50 [#01706876]
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Worst Anus_Presley post
everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-26 04:50 [#01706877]
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sounds like a holding cell in a mental institution to me.

y'can get one of them for free, y'know.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-26 04:51 [#01706878]
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fuck off with the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-26 04:51 [#01706879]
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lol


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 04:52 [#01706880]
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HAHA. Yeah, as posts go it is shitty, but it's a drream of
mine. No trrouble when you'rre pissed getting into bed.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 04:52 [#01706881]
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You rr's


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-26 04:56 [#01706885]
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I'd jump around in a spasmastic retarded fashion untill I
collapse with exhaustion and fall asleep.


 

offline ymenard on 2005-08-26 05:06 [#01706900]
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Yeah for the room make it a toilet. A toilet all
mattressed. Weeeeeee!!!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-08-26 05:20 [#01706917]
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A load of matresses from a dump, some 6 inch carpentry nails
to secure the mattresses, a hammer and some old carpet
offcuts to cover the surface. You could do it yourself for
under £100.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-26 05:26 [#01706922]
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can you imagine how that would smell


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-26 05:30 [#01706927]
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*bounces off matress walls*

if i win ill buy u all a drink and ae tickets


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-08-26 05:30 [#01706928]
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Yes, I used to work as a council labourer and had to move
dumped matresses etc. so it's more a case of 'remembering',
rather than 'imagining'. :-/


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-26 05:31 [#01706929]
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:D!


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-26 06:11 [#01706949]
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awesome

my post is shit

kthxbye

evoldave


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 15:19 [#01707244]
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I've tipped about 800 mattrresses tonight. I was thinking of
stealing some.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-08-26 15:23 [#01707245]
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i live near a mattress institute!, i could put in a good
work for you!


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-26 15:26 [#01707247]
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you idiot, it would be pitch dark.
if everything is mattress you don't have windows or
anything! and you can't have a lamp sticking out somewhere
(that is if you're planning on bumping around there or
whatever it is you and your mattress buddies do)
just THINK man, THINK!

this is not only the worst post but also the worst idea
ever


also; how are ya carl


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 15:31 [#01707249]
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haha, you'rre totally rright, i didn't think about lighting,
in my head it was just rreally brright and bouncy. i'll have
to rre-think the idea a little bit.

otherr than that i guess i'm ok, i'm not totally
surre.
at this second in time i'm in a bit of a pissed off state.
9.45pm finish... get home 3 to 4 cans... settle down. but
i'm all drrank up... fucking bitch at the shop must have had
the doorrs shut at about 5 to 10, the fucking cunt. so i've
just eaten the house out literrally.

and yourrself? grreat i bet.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-08-26 15:36 [#01707252]
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you can place the lamps in the corners and slightly below
the surface of surrounding mattresses. There's a very little
chance you hit one. And if this is not enough, you can put a
transparent plastic membranes over the lamps and attach them
to the 3 adjoining walls.

I share your dream


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-08-26 15:39 [#01707254]
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Didn't Wilt Chamberlain have a room like that, constructed
specifically for orgies? I hope the mattresses/cushions were
removable and easy to wash.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-26 15:41 [#01707257]
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good to hear you guess you're ok, that should do. i'm not
great, just fine, holiday in a week which should be good

anyways, stop the idiotic ideas! what would be next, a
chocolate bike? 'i could eat it once i have reached my
destination' or something

anyways, i'm off to watch von triers Dogville which starts
in a few minutes.
it better be good


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 15:43 [#01707258]
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He sounds like a smarrt man.

QRDL: you can place the lamps in the corners and slightly
below the surface of surrounding mattresses


Fantastic idea. That's what I'd do, the mattrress on the
rroof and upperr walls don't rreally need to be
therre, so it would be no harrdship to have some lights
built in, they'd neverr get knocked.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-26 15:43 [#01707259]
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It's shit.
Hey, I'm going to be in Amsterdam in a weeks time.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-26 20:09 [#01707370]
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mmm... amsterdam!


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-08-26 22:33 [#01707389]
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when i was younger (and thought i'd be rich for whatever
reason when i grew up) i would think about cool rooms i
could do.

this is very similar to one of them. i wanted all padded
walls and ceiling with a bouncy floor.

another one i remember is a room where all the walls were
speakers.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-08-27 06:05 [#01707492]
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what about trampoline room, ahhh ahhh ahaha


 

offline staz on 2005-08-27 06:13 [#01707497]
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So you're building a mental institution?


 


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