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time to trade her in for a younger version me thinks |
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britney is awesome, stop it! |
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well if you don't want her I'll take her off your hands. I'm sure I could find some use for her |
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how old is she now? 25? her tits will be starting to sag, and she'll be struggling to get into that schoolgirl outfit, which to be honest was the only good thing she ever did. |
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Time to trade her in for a VCR I say.... |
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i like her and think she is cute, fuck you guys |
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Hey, thats you opinion. She's horrendous IMO....Real greasy like... |
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I like that Jentina bird, well classy. |
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britney taught me how to love again |
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That sounds.....sticky. |
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it sounds implausible, more like. |
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He said "love" when he meant "reach climax through furious self-gratification". |
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and I get the idea that a wide range of adult videos will have taught him more about that than Spears ever could've done. |
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I think he "gets off" on that vaguely reprimanding, soft porn, come hither yet actually quite prudish and mumsy vibe. |
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betamax more like it. |
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He thinks Robert Mugabe's a much maligned, tragically misunderstood genius. Or so I've heard... |
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Today's word is "Climax". I am hoping to get The Best of Blue Climax on DVD. |
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he's refined he's sublime he makes you feel fine though very much maligned and misunderstood but if you know robert mugabe he's a real crowd pleaser he's ever so good, he's robert mugabe ROBERT MUGABE! ROBERT MUGABE! HE'S ROBERT MUGABE! ROBERT MUGABE! ROBERT MUGABE! HE'S ROBERT MUGABE! |
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I wish todays word really was "Climax". Maybe then I could relax a little. |
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Nice one! |
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anyone got any white farmers? laaavleeee |
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Have you got the 'comic strip presents' dvd? |
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so some form of vaselined footage of Robert Mugabe taking a bath would be in order. |
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Not yet, it's out now is it, the box set? There are so many I am looking forward to seeing again, some I only saw the once "back in the day" like Dirty Movie and Geno, quite a few I missed as well. ... I am keen to re-live the Bad News', Slags, Fistfull of Travellers Cheques, MR JOLLY (fucking hell), Three men and a car, Suzie, Five go mad... My Amazon order is just about to go through in three seconds. |
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funny thing is ofcourse that that kind of porn has little to do with an actual climax. |
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watford can't play to saves their lives! |
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I'm thinking of ordering the upcoming set of all the "Jeeves & Wooster" serieseses.. I don't know why exactly. there's something very comforting about watching that programme ("ooooh lovely"). maybe I'm just aging badly. |
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I was wetting myself at Bad News a few minutes ago when they are arguing about if they are heavy metal or not. Vim "we're not just a stupid heavy metal band, we're pretty deep" Bob (I can't remember his name) " we are a heavy metal band!" Vim "No we're deeper than that" Bob "well you said Heavy Metal band at the audition" |
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I enjoyed them alot but can't remember much about them? I'll pick it up tomorrow. |
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it's coming out in about a week, I think. |
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Den! Den Dennis. |
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Ha Ha! Just their faces crack me up |
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I just remembered the Professionals take off "The Bullshitters" with Keith Allen and Peter Richardson. Absolute GENIUS. I have now ordered my copy. But is, one of my faves "The Supergrass" on it? |
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When they are running around in speedos and diving into pot holes!!! |
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The speedoe / leather jacket combination, that's class! |
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I've done absoloutley nothing but laugh today. Their homo erotic take on the sweeney is ridiculous |
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So, what? You need someone who is underage? |
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I'm really looking forward now to enjoying again, hopefully in a week's time, the weather round the Bay of Biscay permitting, A Fistfull of Travellers Cheques... It's a Euro-Rover, old man.... This isn't Hotel Bastardos, this is more like Hotel Unpleasantness.... Have you got any Mandys?... And The Supergrass.. "he's not an international drugs smuggler, he's a complete arsehole, he lives with his mum" I did put in an order for "Filthy, Rich & Catflap" whilst I was at it. |
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I remember having seen "Filthy, Rich & Catflap" but I can't remember whether it was funny. |
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Oh it was hilarious, Brucie, Tarby, When the going gets tough the tough have a fag, a drink and a ponder, the nolan sisters, I'm in the mood for Richie, he's not titchy, alright daughter, ummm. other hilarious things. |
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you can't really go wrong with Edmondson and Mayle, really. except for "hotel paradiso". that was dreadful. |
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BRINTEY SPEARS |
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shes short and chubby with the face of a downe syndrome patient. |
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yeah thats what i find attractive |
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