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Ever been to a prison?
 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-20 05:14 [#01701060]
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?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-08-20 05:15 [#01701062]
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if i see you there Monoid, your ass is mine.



 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-20 05:16 [#01701063]
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I just killed my whole family....


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-08-20 05:18 [#01701066]
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i could make a list of people i would like you to hit-off

starting with the north end of town, then takeing out most
of the yuppies on the south end of town

that should give you soemthing to do for a while...


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-20 05:23 [#01701071]
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been to a prison?

try to make some fucking sense, man. do you mean 'have you
ever been in prison?'

i don't usually visit them like i do museums for example.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-20 05:25 [#01701073]
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Why not? My uncle is in prison, he was riding his bike
DRUNK!!


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-08-20 05:26 [#01701074]
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Hey Monoid, how's your virginal cock doing?


 

offline patman from Liverpool, England on 2005-08-20 05:27 [#01701075]
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I was fucking this girl once, and she was all like,
"Stop it, you're hurting me!"
And I was all like,
"Chill the fuck out bitch, I've nearly finished!"
Then I came in her, so I had to punch the cunt in her
stomache.
Anyway, long story short, I'm in Strangeways doing five to
six.
(My friend smuggled a palm top in for me, up his arse.)



 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-08-20 05:29 [#01701076]
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Yeah! Pat is feelin' the prison-love-story vibe!!!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-20 05:34 [#01701078]
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It is doing nothing. Why god gave me a pewnis i will never
know


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-08-20 05:43 [#01701082]
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Maybe a visit in prison will give you the answer.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-08-20 05:44 [#01701083]
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I went to dubai prison, just got a warning, for throwing
eggs at a security guard. My mates have been in for trying
to steal a car, oposite his house, ultra clever stylee


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-20 05:46 [#01701086]
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no...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-20 05:51 [#01701091]
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offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-20 06:06 [#01701098]
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neva


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-20 07:07 [#01701123]
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I am one of the few who havent.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-08-20 07:12 [#01701125]
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Only in movieland


 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2005-08-20 07:12 [#01701126]
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i had to sit in a holding cell all day once. I was smart
enough to shove the heroin up my nostril, a good tip if your
ever searched. I ended up eating it and got nicely toasted.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-08-20 07:20 [#01701128]
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Yes.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-20 07:23 [#01701130]
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Does that count? Because i've been in holding cells before


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-08-20 08:27 [#01701179]
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A guy i know from high school is doing 26 years minimum for
murder, some messy little scrap over a heroin deal
apparently. He's going to be Forty Fucking Three by
the time he gets out. Insane.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-20 09:30 [#01701203]
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Monoid, maybe if you go to prison you'll be forced to talk
to your cell mate and develop some real-life social skills.
Maybe if it'd all work out, you wouldn't have to complain
her about being a virgin when you got out...


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-20 09:32 [#01701204]
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I'm currently there.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-20 09:36 [#01701206]
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I guess now that some prisons have internet access, we
wouldn't know if a certain poster was a serial killer
serving a life sentence.. Maybe that would explain some of
the gloominess and desperation.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-20 09:39 [#01701207]
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or tridenti's post count *ba-dum-tshh!*
I kid, I kid..


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-20 10:04 [#01701222]
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Really? I did not know that


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-20 10:24 [#01701237]
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monoid-you really are a strange twat.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-20 15:42 [#01701534]
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never been to federal "fuck me in the ass" prison. i
done some change in county one time tho. i was in there
during 9/11. tmi, yeah i know. tell anyone and i'll cut
you!


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-20 15:46 [#01701536]
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you now what they make you do in prison right?

TOSS THE SALAD!!!!!


 

offline tango from Doncaster (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-20 15:52 [#01701540]
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i had to fix a machine in a west london prison once , went
right into the main part where the inmates were milling
around , and the guard just went ahead of me and had time
following him up the stairs and a couple of inmates kinda
tried to get in my way , maybe trying to start something i
wasnt keen to stop and ask, i just dodged around em and kept
on going - i didnt fancy any more calls there after, its
intresting to visit but i dont intend to stay!


 

offline OK on 2005-08-20 16:33 [#01701569]
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where do you think I post from?


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-08-20 19:27 [#01701685]
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I have been to one. "Just visiting," thanks. There is a
minimum security bit in a like, aircraft hangar and it's
bunks on the sides and down the middle the guys were quite
unkind. Then, in the maximum security area, I was there
with a piping hot blonde, and one of the inmates wanked
through the bars, like in The Silence of the Lambs it was
gross.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-20 19:32 [#01701689]
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when i was younger i delivered pizzas to prison guards


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-20 19:32 [#01701690]
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france?


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-08-20 20:49 [#01701733]
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i visited a prison in kindergarten. it was a class trip,
believe it or not..


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-21 07:10 [#01701911]
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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-21 10:57 [#01702144]
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I actually just got out of Dane County jail at around 4am.

:/


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-21 15:02 [#01702401]
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i hate to say it, but kinda loled, vp. :S

I read your post up above, and thought "spoke to soon
brian.
"

:)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-21 15:04 [#01702404]
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hahaah! :D

I cant wait to get my court date out of the way and
hopefully have everything ironed out. i just want this over
and done with


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-21 15:05 [#01702405]
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THE FISH
KILLED MY FAMILY


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-21 15:06 [#01702407]
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Yeah, run-ins with the law must fucking blow. I actually
kinda scare myself sometimes thinking about being wrongly
accused from some shit.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-21 15:07 [#01702409]
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I've always wondered what that's about...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-08-21 15:07 [#01702410]
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for some shit..


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-21 15:09 [#01702412]
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wait what? i read that but couldnt make sense of it


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-21 15:13 [#01702413]
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oh, it may be only me creating myths from random words and
sentences, but something about you not being allowed to have
bank-account 'n sumfin' sumfin.

I hope I didn't divulge information of a secret manner, but
I know I read it on here and you said it, so I'm guessing it
may not even be a secret or anything in particular and you
don't even have to answer.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-21 15:18 [#01702422]
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Overall i was wasted and through a mixed drink through some
girls front window when i was leaving her house. She was
talking big shit. I drank 85% of a bottle of rum so i was
tanked to say the least.

I got lost and continued asking for directions and wandered
around for a while and somehow made a big circle.

Some guy said "i dont know where that street is either but
you can ask those officers right there and theyd help you"

Not knowing I was back at the same house i approached the
officers and explained i was drunk and lost. They were very
kind and curtious until my dipwad friend yelled "dont break
anymore windows on your way" and they pretty much cuffed me
right away.

Drunken mistake. I spent a bit in a holding cell and then
they put me in jail.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-21 15:20 [#01702423]
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ah... and they took away your bank-account?

did you see my partial nudity?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-21 15:21 [#01702425]
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No. the bank isnt related to this. Thats a seperate thing.

partial nudity? LOL

*checks it out*


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-21 15:22 [#01702428]
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ah, ok.. then I probably wondered most about the bank, but
past is past.

it's the holiday pictures thread.


 


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