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Like any other fish, a penius needs 3 things: Numbre 1) a host since it is a parasite Numbre 2) stories read to it and of course... Numbre 3) fish food You will probably first notice the penius attached to your body. Don't be alarmed as this is normal. This takes care of numbre 1. Number 2 is easy; just read it about 1 story a nuight. Good examples are "wish fish" and "the sneeches on the beaches". Now numbre 3 is a bit more difficult because feeding your penius too MUCH ccan kill it, as well as feeding it too LITTLE. Just put ONE (only one) pinch of goldfish flakes in your pants per morning. Do not be alarmed. Peniuses rarely bite and they are NOT venemous. This will last the rest of the day. I hope you have found this guide useful in growing yourself a healthy penius. |
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*takes notes* |
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I heard someone died of penius once is this true w M w? |
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penius? |
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Yes, kt is VERY true. But that was a rare case so don't worry. |
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You can actually restore your fore skin with 10 minutes of tugging a day. I saw it on penn and tellar's bullshit. |
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Wow |
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PALMEIRO GOT IT!!!!!!! |
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*mental picture of old man dropping pants* ... :( |
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* :( * |
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most circumcised men would have a few miles of foreskin by now, wouldn't they? |
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