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If you were Aphex - What move would you make now?
 

offline paulriker on 2005-08-06 02:27 [#01685423]
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If you were Aphex twin, what would you do now in your life?
You have made a lot of good techno records. But what now?
Learn an instrument? Just carry one? Eating 10 bowels of
sugar puffs? Get a job?

Tell me?


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-08-06 02:36 [#01685424]
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go on the internet and laugh at people like you


 

offline paulriker on 2005-08-06 02:38 [#01685426]
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Sorry?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-08-06 02:59 [#01685432]
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Have sex with Squarepusher.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-08-06 03:08 [#01685434]
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have a threesome with autechre


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 03:29 [#01685442]
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Ahoy there PaulRiker :)

I would keep making records, im sure that Aphex didn't start
making music for financial gain. Now that he is minted he
can just afford to make music to please himself i guess.
But a new challenge is needed for the guy...maybe he could
take singing lessons and start a Jamiroquai tribute band


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2005-08-06 03:30 [#01685443]
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I'd come on the internet and teach you how to spell.

e.g.

1.
"Just carry one" = Just carry on

2.
bowels = the intestine
bowl = a hemispherical vessel, wider than it is deep, used
for holding food or fluids

I suspect you meant to use the latter spelling.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-06 03:41 [#01685448]
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bishop to g7. check and mate.

[i'm so funny, hohhohoho]

Hello paulriker ! ;)


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-08-06 04:14 [#01685459]
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if i were aphex, id cut my fucking hair! its fucking 2005
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for god sakes not 1989! !!!!!


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-08-06 05:17 [#01685496]
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if i was Aphex I would write an autobiography and have a
signing session in Derby


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 05:24 [#01685503]
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I'd start my own religion proclaiming me the anti-christ;
have any of you seen the picture of his playing at
Neighbourhood (in Ladbrokegrove next to Playstation the
skate park), freakishly similar to Jesus (except with a
smoky haze, decks etc.);It'd be fairly easy to create my own
religion, i'd have all of XLT and the rest of the
underground world at my feet.

PRAISE ME!


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 05:26 [#01685505]
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oh yea hello paulriker

ps. you want to get far in XLT you have praise me.
hahahahaha! *multiple lightning strikes.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2005-08-06 05:27 [#01685506]
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I'd release every track I've ever made for free on the
internet and then start/finish drukqsII and SAWIII


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 05:29 [#01685509]
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praise me


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-06 05:40 [#01685517]
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I thought Aphex Twin was one of the London suicide bombers?


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 07:55 [#01685598]
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I was, my incarnation is Xeron


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-06 08:16 [#01685639]
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The answer is quite simple:

back, back, forward, back, half circle forward and both
punch buttons at the same time.


 

offline thecrimsonguard from ∞ (United States) on 2005-08-06 08:44 [#01685671]
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if i were aphex i'd probably start making country/western
electronic music just to further alienate fans...all
analogue of course.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-06 10:00 [#01685729]
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I'd make a breast move.


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 11:41 [#01685812]
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Make another album or in other words rip/piss somebody off


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-06 12:30 [#01685865]
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NORTH AMERICAN TOUR!!!!!!!!


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 12:32 [#01685869]
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No, UK and Mars tour!


 

offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 12:33 [#01685871]
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Or what about Gloucestershire (England) tour?


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-06 12:34 [#01685874]
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praise me


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-06 12:35 [#01685877]
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FAKE HIS OWN DEATH!!!!!!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-06 12:43 [#01685881]
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swim the English channel


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-06 13:21 [#01685912]
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Seriously, the genre is dead. The music-consuming populace
has heard one too many snare rushes and 'drills' on car
insurance commercials and the like to ever think that such
music is 'cool' again.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-08-06 13:25 [#01685916]
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the genre (whatever you like to call it) is much more then
snare rushes. snare rushes are so 1994.

still i would like to se some more progress in the genre,
not only nostalgic 303 acid.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-08-06 13:30 [#01685918]
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ADMIT HE HAS HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES!!!!!!


 

offline rogu rarebit from beggin' for leggings on 2005-08-06 13:34 [#01685922]
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FCUK APHERX TWIGN


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-06 13:35 [#01685923]
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he should come over to my place and we can jam on some
smojphace and sandpaper-scratch sabbath covers.


 


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