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anyone ever give themselves a facial......
 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-17 18:57 [#01698730]
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ok so heres the low down. so this weekend i get home after
dropping off the lady, im hornier than a motherfucker so i
decide to jump online for some hot free porn. after a few
minutes the free galleries werent doing it for me so i
logged off and popped in my only actual porno dvd "Teen
Power #??" on the television. so i lay myself out on the bed
and get to work....after a nice 15 minute session i was
ready to blow so i did my patented ball jostle and shaft
grab technique to bring out the gooey goodness.. my orgasm
kicks in, and i guess an entire day of hanging around the
girlfriend and not gettin any really backed my plumbing up
because my load must have shot 4 feet into the air....most
of it landing on my face...fuckkk i immediately froze up,
eyes and mouth shut tight....i gave myself a fuckin facial
cumshot on accident. any of u guys ever have this happen??


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-08-17 19:00 [#01698734]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-17 19:00 [#01698735]
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this should be in the TRUTH thread

 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-17 19:04 [#01698744]
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i bet you did it on purpose

 

offline nene from United States on 2005-08-17 19:52 [#01698791]
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I don't get that sort of distance.

 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-17 19:55 [#01698792]
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i don't get that kind of distance anymore. when i was 18 i
could get it well over my shoulder, though.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-08-17 19:56 [#01698793]
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If you've taken a load on your face then you are now
officially a gay. Welcome.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-17 19:57 [#01698794]
Points: 6196 Status: Lurker



admit it you were blaitently trying to blow urself

 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-17 20:20 [#01698799]
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Then your grandmother came out of the woodwork and said
"Boy, you just scored a million points."


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-17 20:34 [#01698803]
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"admit it you were blaitently trying to blow urself"

unfortunately ive tried and came up about 3 inches short of
my tongue.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-17 20:40 [#01698810]
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oh man u deserve bonus xlt points for way iver the top
honesty :D


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-18 00:26 [#01698870]
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homosexual
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