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i see non english people type'n stuff out and they make sentances make sence but sound so wrong. i could not make a sentance like that if i tried for days. well maybe, ima gonna have a try. ive had a few beers and my brain is feeling a little off kilter. so let me try.. anyone else please have a go too. i could not string a sentance together in any other language so im not making fun of non-english speakers/typists. i just find it amusing to read. ok here goes. hmm.. still thinking.. this is hard.. just try'n to think of some classic stuff like that "all your base are belong to us" type thing. ill post this up and think of some stuff.. anyone please make something as non-sen-cicle as you can. my brain is in the mood for some of that.. : ) |
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Monday afternoon and you're on the beers....... life must be good! (sorry, can't help with anything on-topic) |
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8:46am , i'm in my workoffice and my balls are enormous |
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lol, nar mate,, im implanted in another country at the mo. im undercover in Las Vegas. "beer and droving" and all that. like the beastiality boys sing "no sheep till auckland". its 11.51pm sunday night. lol wooferattack. i remember a monty python sketch. a german tourist reading from a phrasebook. "i will not buy this record, it is scratched" "i will not buy this tobacco, it is scratched" hmm still can-not get by brain into engrish mode. i think i do need the mod-chip/implant. |
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i dont like analord music |
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Here is sentence: |
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you ares bad from brains now maybe? flips the popsicle goes me. |
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English is happy for people they speak english, but for people who no speak english it brings very unhappy times. |
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So live happy times and learn english for speaking. |
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my happiness is being from the ramen presently I happy eat |
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phobiazeros sad day will being when him seeing this thread. ): ?you want I should hide from b7 attack? |
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This strings nonesence is without mean to friends is no here. So one ways help strenghten the community very well! |
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engrish rules |
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couldn't resist..... |
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hahahahahaha, perfect. |
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i like to speak the english |
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It was a Hungarian tourist. "You have beautiful tights." "Drop your panties Sir William I cannot wait till lunchtime." "My nipples explode with delight." |
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Queen and huntress chaste and fair. Now the sun is laid to sleep, Seated in a silver chair, State in wanted manner keep. Earth let not an envious shade Dare itself to interpose. Cynthia's shining orb was made Heaven to cheer when day did close. Lay the bow of pearl apart, And the crystal-shining quiver, Give unto the flying heart Space to breathe how short so ever Hesperus entreats thy light Goddess excellently bright. Bless us then with wished sight Thou who makes a day of night. |
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Now, the nonsense: "I take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollypop Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah) I'll take you to the candy shop Boy one taste of what I got I'll have you spending all you got Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)" |
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"Carry me along, taddy, like youdone through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under whitespread wings like he'd come from Arkangels, I sink I'd die down over his feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, tid. There's where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thous endsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the " |
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RIVERRUN, PAST EVE AND ADAM'S! |
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i love that last "sentence" - "A way a lone a last a loved a long the" beautiful.... |
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"Great boobies honeybum, my lore intestin is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam..." |
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Wow, you`ve changed avatar! Who`s Pedro?? |
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character from i'll be changing my avatar back tonight i think :) just felt like a change |
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Heh. My girlfriends friend made her a shirt that says vote for pedro on it. Every single time she goes out, she gets 20 people who are all stoned saying "heh... vote for pedro snicker... vote for pedro" |
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:D! I wish i had one of these tshirts, y'can buy them online and all. There's no accounting for stoned people though.. GOSH.. |
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The BEST: "Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor." |
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the english is no easy on the talking but in the writing is no problem i guess im doing well on it |
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not to say that is an easy language but my problems on wrong is some so i have to get some better english here with my xlt mates .) |
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sometimes i think that my filosofy of life is that felicity is too much and so is bad because having too much is always a side of a pendulum. because of that i think the good way is having diversions and not all that felicity, so it will not be too much because thats what is deserved. |
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thread is for bump when revive of your felicity in life yesterday toaster hero. |
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anymore, it is hard to tell who indeed has difficulty with the English language, for some are simple a complete internet idiot, while others aren't from America so they speak in some kind of chirping signal, |
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Oh, yeah when you wan't better englich just even right to I'net forrums and whatch your posts and whatch out your respones. Greetz |
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